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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Coronavirus, Coronavirus
Every morning you greet me
Original Lyrics:
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "So Long, Farewell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curfew, curfew, to you and you and you
Original Lyrics:
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
Misheard Lyrics:
We are filled with a noble pardon.
Original Lyrics:
We are billion year old carbon.
Jan and Dean's, "I Found a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anybody can sing
Original Lyrics:
Anybody can see
Jimmy Clanton's, "Venus in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
My penis in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
My Venus in blue jeans
Jonathan King's, "Everyone's Gone To The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's gone to Tesco
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's gone to the moon
Little Eva's, "The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's make a change now
Original Lyrics:
Let's make a chain now
Marvin Gaye's, "Can I Get A Witness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a vaccine?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a witness?
Rolf Harris', "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me wallaby's feet, mate.
Original Lyrics:
Watch me wallabies feed, mate.
Sam Cooke's, "Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know much about springtime hooks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know much about the French I took.
The Drifters', "Come On Over to My Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come on over to my place
Original Lyrics:
Come on over to my place
Vic Mizzy's, "The Addams Family Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rooster you can crow on.
Original Lyrics:
A broomstick you can crawl on.
 
1970s
Badfinger's, "Baby Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Might we get
Original Lyrics:
Might regret
Black Sabbath's, "Iron Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He once turned to steel
Original Lyrics:
He was turned to steel
Cockney Rebel's, "Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come up and see me
Original Lyrics:
Come up and see me
Eagles', "The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a straw hat
Original Lyrics:
There's a strong one
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lean on
Original Lyrics:
Levon
Grateful Dead's, "Franklin's Tower"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you play an ace, you're gonna always win.
Original Lyrics:
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind.
Pink Floyd's, "Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, give daddy a women.
Original Lyrics:
I need a dirty woman.
Rainbow's, "Man on the Silver Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man of the city mountain
Original Lyrics:
The man on the silver mountain
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "All Out Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all out of food
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of love
Human League's, "Mirror Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the mean old man
Says he's a people fan
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Says he's a people fan.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Mama, I'm Coming Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could eat rice
Original Lyrics:
I could be right
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man's miracle land
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry Beret
Roxette's, "The Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man it was a quitter
Original Lyrics:
Never was a quitter
Soul II Soul's, "Back to life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holiday morning
Holiday evening
Original Lyrics:
However do you want me
However do you need me.
Sue Pollard's, "Starting Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're shouting together
Original Lyrics:
We're starting together
Tracey Ullman's, "They Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been around for such a long time now
Maybe I could leave you but I'm a stupid cow
Original Lyrics:
You've been around for such a long time now
Maybe I could leave you but I don't know how
 
1990s
Air's, "Sexy Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy muffin
Original Lyrics:
Sexy boy
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, you're gonna to see her.
Grow ginseng and out of her mind
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've got to see her.
Go insane and out of your mind
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's, "Tha Crossroads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the Boss?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, so wrong
Destiny's Child's, "Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you've been Mexican on cars
Original Lyrics:
Now you've been maxing out my cards
Ginuwine's, "Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sandals
Original Lyrics:
My saddle
Live's, "I Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I alone touch you
Original Lyrics:
I alone tempt you
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just a minute
Original Lyrics:
It’s just 11:00
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of people
Original Lyrics:
Moving to the country, going to eat a lot of peaches.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Suck My Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuff like this
Original Lyrics:
Stick with this
Roxette's, "The Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nanner was a quitter
Original Lyrics:
Never was a quitter
Theme Songs', "Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
but Dee Dee brought up to be his queen
Original Lyrics:
But Deedee blows his experiments to smithereens
Weezer's, "Tired of Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday night, I’m makin’ Jen.
Tuesday night, I’m makin’ men.
Original Lyrics:
Monday night, I’m makin’ Jen.
Tuesday night, I’m makin’ Gwen.
 
2000s
Ashley Tisdale's, "Headstrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur gets his answers wrong, can he pass?
Arthur now receives an "F", can he fail?
Original Lyrics:
Headstrong can you feel the beat?
Meltdown can you feel the heat?
Beyonce's, "Me, Myself and I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
From now on
Doves', "Black and White Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the action, the sound of my life
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the action, first time in my life
Eamon's, "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna die
Original Lyrics:
I don't want you back
Evan & Jaron's, "Crazy for This Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm craving for this food
Original Lyrics:
I'm crazy for this girl
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Can't Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
In time I want to be your best friend,
Peace and love is living on the West End
Original Lyrics:
In time I want to be your best friend,
East side lovers living on the West End
Theme Songs', "Ben 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting people and purple space
Original Lyrics:
Fighting off evil from earth or space
Theme Song's, "The Rubbadubbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's Tommy
Original Lyrics:
Here's Tubb
U2's, "Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a kitchen sanitation
Original Lyrics:
You've got to get yourself together
 
2010s
The 1975's, "TOOTIMETOOTIMETOOTIME"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate my arse, but I don't mind it
Original Lyrics:
You wet my eyes, but I don't mind it

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