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1960s
The Beach Boys', "Heroes And Villains"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was right in the rain of the boats that eventually brought her down
Original Lyrics:
And she was right in the rain of the bullets that eventually brought her down
 
1970s
Ace's, "How Long?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our law, has this been going on?
Original Lyrics:
How long has this been going on?
Black Sabbath's, "War Pigs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan laughs and spreads his wings
Original Lyrics:
Satan laughing spreads his wings
Carly Simon's, "Attitude Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an apple on the stage
Original Lyrics:
Like an actor on the stage
Carly Simon's, "The Right Thing to Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just clothes on
Original Lyrics:
Just close now
Elton John's, "Honky Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat better get in back of the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat better get back to the woods.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the line and the polka dots
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret Asian Man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
Secret agent man.
Led Zeppelin's, "Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sleeping, stretching out
I wanna go where people rest & shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Led Zeppelin's, "Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight you’d better stop & read me all your runes
Original Lyrics:
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
Livingston Taylor's, "I Will Be in Love with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know how to be sauce
Original Lyrics:
I don't know how to be soft
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, you know the rumor in the night.
Original Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Paul Simon's, "Loves Me Like a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a little bored
Original Lyrics:
When I was a little boy
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
The elder-pope has a debbah put aside for me
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub had a devil put aside for me
The Buoys', "Timothy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chimpanzee
Original Lyrics:
Timothy
The Staple Singers', "I'll Take You There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll face
Original Lyrics:
I know a place
UFO's, "Shoot Shoot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding out in my hotel room police they finally called
Original Lyrics:
Holding out in my hotel room police they finally come
 
1980s
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' On A Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, I hate play there
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, we're halfway there
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch me
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Let's Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genghis Kahn, sips on his juice
Original Lyrics:
Let this groove, get you to move.
Expose's, "Let Me Be the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Policy
Original Lyrics:
Promise me
Lionel Richie's, "Ballerina Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Galleria girl
Original Lyrics:
Ballerina girl
The Ramones', "Blitzkrieg Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lipstick gloss
Original Lyrics:
Blitzkrieg Bop
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I missed the rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Living with a Hernia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in suburbia
Original Lyrics:
Living with a hernia
ZZ Top's, "Dipping Low (In the Lap of Luxury)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear beloved
Original Lyrics:
Dippin' low
 
1990s
Chante Moore's, "Chante's Got a Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
How he hurts me
Original Lyrics:
How he loves me
Diana King's, "Shy Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing everybody
Original Lyrics:
Loving everybody
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
And tell me, am I very hard?
Original Lyrics:
And tell me, am I very far?
Jay-Z's, "Can I Get A..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a ruff-ruff
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a what, what?
Oleander's, "Why I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be full of hay
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be full of hate
Real McCoy's, "Another Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, it's not another dream, but always you
Original Lyrics:
Another night, another dream, but always you.
Roxette's, "The Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kissing at the wit's end
Original Lyrics:
Kissing is the wet sand
Spin Doctors', "Two Princes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want put you in my arms again
Original Lyrics:
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
Surface's, "The First Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look into your eyes I try
Original Lyrics:
I look into your eyes I cry
The Time's, "Jerk Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Germs, germs, germs
Original Lyrics:
Jerk, jerk, jerk
 
2000s
Dream's, "He Loves U Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what you're singing
Original Lyrics:
I know what you're thinking
Pink's, "So What"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my rocket boots
Original Lyrics:
I got my rock moves
Shaggy's, "Hey Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jayla, I need to be sure
Come back and see me in two years or more
Original Lyrics:
Hey love I need to be sure
Come back and see me in two years or more
The Wiggles', "Hot Potato"
Misheard Lyrics:
One potato
Original Lyrics:
Hot potato
Third Eye Blind's, "Never Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never let you down
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you go
 
2010s
Billie Eilish's, "Everything I Wanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I blow it again?
Original Lyrics:
Would I do it again?
Dua Lipa's, "Don’t Start Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did a fool want babies? Crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Did a full 180. Crazy.
Gotye's, "Somebody That I Used to Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it out like we were happy to marry and nothing
Original Lyrics:
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
Lady Gaga's, "Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stand here waiting for you to thank the gods.
Original Lyrics:
I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong.
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marcus Styrofoam
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
Panic! At the Disco's, "High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said, it's uphill varieties.
Original Lyrics:
Mama said, it's uphill for oddities
Sia's, "The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice Josh jamina
Original Lyrics:
I got stamina
Twenty One Pilots', "House of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will make you clean up everything you see
Original Lyrics:
I will make you queen of everything you see
 
country
Tim McGraw's, "Where the Green Grass Grows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop ****ing rows
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows.

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