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1960s
Ad Libs', "The Boy from New York City"
Misheard Lyrics:
He’s really dead
Original Lyrics:
He’s really down
Neil Diamond's, "You Got to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to leave
Original Lyrics:
You got to me
Peter & Gordon's, "Lady Godiva"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the cats who did string cheese
Original Lyrics:
All the cats who did striptease
The Temptations', "My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye girl
Original Lyrics:
My girl
 
1970s
Allan Sherman's, "Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be guilty to me
Original Lyrics:
Bequeathed to me
Captain & Tennille's, "You Never Done It Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Sebring
Original Lyrics:
On the ceiling
Don McLean's, "Vincent"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I could have told you Vincent
This world was never meant for one
As butt-ugly as you
Original Lyrics:
But I could have told you Vincent
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you
Eddie Kendricks', "Boogie Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's going on, girl, don't have a taste
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it on, girl, don't hesitate
Engelbert Humperdinck's, "After the Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I brush back the hair from your ass
Original Lyrics:
I brush back the hair from your eyes
Eric Clapton's, "After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple midnight
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
Jim Croce's, "I Got a Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got stung
Original Lyrics:
I got a song
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know it's my own grandpa
Original Lyrics:
And I know it's my own damn fault
Linda Ronstadt's, "Just One Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna keep on skating
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna keep on scheming
Mud's, "The Secrets That You Keep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm losing sleep over the secretions that you keep
Original Lyrics:
I'm losing sleep over the secrets that you keep
Neil Diamond's, "Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cackling Rosie, get on board
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer your desolation
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piss me off!
Original Lyrics:
Bismilliah!
Robert Knight's, "Love on a Mountain Top"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drugs on a mountain top
So high that we won't ever stop
Original Lyrics:
Love on a mountain top
So high that we won't ever stop
The Temptations', "Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it was just my elaboration
Original Lyrics:
And it was just my imagination
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds, THUNDER CHEEKS
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Biz Markie's, "Just a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got one of my meals
Original Lyrics:
You got what I need
Eddie Money's, "I Wanna Go Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was listening to the rodeo
I heard a seance, reminded me of long ago
Original Lyrics:
I was listening to the radio
I heard a song, reminded me of long ago
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-b-band
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-b-bad
James Brown's, "Living in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like one of those awful mayonnaise.
Original Lyrics:
Just like one of those old familiar names...
James Brown's, "Living in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
On one of those awful mayonnaise...
Original Lyrics:
On one of those old familiar names.
Jesse Frederick's, "As Days Go By (Family Matters theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a red convertible
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition
Kool & the Gang's, "Emergency"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allergic scene
Original Lyrics:
Emergency
Sheila E.'s, "The Glamorous Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants to leave
Original Lyrics:
She wants to live
Squeeze's, "Black Coffee in Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
With lips full of fraction
Original Lyrics:
With lips full of passion
Whitney Houston's, "So Emotional"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's exactly what love can do
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
 
1990s
Imperial Drag's, "Boy or a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have I been with you
Original Lyrics:
Have I been misused
Lego Island Soundtrack's, "Brick by Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck my dick.
Original Lyrics:
Tock by tick
Madonna's, "Human Nature"
Misheard Lyrics:
Express yourself - don't depress yourself
Original Lyrics:
Express yourself - don't repress yourself
Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
Misheard Lyrics:
She hopes we can speak French
Original Lyrics:
She hopes we can be friends
Movie Scripts', "Cadillac Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're screwing her, too, and my life and his life?
Original Lyrics:
You're screwing her, too, and my wife and his wife?
R.E.M.'s, "Bad Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're sick of being gerbils, yes
Original Lyrics:
We're sick of being jerked around
Rezillos', "Destination Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Further modulation
Of my frequent masturbation
Triggered scrotum activation
Sheer elation
Original Lyrics:
Further modulation
Of the frequency rotation
Triggered waveband activation
Near elation
Tina Turner's, "I Don't Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the devil in disguise
Original Lyrics:
There's a pale moon in the sky
Whitney Houston's, "Step by Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many burners
Original Lyrics:
So many burdens
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "My Happy Ending"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the melodies so close to me
Original Lyrics:
All the memories so close to me
Daft Punk's, "Superheroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold in in the hair
Original Lyrics:
Something's in the air
Janet Jackson's, "Someone to Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go drive a f***ed-up car
Original Lyrics:
He'll drive a funky car
Shakira feat Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Señorita, feel a cobra.
Original Lyrics:
Señorita, feel the conga.
 
2010s
AJR's, "Burn The House Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sticky bee cool
Original Lyrics:
Used to keep it cool
Drake's, "Hotline Bling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know women, I like bling
Original Lyrics:
I know when that hotline bling
Fun.'s, "We Are Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
To life, we are yours
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, we are young
 
country
Lorrie Morgan's, "Back in Your Arms Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could this strong girl be so blind?
Original Lyrics:
How could this grown girl be so blind?
Trace Adkins', "You’re Gonna Miss This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Starts talking about bagels
Original Lyrics:
Starts talking about babies
 
misc
Dua Lipa's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come up
Original Lyrics:
Come on
Lady Gaga's, "Stupid Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your spoon-fed love
Original Lyrics:
I want your stupid love

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