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1960s
Dion & The Belmonts', "A Teenager in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why must I be a hydrangea in love
Original Lyrics:
Why must I be a teenager in love
Jerry Butler's, "Only the Strong Survive"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little strong to find, a little strong to find
Original Lyrics:
Only the strong survive, only the strong survive
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I dropped a pink sh*t daddy
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy
The Beatles', "Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I want to
Original Lyrics:
You know I love you
The Ronettes', "Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my rabies
Original Lyrics:
Be my baby
The Temptations', "(I Know) I'm Losing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm using you
Original Lyrics:
I'm losing you
The Temptations', "My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hurl
Original Lyrics:
My girl
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Knowing Me, Knowing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing me, knowing you (a-ha)
There is nothing we can poo
Original Lyrics:
Knowing me, knowing you (a-ha)
There is nothing we can do
Art Garfunkel's, "I Only Have Eyes for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only have hives for you
Original Lyrics:
I only have eyes for you
Bad Company's, "Feel Like Makin' Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had those Golden Grahams
Original Lyrics:
And if I had those golden dreams
Billy Joel's, "Just the Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the gay you are
Original Lyrics:
Just the way you are
Candi Staton's, "Young Hearts Run Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the sense in sharing your one and only wife
Original Lyrics:
What's the sense in sharing this one and only life
Cliff Richard's, "Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and swine
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Donny And Marie Osmond's, "Morning Side of the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he lived on the Mormon side of the mountain
And she lived on the twilight side of the hill
Original Lyrics:
But he lived on the morning side of the mountain
And she lived on the twilight side of the hill
Gene Chandler's, "Groovy Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy dick
Original Lyrics:
Can you dig
Grease (Musical)'s, "You're The One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one that I want, you are the vol-au-vent
Original Lyrics:
You're the one that I want, you are the one I want
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you can see
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you can't see
Honey Cone's, "Stick Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stink up
Original Lyrics:
Stick Up
Ike & Tina Turner's, "Nutbush City Limits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nuts, bush, titty limits
Original Lyrics:
Nutbush city limits
Marc Bolan's, "Get It On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an untamed youth, that's the truth
With your cloak full of seagulls
You dirty tweet and you're my bird
Original Lyrics:
You're an untamed youth, that's the truth
With your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
You led me away from home, just to save you from being a crone
Original Lyrics:
You led me away from home, just to save you from being alone
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Kong's garden
Original Lyrics:
Hong Kong garden
Suzi Quatro's, "48 Crash"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the 48 craps come like a lightning flash
Original Lyrics:
You know the 48 Crash comes like a lightning flash
The Jacksons', "Blame It on the Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it on Macaulay
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the boogie
Thin Lizzy's, "The Boys Are Back In Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boils are back in town
Original Lyrics:
The boys are back in town
Three Dog Night's, "Family Of Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Factories belch where the rivers ran.
Original Lyrics:
Factories built where the rivers ran.
 
1980s
Adam and the Ants', "Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're a moron
Original Lyrics:
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're having fun
Commercial's, "Colgate Pump"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the Cocoa Puffs
Original Lyrics:
We got the Colgate Pump
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mess around with the guy who shaves the lawn
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you've got it made with a guy in shades, oh no
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know Major Tom's a monkey
Original Lyrics:
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Levert's, "Casanova"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barnes & Noble
Original Lyrics:
Casanova
Morrissey's, "Suedehead"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a good lay. Good lay.
Original Lyrics:
It was goodly. Goodly.
Nu Shooz's, "I Can't Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dummy
Original Lyrics:
Hey darling
Sade's, "The Sweetest Taboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Mattel, it's Mattel now
Original Lyrics:
If I tell you, if I tell you now
TKA's, "One Way Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is heart
Original Lyrics:
Your love is hot
Taylor Dane's, "Tell It to My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell it to my a*se
Original Lyrics:
Tell it to my heart
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I REALLY don't like it!
F*** the task-bar, f*** the task-bar
Original Lyrics:
Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
1990s
Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-fil-A China
Original Lyrics:
Chickety China
Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want to be a gnome
Original Lyrics:
And I don't want to be alone
Boy George's, "The Crying Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then there are signs
Original Lyrics:
Then there are sighs
Guns N' Roses', "November Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Shaggy still remains
Original Lyrics:
And shadows still remain
Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle's, "A Whole New World"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time to stare
Original Lyrics:
There's time to spare
Phil Collins', "You'll Be in My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll breathe in my farts
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart
Snap!'s, "Rhythm Is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
William is a dancer
Original Lyrics:
Rhythm is a dancer
The Lion King's, "The Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nancy veneia babichi wawa
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Whitney Houston's, "All the Man That I Need"
Misheard Lyrics:
He holds my clothes
Original Lyrics:
He holds me close
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Carvana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax in your puppy pants
Original Lyrics:
Relax in your comfy pants
Fall Out Boy's, "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the barnyard
Original Lyrics:
In the dark, dark
 
country
Tammy Wynette's, "Stand By Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stan, bayou man
Original Lyrics:
Stand by your man
 
xmas
Chris Rea's, "Driving Home For Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me
He's just as gay
Original Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me
He's just the same

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