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1960s
Bobby Vee's, "The Night Has a Thousand Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll find out without really tryin'
Each time that my keys will stray.
Original Lyrics:
And you'll find out without really tryin'
Each time that my kisses stray.
Elvis Presley's, "Can't Help Falling In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my whole life's poo.
Original Lyrics:
Take my whole life too.
Sonny & Cher's, "I Got You Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until we go
Original Lyrics:
Until we grow
The Four Seasons', "Let's Hang On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lot, a lot of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Got a lot, a lot between us
Misheard Lyrics:
Now wait for me
Original Lyrics:
Now wait a minute
The Temptations', "(I Know) I'm Losing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Lucy Liu
Original Lyrics:
I'm losing you
Tommy James And The Shondells', "Crimson And Clover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Printed in clover
Original Lyrics:
Crimson and clover
 
1970s
ABBA's, "The Winner Takes It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big screen for us all
Original Lyrics:
A big thing or a small
Bay City Rollers', "Saturday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, tee rock, tee rock, hey!
Original Lyrics:
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's me you need to shove.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's me you need to show.
Bee Gees', "More Than A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morgan's a woman to me.
Original Lyrics:
More than a woman to me.
Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am
Waiting for this moron tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am
Waiting for this moment to last.
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m going nowhere; somebody help me get there
Original Lyrics:
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
Cheap Trick's, "I Want You To Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
jill-a jill-a jill I see you crying
Original Lyrics:
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
David Soul's, "Don't Give Up on Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I gave you a black eye
Original Lyrics:
I know we put a last one by
Elton John's, "Honky Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppy cat
Original Lyrics:
Honky Cat
James Taylor's, "Fire and Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a fan
Original Lyrics:
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
Marc Bolan's, "Children of the Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telegram Sam, you're my maimed man.
Original Lyrics:
Telegram Sam, you're my main man.
Paper Lace's, "Billy, Don't Be a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, don't be a bimbo.
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't be a hero.
Rod Stewart's, "Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nobody gonna stop tonight
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
big yellow highlighter
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
The Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of poo,
Breaking it down
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down.
 
1980s
Bananarama's, "Cruel Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the truth (true), Crusanna
Original Lyrics:
It's a cruel (cruel), cruel summer
Billy Squier's, "The Stroke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong as nothing
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
Debbie Gibson's, "Electric Youth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Electrocute
Original Lyrics:
Electric youth
Eric B and Rakim's, "The R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keepin' you in tune and up to paw
And then you're doing it with the awe
Original Lyrics:
Keepin' you in tune and up to par
And then you're doing it with the R
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holiday. Celibate
Original Lyrics:
Holiday. Celebrate.
Prince's, "I Would Die 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple Dapple Doo
Original Lyrics:
I would die for you
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Radio couscous
Original Lyrics:
Radio goo goo
Scandal's, "Goodbye to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bananas gone
Original Lyrics:
The nights are gone
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' drugs
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
Tears for Fears', "Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd really love to break apart
Original Lyrics:
I'd really love to break your heart
The Jets', "Make it Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you kill me
Original Lyrics:
Make you hear me
 
1990s
Adina Howard's, "Freak Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm that Cover Girl
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm that kind of girl
En Vogue's, "Free Your Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed Your Mind
Original Lyrics:
Free your mind
Faith Hill's, "This Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss kill, kiss kill
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Foo Fighters', "This Is a Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a call to all my back scratching nations.
Original Lyrics:
This is a call to all my past resignations.
Green Day's, "Brain Stew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patients numb
Original Lyrics:
Face is numb
Muse's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sorry
Original Lyrics:
It burns inside of me
Slipknot's, "Spit it Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick 'em in the nuts
Original Lyrics:
Biggity-biggedy bitch boy
The Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something better than heavy metal
Original Lyrics:
Something better than in the middle
 
2000s
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
go, go shorty, its shimmer
Original Lyrics:
Go, go, Shawty, it's your birthday.
Feeling's, "Never Be Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
So listen up, Lonely
Original Lyrics:
At least they're not lonely
Fragma's, "Toca's Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Togepi
Original Lyrics:
Toca me
Rihanna's, "Shut Up And Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lot of drive with a whole lot of bums in the back
Original Lyrics:
Got overdrive with a whole lot of boom in the back
 
2010s
AWOLNATION's, "The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
So fix my face up
With diet glue
And science fiction
Original Lyrics:
So fix my face up
With dye and glue
And science fiction
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
we're robot mexivan lucky
Original Lyrics:
I'm up all night to get lucky.
LSD feat. Sia's, "Thunderclouds"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is water
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a word
Lil Nas X's, "Old Town Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life is a movie
Borat ain't a movie
Original Lyrics:
My life is a movie
Bullridin' and boobies
 
misc
The Munchkins', "Lullaby League And Lollipop Guild"
Misheard Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Jail.
Original Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Guild.

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