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1960s
5th Dimension's, "California Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sound you hear The n**g**s in your ear
Original Lyrics:
Like a sound you hear That lingers in your ear
Johnny Cash's, "Daddy Sang Bass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sang bass, Mama sang tuna.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sang bass, Mama sang tenor.
Ray Charles', "Georgia On My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The holy truth
Original Lyrics:
The whole day through
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adam no better and neither are you
Original Lyrics:
I am no better and neither are you
The Four Tops', "Standing in the Shadows of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the shadows of love,
I've been waiting for the florist to come
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the shadows of love
I've been waiting for the heartaches to come
Tyrone Davis', "Can I Change My Mind?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aww, she didn't dot an "i"
Original Lyrics:
Aww, she didn't bat an eye
 
1970s
Andy Gibb's, "(Love is) Thicker Than Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie's Angels
Original Lyrics:
Heaven's angels
Eagles', "Witchy Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misty Loman
Original Lyrics:
Witchy woman
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Boogie Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hero stabs you in the face
Original Lyrics:
The mirror stares you in the face
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Sweet Talking Woman."
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta slow down
Sweet little Lola
Original Lyrics:
You gotta slow down
Sweet talking woman.
Elvis Presley's, "Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can fail
Original Lyrics:
And I can feel
Nazareth's, "Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
No hooves
Original Lyrics:
Love hurts
Phoebe Snow's, "Poetry Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the poultry man
Original Lyrics:
You're the poetry man
Skai Jackson's, "Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am stuck on a Band-Aid branch
'Cause a Band-Aid's stuck on me
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm throwing apples all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Listen Tony, I'm all over the place.
 
1980s
Agnetha Faltsgog's, "The Heat Is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temperature is rising to fever pitch
Sun is getting closer, we all get drenched
Original Lyrics:
Temperature is rising to fever pitch
Sun is getting closer, we all get rich
Billy Ocean's, "Suddenly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never felt like '54
Original Lyrics:
Never felt like this before
Diana Ross and Lionel Richie's, "Endless Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My endless lunch
Original Lyrics:
My endless love
Kool & the Gang's, "Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's all mine, the one for me
Original Lyrics:
She's the one, the one for me
Lionel Richie's, "Truly"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Trudy
Trudy's in love with me
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm truly
Truly in love with you
Menudo's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me old school
Original Lyrics:
Let me hold you
Night Ranger's, "When You Close Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the back of a jamboree
Original Lyrics:
In the back of a Chevrolet
Rick Springfield's, "Love Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're under the bridge and over there
Original Lyrics:
You're undernourished and overfed
Stevie B's, "Spring Love (Some Back to Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Street smart
Original Lyrics:
Spring love
The Replacements', "I Will Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a waiter
Original Lyrics:
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner
 
1990s
Black Crowes', "Hard To Handle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey pretty thing lemme light my candycorn, cuz mamma,
Gonna drink on my henney now, kiss around
Original Lyrics:
Hey little thing, let me light your candle 'cuz mama,
I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around.
Britney Spears', "Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I try
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I hide
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's make it all for love
Original Lyrics:
Let's make it all for one
Collective Soul's, "December"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t think about drying your head now baby just get me out
Original Lyrics:
Don’t think aloud. Turn your head now baby just spit me out.
Damn Yankees', "High Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday's just a melody
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday's just a memory
Green Day's, "Basket Case"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I make myself the beast
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Joe Public's, "Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got Winnie the Pooh
Original Lyrics:
You got to live and learn
Let Loose's, "Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chrissie, Chrissie for you
Original Lyrics:
Crazy, crazy For You
Monica's, "Angel of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know why they say the best things-opoly
Original Lyrics:
Now I know why they say the best things are free
Oleta Adams', "Get Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can reach me by rainy day
Original Lyrics:
You can reach me by railway
Radiohead's, "Street Spirit (Fade Out)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feline
Original Lyrics:
Fade out
Snap!'s, "Rhythm is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fast car
Original Lyrics:
It's a passion
Snap!'s, "Rhythm is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel the NBA
Original Lyrics:
You can feel it in the air
Spin Doctors', "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are gonna make you come
Original Lyrics:
Are gonna make you cough
The Offspring's, "Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away
Original Lyrics:
Say no way
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She Needs! Her Pussy Stinks
Original Lyrics:
She needs
Corpus Christi
Will Smith's, "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make it feel like Coldplay
Original Lyrics:
You make it feel like 4-play
 
2000s
Gorillaz's, "DARE"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a breadstick on you, you're just a pancake, that's what you do, baby
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you, you've just been thinking,that's what you do, baby
Jennifer Lopez's, "Get Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we can get bright
Original Lyrics:
So we can get right
Justin Timberlake's, "Cry Me A River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you really love?
Original Lyrics:
Cry me a river.
Massive Attack's, "Butterfly Caught"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like torn pages
Original Lyrics:
Lights from pages
The Wiggles', "Hot Potato"
Misheard Lyrics:
Competition
Original Lyrics:
Hot Potato
Whitney Houston and Enrique Iglesias', "Could I Have This Kiss Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could I look into your mouth?
Original Lyrics:
Could I look into your eyes?
 
2010s
The Lumineers', "Ho Hey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryna bust the China down
Original Lyrics:
Took a bus to Chinatown
Misheard Lyrics:
Just come over; pull me inches
Original Lyrics:
Just come over; pull me in, just

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