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1960s
Bob Lind's, "Elusive Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might have heard of food stamps
Original Lyrics:
You might have heard my footsteps
Jan and Dean's, "New Girl in School"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll hold Hellmann's in the hall
Original Lyrics:
We'll hold hands in the hall
 
1970s
ABBA's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are those ABBA times?
Original Lyrics:
Where are those happy times?
Aerosmith's, "Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
Dan Fogelberg's, "Heart Hotels"
Misheard Lyrics:
in the halls of Orwell
Original Lyrics:
and the halls have worn well
Diana Ross', "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a member
Original Lyrics:
Just remember
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light.
Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night.
Original Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Neil Young's, "Heart of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm getting over it
Original Lyrics:
And I'm getting old
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't beat yer meat?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beelzebub has a devil motorcycle
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub had a devil put aside for me
The Jacksons', "Enjoy Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s all inside
Original Lyrics:
Enjoy yourself
The Selecter's, "On My Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the same bullsh** on my radio.
Original Lyrics:
It's just the same old show on my radio
Thelma Houston's, "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Three
or
Channel 3
Original Lyrics:
Set me free
Tommy Bolin's, "Post Toastee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your mind Post Toastie like a knot on my friend's head.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let your mind Post Toastee like a lot of my friends did
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a champion before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
Amazulu's, "Montego Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get drunk, do the driving and I’m on my way
Original Lyrics:
Adjust to the driving and I’m on my way.
Bananarama's, "I Can't Help It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get healthy
Original Lyrics:
I can't help it
Bobby Brown's, "Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dopey crook
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince's, "Parents Just Don't Understand"
Misheard Lyrics:
How was your shit?
Original Lyrics:
How was your trip?
Debbie Gibson's, "Shake Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it up
Original Lyrics:
Shake your love
George Michael's, "Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love all the games you play
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the games you play
Human League's, "Do or Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bruises on your body that you swallowed from a fight
Original Lyrics:
The bruises on your body that you swore were from a fight
Sting's, "If You Love Somebody Set Them Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
3, 3, '73
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, dream
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, please
The Police's, "Wrapped Around Your Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gathering the jeans will see your hiney
Original Lyrics:
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
Thomas Dolby's, "One Of Our Submarines"
Misheard Lyrics:
rain dance rain dance rain dance...
Original Lyrics:
Missing missing missing...
Twisted Sister's, "Burn in Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
See no weevil,
Don't you hear no weevil,
Don't you lay no weevil down on me.
Original Lyrics:
See no evil,
Don't you hear no evil,
Don't you lay no evil down on me.
Yarbrough & Peoples', "Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna vacuum all night long
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna rock you all night long
 
1990s
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl is chosen
Original Lyrics:
That girl is poison
Black Crowes', "Hard To Handle"
Misheard Lyrics:
So call the henna now
Original Lyrics:
So hard to handle now
Celine Dion featuring R. Kelly's, "I'm Your Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
A video shoulder
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your shoulder
Heavy D and the Boyz's, "Now That We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake me, shake me
Baby, Easy-Bake me
Original Lyrics:
Shake me, shake me
Baby, baby, shake me
Right Said Fred's, "I'm Too Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York and Chopin
Original Lyrics:
New York and Japan
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's just like the ocean under the room
Original Lyrics:
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Shawn Mullins', "Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk on by
Original Lyrics:
Rock-a-bye
 
2000s
Angtoria's, "Deity of Disgust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dying of disgust
Original Lyrics:
Deity of disgust
Auburn's, "All About Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just we and his boys watching flip flop
Original Lyrics:
Just we and his boys watching football
Auburn's, "All About Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never made a glass so sly
Original Lyrics:
Never met a guy so fly
Hilary and Haylie Duff's, "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Jeopardy! people play
Original Lyrics:
In the jealous games people play
Lisa Marie Presley's, "Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone sold the Lysol down in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
Someone turned the lights out down in Memphis
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Car goes by so slowly
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by so slowly
The Backyardigans', "Rockabilly Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hush, hush, hush little mommy
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush, hush little mermaid
 
2010s
Bruno Mars', "Locked Out of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you make a feline
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you make me feel like
Cher Lloyd's, "With Ur Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I'm standing on top with the care of you
Original Lyrics:
Cause I'm standing on top with a killer view
Gotye featuring Nick Jonas', "Somebody That I Used to Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
She didn't have the coffee pot
or
She didn't have to cough it up
Original Lyrics:
She didn't have to cut it off
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the suitcase, to the suitcase
or
Welcome to the toothpaste, to the toothpaste
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Jonas Blue's, "Younger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last thing I'm gonna give her
Original Lyrics:
Lets stay younger together
The Summer Set's, "Figure Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I heard Porno Run for the first time and I stared at my dad in amazement
Original Lyrics:
Where I heard Born To Run for the first time and I stared at my dad in amazement
Years and Years', "If You're Over Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cold and sober.
Original Lyrics:
Just go if it's over.
 
country
Cast of 'Grease''s, "Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you pull that crab with a net
Original Lyrics:
Would you pull that crap with Annette

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