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1950s
The Cadillacs', "Speedo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Milton Bearl
Original Lyrics:
Well, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl.
 
1960s
John Fred and His Playboy Band's, "Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodling the sky
Original Lyrics:
Judy in disguise
The Beach Boys', "Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the sound of the Churchill rue.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word
 
1970s
Bob Marley's, "Stir It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wisteria
Original Lyrics:
Stir it up
Jackson 5's, "The Love You Save"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuff
Original Lyrics:
Stop
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy at last
Original Lyrics:
Having a blast
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's, "You're the One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the mother f***er
Original Lyrics:
You are the one I want
Movie Scripts', "Grease"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't gonna see me for us, Zuko
Original Lyrics:
You ain't gonna see me for dust, Zuko
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Part of you has to always go trailing Hephzibah as she goes away
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Rod Stewart's, "Every Picture Tells a Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't quote you no Dickens. Share your tea.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't quote you no Dickens, Shelley or Keats.
Stevie Wonder's, "Sir Duke"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel it, oh Rover!
Original Lyrics:
You can feel it all over
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "Sometimes a Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just a panda bear
Original Lyrics:
It’s just a fantasy
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie, you quick!
Original Lyrics:
Caribbean Queen
Cyndi Lauper's, "I Drove All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drooled all night
Original Lyrics:
I drove all night
East 17's, "Stay Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay down
Stay down
Baby if you've got to go away
Don't think I can take the pain
Stay down
Stay down etc
OR
Dave's down
Dave's down
Baby if you've got to go away
Don't think I can take the pain
Dave's down
Dave's down etc
OR
Steve's down
Steve's down
Baby if you've got to go away
Don't think I can take the pain
Steve's down
Steve's down etc
Original Lyrics:
Stay now
Stay now
Baby if you've got to go away
Don't think I can take the pain
Stay now
Stay now etc
Frank Stallone's, "Far from Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salvador Dali
Original Lyrics:
Save me darling
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves to be 3
Original Lyrics:
She walks like a dream
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father knows his Sunday best
Original Lyrics:
Father wears his Sunday best
Movie Scripts', "St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin, I'm serious
Original Lyrics:
Kevin, I'm curious
Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead!
Why's your mic so high?
Original Lyrics:
Motoring
What's your price for flight
Peter Cetera's, "Glory of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a man who will fight for the Army
Original Lyrics:
I am a man who will fight for your honor
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm adopted!
Original Lyrics:
Bite the dust, yeah!
Sinead O'Connor's, "Mandinka"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told them sing something new
Please, let me play something good
Original Lyrics:
I told them "drink something new"
Please let me pull something through
Starship's, "We Built This City"
Misheard Lyrics:
My soul he plays the bamba
Original Lyrics:
Marconi plays the mamba.
Tears for Fears', "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mudpies
Original Lyrics:
Time flies
Tears for Fears', "Sowing the Seeds of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
#TearsinTheirEyes
Original Lyrics:
I spy tears in their eyes
The Go-Go's', "We Got the Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up to pee
Original Lyrics:
We got the beat
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took my baby to the old Nabisco
Original Lyrics:
Took my baby to the local disco
 
1990s
4 Non-Blondes', "What's Up?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't be hard
Original Lyrics:
And I get real high
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crash Into Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you burn trash into me
Original Lyrics:
When you come crash into me
N-Trance's, "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
We took a PG slip
Original Lyrics:
We took a Bee Gees slip
Ocean Colour Scene's, "The Day We Caught the Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rapping on the windows, p***ing down the chimney pot
Original Lyrics:
Rapping on the windows, whistling down the chimney pot
Poison's, "Unskinny Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it’s Baby Bop
or
Oh, it’s Baby Bob
Original Lyrics:
Unskinny Bop
Radiohead's, "I Need a Job"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please get me round Jim Irsay.
Original Lyrics:
Please get me round these choices.
Technotronic's, "Move This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake that Barbie
or
Shake that Barney
Original Lyrics:
Shake that body
The KLF's, "3 A.M. Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anxious groove
Original Lyrics:
Ancients of mu mu
Tina Turner's, "I Don't Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a killer in disguise
Original Lyrics:
There's a pale moon in the sky
 
2000s
Default's, "Wasting My Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afraid of fear
Original Lyrics:
Afraid to feel
Empire of the Sun's, "Walking on a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it bran now?
Two people become one.
Awkward fellow
Two people become one.
Original Lyrics:
Is it real now
When two people become one
I can feel it
When two people become one
Jessica Simpson's, "A Little Bit"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit cole slaw on me
Original Lyrics:
A little bit goes a long way
Limp Bizkit's, "Livin' It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you wrestling?
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Matchbox 20's, "If You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought his face was an umpire
Original Lyrics:
I thought this place was an empire
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with my knees
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains
Staind's, "It's Been Awhile"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a mile
Original Lyrics:
It's been awhile
System of a Down's, "Violent Pornography"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate, chips and salami!
Original Lyrics:
Choking chicks and sodomy!
 
2010s
Coldplay's, "A Sky Full of Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars
A pig saw you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars
I think I saw you
Passenger's, "Let Her Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only hit the road when you miss a hole
or
Only hit the road when you're missing ho's
Original Lyrics:
Only hate the road when you're missing home
 
country
Dwight Yoakam's, "Little Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got you Lil' Wayne
Original Lyrics:
You got your little ways
George Strait's, "Check Yes or No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackass Ramone
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
LeAnn Rimes', "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boo
Original Lyrics:
Blue

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