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1960s
Cream's, "White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Platform d***head, restless diesels...
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels
The McCoys', "Hang On Sloopy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang on stupid stupid hanger hoe
Original Lyrics:
Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on.
 
1970s
Andy Gibb's, "Shadow Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need that sleep temptation
Original Lyrics:
I need that sweet sensation
Bachman-Turner Overdrive's, "Let It Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
And would you cry if I towed it down the line?
Original Lyrics:
And would you cry if I told you that I lied?
Dobie Gray's, "Drift Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme the pee poise and freeze my soul
Original Lyrics:
Gimme the beat, boys And free my soul
LaBelle's, "Lady Marmalade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preemie Lady Marmalade
Original Lyrics:
Creole Lady Marmalade
Marvin Gaye's, "Got to Give it Up, Pt. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepsi lady
or
Fancy lady
Original Lyrics:
Dancing lady
The Band's, "The Weight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple cider Nazareth
Original Lyrics:
I pulled into Nazareth
 
1980s
B-52's', "ROAM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roam if she wants to.
Original Lyrics:
Roam if you want to.
Bryan Adams', "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in Hebron
Original Lyrics:
We're in heaven
Carly Simon's, "Let the River Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the lemon-lime
Original Lyrics:
Let the river run
Commercial's, "Big Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Great Depression lasts right through it
Original Lyrics:
That Big Red freshness lasts right through it
English Beat's, "Mirror in the Bathroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Litter in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Mirror in the bathroom
George Clinton's, "Atomic Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
These are crapping dogs
Original Lyrics:
These are clapping dogs
Huey Lewis And The News', "The Power Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tougher than diamonds
Grits and cream
Original Lyrics:
Tougher than diamonds
Rich like cream
Loverboy's, "This Could Be the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be denied
Original Lyrics:
This could be the night
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
NBA and Hakeem
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
She was struck down
Michael McDonald's, "I Keep Forgettin' (Every Time You're Near)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime I see your snot
Original Lyrics:
Everytime I see your smile
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Bark at the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guacamole
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon!
Steve Winwood's, "Back In The High Life Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the heart light again.
Original Lyrics:
Back in the high life again
Taylor Dayne's, "Tell it To My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it really love or just a grave?
Original Lyrics:
Is it really love or just a game?
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got fleas
I don't like it; f*** the cat off, f*** the cat off.
Original Lyrics:
Sharif don't like it,
Rock the Casbah,
Rock the Casbah.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's masturbate down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
 
1990s
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the strenuous pain
Original Lyrics:
Feel the glamour in pink
Expose's, "I'll Never Get Over You Getting Over Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to smile at me
Original Lyrics:
Loneliness found me
Heavy D and the Boyz's, "Now That We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm feeding macaroni
Original Lyrics:
But I'm feeling Hunky Dory
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Behind the curtain
R.E.M.'s, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidal basin from the outside of scream.
Original Lyrics:
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen.
Real McCoy's, "Another Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a visual love
Original Lyrics:
It's like a vision of love
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Otherwise it's Paula Zahn
Original Lyrics:
Otherwise the bar is ours
Vengaboys', "We Like To Party!"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco.
Original Lyrics:
New York to San Francisco
An inner-city disco.
 
2000s
Bruce Springsteen's, "The Rising"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on up for the bison
Original Lyrics:
Come on up for the Rising
Celine Dion's, "God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the night with the light from a duck
Original Lyrics:
Through the night with the light from above
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take my bitch away
Original Lyrics:
You can take my breath away
Lacuna Coil's, "Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jane!
Original Lyrics:
Unchained
Movie Scripts', "World Trade Center"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a scar
Original Lyrics:
I got it, Sarge
Ms. Peachez's, "Fry That Chicken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we got Friday chicken! Friday chicken!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, we gonna fry that chicken! Fry that chicken!
TV Show Scripts', "VeggieTales: The Wonderful World of Autotainment"
Misheard Lyrics:
We need her!
Original Lyrics:
Weed eater!
The Public Domain's, "Operation Blade (Bass in the Place)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Race to the place, Rhonda!!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Beg for your face, London
 
2010s
Half•alive's, "Creature"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I will trust the artist more than me
Original Lyrics:
But I will trust the artist molding me
Hozier's, "Take Me To Church "
Misheard Lyrics:
I worship like a dog whose tryna get/live lice
Original Lyrics:
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
Lorde's, "Team"
Misheard Lyrics:
So all the Cub Scout brogue
Original Lyrics:
So all the cups got broke
Lorde's, "Team"
Misheard Lyrics:
The movie loved like a brother, daddy goes through the roof
Original Lyrics:
The moon we love like a brother, while he glows through the room
The Amity Affliction's, "Chasing Ghosts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you at all haunted by memories past? Are you ready to make this boyfriend your last?
Original Lyrics:
Are you at all haunted by memories past? Are you ready to make this one breath your last?
Zac Brown Band's, "Heavy Is the Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat arms
For those who kiss the ring
Original Lyrics:
Call to arms
For those who kiss the ring
 
country
Alan Jackson's, "Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you burst out with primates
Original Lyrics:
Did you burst out with pride
Lee Greenwood's, "God Bless the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this place
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
Lee Greenwood's, "God Bless the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I gladly stand for Mexico
Original Lyrics:
And I gladly stand up next to you
Lonestar's, "I'm Already There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the sunshine in the air
Original Lyrics:
I'm the sunshine in your hair

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