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1950s
Bobby Darin's, "Mack the Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mac Tonight
Original Lyrics:
Mack the Knife
 
1960s
5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more false or toy derisions
Original Lyrics:
No more falsehoods or derisions
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Looking Out My Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Memories and elephants are play in in the band
Original Lyrics:
Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Ohio Express', "Chewy Chewy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy
Original Lyrics:
Chewy chewy chewy chewy
The Beach Boys', "Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drove in the captain's truck
Original Lyrics:
We broke in the captain's bunk
The Capitols', "Cool Jerk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool Whip
Original Lyrics:
Cool Jerk
The Ronettes', "Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my Babybel
or
Be my Baby Bell
Original Lyrics:
Be my, be my baby
 
1970s
Bonnie Pointer's, "Heaven Must Have Sent You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you seen Santa?
Original Lyrics:
Heaven must have sent you
Climax Blues Band's, "Couldn't Get It Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiptoe looking for sign
In the middle of the night
But I couldn't see the light
No, I couldn't see the light
Tiptoe looking for a way
To take me through the night
I couldn't get it right
I couldn't get it right
Original Lyrics:
But I kept on looking for a sign
In the middle of the night
But I couldn't see the light
No, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way
To take me through the night
I couldn't get it right
I couldn't get it right
David Bowie's, "Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes,
Your face is strange
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes,
Turn and face the strange
Free's, "All Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
All night long
Original Lyrics:
all right now
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neck hurtin' bad, as he bends to pay kuh-Doggie
He goes down to the park and mourns his peace
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hebrew, Hebrew National
Original Lyrics:
We will, we will rock you
Seals & Crofts', "Get Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no more tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
There's no more to borrow
Sex Pistols', "Holidays in the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't ask for sunshine, and I got one for free
Original Lyrics:
I dared to ask for sunshine, and I got World War Three
Steve Miller Band's, "Jungle Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double up
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Love
Steve Miller Band's, "Jungle Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trouble love
Strawberry man
It's making me crazy
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy
 
1980s
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill O'Reilly
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Duran Duran's, "Girls on Film"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goes on film.
Original Lyrics:
Girls on film
Elton John's, "Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there is no sack of dice
Original Lyrics:
And it's no sacrifice.
Huey Lewis and the News', "Walking on a Thin Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leveled that priest
Original Lyrics:
Labeled as freaks
Michael McDonald's, "Sweet Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't really see 'em
Original Lyrics:
Shine, sweet freedom
Tears for Fears', "Sowing the Seeds of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hurts and the bleeds
Original Lyrics:
The birds and the bees
The B-52's', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rush hour
Original Lyrics:
Love Shack
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss the rains down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
 
1990s
Billy Joel's, "The River of Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in erosion
Original Lyrics:
We all live in the ocean
Commercial's, "Bush's Baked Beans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll that beautiful bee footage
Original Lyrics:
Roll that beautiful bean footage
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm listening
Like the devil's listening
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once in a lifetime
Original Lyrics:
Once in a lullaby
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Little Richard's, "Ride On the Magic School Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Serve it on a salad
Original Lyrics:
Surfin' on a sound wave
Michael Bolton's, "Steel Bars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steel wool wrapped all around me
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me.
Movie Scripts', "Meet Joe Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiramisu
Original Lyrics:
May I kiss you?
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cold and I'm asleep
Bottles broken on the floor
Original Lyrics:
I'm cold and I'm ashamed
Bound and broken on the floor
Nelson's, "(Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a ninja
and
Got a pack of icing looking in
Original Lyrics:
Just like an angel
and
I've been on the outside looking in
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roses on the prune
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit
Radiohead's, "Lift"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of air conditioning
The fish are belly up
Original Lyrics:
A smell of recognition.
A face you barely loved.
 
2000s
BBMak's, "Back Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until your Batman baby
Original Lyrics:
Until you're back here baby
Daughtry's, "Crashed"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then I crashed in the earth
And I went up in flames
Original Lyrics:
And then I crashed into you
And I went up in flames
Daughtry's, "Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Eddie Floyd
Original Lyrics:
I'm running from
Justin Timberlake's, "SexyBack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go hippy, go
Original Lyrics:
Go 'head, be gone
Kelly Clarkson's, "My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a piece of meat
It's on his sleeve
Original Lyrics:
You got a piece of me
And honestly
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry pie, cherry pie
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Nine Days', "Absolutely (Story of A Girl)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mattress made of leather
Original Lyrics:
I absolutely love her
Rammstein's, "Rosenrot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sah ein Mädchen ein Russlein stehen (A girl saw a little Russian girl)
Original Lyrics:
Sah ein Mädchen ein rösslein stehen (A girl saw a little rose)
Static-X's, "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's wrong
Don't you see my ding dong
Pushing out the forty
Hook it up the right way
Original Lyrics:
What's wrong
Don't you sing no ding dong
Pushing out the phony
Hook in up the rain away
Weezer's, "Island in the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a trip into the zone
Original Lyrics:
As we drift into the zone
 
2010s
Avalanches', "If I Was a Folkstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why won't they leave?
Original Lyrics:
I won't believe
Little Mix's, "Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they get to tame you
Original Lyrics:
And they can't detain you
Selena Gomez's, "Love You Like a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
A song like a zombie to know
Original Lyrics:
A song that goes on and on

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