Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 16, 2019

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Hound Dog" Misheard Lyrics: Well, they said you was high glanced Original Lyrics: Well they said you was high classed	Elvis Presley's, "I Got Stung" Misheard Lyrics: I'm never gonna leave, you son of a gun Original Lyrics: I'm never gonna leave once I arrive

1960s
Brian Hyland's, "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" Misheard Lyrics: She was afraid to come out of the oven Original Lyrics: She was afraid to come out in the open	The Monkees', "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" Misheard Lyrics: When I knew ya girl you didn't have no boobs or But now you're walkin' round with those 42's. I'm not your silicone. Original Lyrics: But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?' I'm not your stepping stone.

1970s
Cheap Trick's, "I Want You To Want Me" Misheard Lyrics: Shout out the bull come shoes Put on a brand new shirt. Original Lyrics: Shine up my old brown shoes Put on a brand new shirt.	Commercial's, "Chiffon Margarine" Misheard Lyrics: If you think it's Bundt cake, but it's not It's DuPont Original Lyrics: If you think it's butter, but it's not It's Chiffon
Elvis Presley's, "Polk Salad Annie" Misheard Lyrics: A wretched, spiteful, straight raise a total woman Original Lyrics: A wretched, spiteful, straight razor totin' woman	Grand Funk Railroad's, "We're an American Band" Misheard Lyrics: We're on American Bandstand Original Lyrics: We're an American Band
Grateful Dead's, "Big River" Misheard Lyrics: taught the clowns how to cover up a queer blues guy Original Lyrics: taught the clouds how to cover up a clear blue sky	Grateful Dead's, "Eyes Of The World" Misheard Lyrics: Wake up to find out that you have the thighs of a sqirrel Original Lyrics: Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.
Kansas', "Dust In The Wind" Misheard Lyrics: All we are is dust in the bin. Original Lyrics: All we are is dust in the wind.	Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light" Misheard Lyrics: Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douche, with a rubber in the night Original Lyrics: Blinded by the light Revved up like deuce, another runner in the night.
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 1)" Misheard Lyrics: You! Yes, you, behind the grape shed. Don't steal any. Original Lyrics: You! Yes, you behind the bike sheds! Stand still, laddie!

1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" Misheard Lyrics: Dirty Deeds, Jungle Chief (3x) Dirty deeds and the jungle chief (2x) Original Lyrics: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap (3 x) Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (2x)	Bob Seger's, "Nine Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: She wants to rock but she’s on the rag, man. Original Lyrics: I'll be there nine tonight, nine tonight, nine tonight
Chris deBurgh's, "The Lady in Red" Misheard Lyrics: Bavarian red Original Lyrics: The lady in red	Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing" Misheard Lyrics: Put the kids in microwaves ovens Original Lyrics: We got to install microwave ovens.
Living in a Box's, "Living in a Box" Misheard Lyrics: I'm giving you a box Original Lyrics: I'm living in a box	Madonna's, "Papa Don't Preach" Misheard Lyrics: Coppertone cream Original Lyrics: Papa Don't Preach
New Kids On The Block's, "Please Don't Go Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Tell me you’re scared Original Lyrics: Tell me you’ll stay	Paul Simon's, "Graceland" Misheard Lyrics: The way she brushed her hair and farted Original Lyrics: The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Push It" Misheard Lyrics: Porsche real good! Original Lyrics: Push it real good!	Steve Winwood's, "Roll With It" Misheard Lyrics: More than a bagel Original Lyrics: Roll with it, baby
The Pointer Sisters', "Neutron Dance" Misheard Lyrics: Doin' the neutral dance Original Lyrics: Doin' the Neutron Dance	The Topp Twins', "Untouchable Girls" Misheard Lyrics: We're untouchable, untouchable girls, We'll stop you wearing dresses, we'll take over the world. Original Lyrics: We're untouchable, untouchable girls, We're stroppy, we're aggressive, we'll take over the world.
Toto's, "Africa" Misheard Lyrics: As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopardess above the surrogate eve. Original Lyrics: As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.	Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" Misheard Lyrics: Whack me off before you go-go Original Lyrics: Wake me up before you go go

1990s
Ace of Base's, "Wheel of Fortune" Misheard Lyrics: You better make your move Original Lyrics: We're gonna make you move	Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Misheard Lyrics: And I said, what about, breakfast activites Original Lyrics: And I said, what about, breakfast at Tiffany's
Green Day's, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" Misheard Lyrics: So take the phonograph Original Lyrics: So take the photographs	Hue and Cry's, "Labour of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Flip flop your neighbour Original Lyrics: Gonna withdraw my labour of love
Love/Hate's, "Evil Twin" Misheard Lyrics: It wasn't me washing him My evil... my evil twin Original Lyrics: It wasn't me It must have been My evil... my evil twin	Love/Hate's, "Evil Twin" Misheard Lyrics: It wasn't me It wasn't him My evil... my evil twin Original Lyrics: It wasn't me It must have been My evil... my evil twin
Love/Hate's, "Spinning Wheel" Misheard Lyrics: Take off your knickers, take it up the ring Original Lyrics: Take off your necklace - take off your rings	Sarah McLachlan's, "Building a Mystery" Misheard Lyrics: You live in a church Where you sleep with poo-poo dolls (as in Emojis) Original Lyrics: You live in a church Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
Semisonic's, "Closing Time" Misheard Lyrics: So gather up your chickens Original Lyrics: So gather up your jackets	TLC's, "No Scrubs" Misheard Lyrics: I don't wanna give you my neck (no) Original Lyrics: I don't wanna give you mine and (no)
The Cranberries', "Zombie" Misheard Lyrics: Filia haec, Filia haec (this daughter) Salve! salve! salve! (hello!) Original Lyrics: In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie	Veruca Salt's, "Seether" Misheard Lyrics: Can't find the seeker Original Lyrics: Can't find the seether
You Am I's, "Berlin Chair" Misheard Lyrics: If you wait, I’ll give all my eggs to you Original Lyrics: If you wait, I'll give all my aches to you

2000s
Dido's, "Thank You" Misheard Lyrics: And I'm sulking through and through Original Lyrics: And I'm soaking through and through	Lucie Silvas', "Breathe In" Misheard Lyrics: And I'm high enough from all the waiting To ride a wave on your Van Halen Original Lyrics: And I'm high enough from all the waiting To ride a wave on your inhaling
Melanie C's, "I Turn to You" Misheard Lyrics: Like a flower bleeding toward the sun Original Lyrics: Like a flower leading toward the sun	Norah Jones', "Don't Know Why" Misheard Lyrics: My heart is drenched in love Original Lyrics: My heart is drenched in wine

2010s
AC/DC's, "Smash N' Grab" Misheard Lyrics: Ooooh, shoot o' meth! Original Lyrics: Ooooh, shove 'em back!	Drake's, "In My Feelings" Misheard Lyrics: Cakey, do you love me? Original Lyrics: Kiki, do you love me?
Milky Chance's, "Stolen Dance" Misheard Lyrics: Love bonjour, we can bring it on the floor Original Lyrics: And I want you, we can bring it on the floor	Saweetie's, "My Type" Misheard Lyrics: Eight inch bagel that's good pipe Original Lyrics: Eight-inch big, ooh, that's a good pipe

christian
P.O.D.'s, "Goodbye for Now" Misheard Lyrics: Pains and struggles that you know so well, At the time though, it can't or it just won't tell. Original Lyrics: Pains and struggles that you know so well, Either time don't, it can't or it just won't tell.

country
Garth Brooks', "Two of a Kind Workin' on a Full House" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' for Uncle Ralph! Original Lyrics: Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' on a full house!
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