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1960s
Beatles', "Maggie Mae"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh dirty Maggie Mae, they have taken her away
And she'll never walk down life's streets anymore
Oh, the judge he guilty found her, robbin' the home o' Bounder
That dirty no-good lovin' Maggie Mae she's the fount of livin' ills, for every dermy too
A quid five ten a week that was my pay
Original Lyrics:
Oh dirty Maggie Mae they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street any more
Oh the judge he guilty found her for robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbing Maggie Mae
This is a part of Liverpool, they returned me to
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay
Sir Peto's, "Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ob la di, ob-la-da, Microsoft, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Original Lyrics:
Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
The Beach Boys', "Surfin' Safari"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's lemon-line
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's learning how
The Beatles', "Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight maids a-milk
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
The Mamas and the Papas', "Monday, Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mumbai morning
Original Lyrics:
Monday morning
The Tokens', "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we away, are we away
Original Lyrics:
A-wimoweh, A-wimoweh
 
1970s
Cast Of 'Annie''s, "It's the Hard-Knock Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard-nuff life
Original Lyrics:
It's the hard-knock life.
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringin' home a ham and provolone
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Harry Nilsson's, "Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes it should
Original Lyrics:
Yes it shows
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's, "You're the One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got juice
later
You better shake up
Original Lyrics:
I got chills
later
You better shape up
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will eave your eye.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind.
Sister Sledge's, "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me state for the record, we're giving love in a family dose.
Original Lyrics:
Just let me state for the record, we're giving love in a family close
The Cars', "Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind you going here
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind you coming here
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start The Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Budachest, Alabama, Krushchew, Princess Grace, paying place, trouble in the sewers
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Eddie Money's, "I Wanna Go Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thirsty dance
Original Lyrics:
The first slow dance
INXS's, "Devil Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead outside, dead outside
Every single one of us, dead outside
Original Lyrics:
The devil inside, the devil inside
Every single one of us, the devil inside
INXS's, "Devil Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genocide, genocide
Every single one of us, genocide
Original Lyrics:
The devil inside, the devil inside
Every single one of us, the devil inside
Katrina and the Waves', "Walking on Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you lock out my door
Original Lyrics:
When you knock at my door
Lipps, Inc.'s, "Funkytown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I taco bell, taco bell, taco bell, taco bell
Taco bell, taco bell, taco bell movin'.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about, talk about movin'.
Metallica's, "Creeping Death"
Misheard Lyrics:
So blame the retard Filet mignon
Original Lyrics:
So let it be written
So let it be done.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ima say momma saw what michael saw
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma-ma cu sa.
Richard Marx's, "Endless Summer Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember all the times we spent in science?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember all the times we spent in silence?
Split Enz's, "I Got You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re always out to get some manners
Original Lyrics:
You’re always out, it gets on my nerves
Steve Miller Band's, "Abracadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abby, Abby Cadabby
Original Lyrics:
Abra-Abracadabra
The Human League's, "Don't You Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macho Man behind
Original Lyrics:
It's much too late to find
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I boil hard eggs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
Trio's, "Da Da Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get no dust, let's do fresh taste
Original Lyrics:
Geht nur das was du verstehst?
 
1990s
Cold's, "Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't control you, intruder.
Original Lyrics:
I can't control you and your look.
Cold's, "Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lack of little faith...
Original Lyrics:
Like a little thief...
Cold's, "Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people just think that you're using your imagination,
But I think you're one f***ed up individual.
Original Lyrics:
Some people tell me I think you're a figment of my imagination,
But I think you're one f***ed up individual.
Foo Fighters', "Learn to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for the science teacher
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking to the sky to save me
James', "Laid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooray
Original Lyrics:
Laid
Mariah Carey's, "Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're make our way
Original Lyrics:
Will melt away
Natalie Cole's, "Wild Women Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
White women do
Original Lyrics:
Wild women do
Quad City DJ's', "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karate
Original Lyrics:
Hey ride it
S.O.A.P.'s, "This Is How We Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is how we fart
Original Lyrics:
This is how we party
Santana's, "Maria Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies and gents, turn up the sound system to the sound of Carlos Santana and the GMB, it's the product of ghetto blues from the refugee camp
Original Lyrics:
Ladies and gents, turn up your sound systems to the sound of Carlos Santana and the G&B, it's The Product of get-away blues from the refugee camp
The Muppets', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Donald Trump picked an island sky
Original Lyrics:
Under a tropical island sky
scorion's, "Wind of Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow Demosquat, down to Donkey Park, and listing to the wind of change....
Original Lyrics:
I follow the Moskva, down to Moskiev Park, and listen to the wind of change....
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
... Trin, to be coal, you look like a foal, to meat... to meat!
Original Lyrics:
...try to be cool, you look like a fool, to me ... tell me...
Old Crow Medicine Show's, "Wagon Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Staring up at the road, I pray to God I see head lice...
Original Lyrics:
Staring up the road and pray to God I see headlights
Outkast's, "Bombs Over Baghdad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardcore Jews can't get into the Bible
Original Lyrics:
Power music, electric revival
Slipknot's, "New Abortion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ethereal
I eat my children like they're cereal
Original Lyrics:
I'm ethereal
My children are legion, serial.
Teriyaki Boys', "Fast and Furious"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you seen it then you mean it
Then you know you have to go.
Fast and furious, (get them!) (dick, dick, dick)
Fast and furious, (get them!) (dick, dick, dick)
Original Lyrics:
If you seen it then you mean it
Then you know you have to go.
Fast and furious! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
 
2010s
Aloona Larionova's, "YouTube Diss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heard of Somebody Did?
Original Lyrics:
Heard of Soobridit?
Aloona Larionova's, "YouTube Diss"
Misheard Lyrics:
They nothing but soccer lasagna
So love you, but Bob's overgone now?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing but suka lasagna
I love you, but bobs or vegana?
Avicii's, "SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could be more that the f***ed up lovers
Original Lyrics:
We could be more than just part-time lovers
Paperwhite's, "Take Me Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna ask the mole
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna ask for more
Sara Bareilles', "King of Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me honor your crowd, babe
Original Lyrics:
Let me hold your crown, babe
bee's, "The The Theme from Hot Doug's (new rock mix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna eat in hot tubs
Original Lyrics:
I wanna eat at Hot Doug's

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