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1950s
Commercial's, "Winston cigarettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winston tastes good like a cigarette shoe
Original Lyrics:
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should
The Champs', "Tequila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Velveeta
Original Lyrics:
Tequila
 
1960s
Little Peggy March's, "I Will Follow Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll vomit, I’ll vomit, I’ll vomit
Original Lyrics:
I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Lovers (Live a Little Longer)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said that every result she had bad girl,
Claiming that love's an old lady fat girls...
Original Lyrics:
She said that every result she had backed her,
Claiming that love's a longevity factor, so...
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on 1st and 9.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
Anita Ward's, "Ring My Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be my guest
Original Lyrics:
You can ring my bell
Average White Band's, "Pick Up the Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up the cheeses
or
Pick up the Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Pick up the pieces
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest kink I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gymboree
Original Lyrics:
She's with me
Michael Jackson's, "Got to Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Groton, be there
Original Lyrics:
Got to be there
Ohio Players', "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Byram
Original Lyrics:
Fire
Olivia Newton-John's, "I Honestly Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm open
Original Lyrics:
I love you
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar
Rickie Lee Jones', "Chuck E.'s in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Junkies in love
Original Lyrics:
Chuck E.'s in love
Spinners', "Rubberband Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good bad lover
Original Lyrics:
Get down lover
Starbuck's, "Moonlight Feels Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
I came to Baltimore from old mist
Original Lyrics:
I came to Baltimore from Ole Miss
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jealous rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Three Dog Night's, "An Old Fashioned Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a note, fashion mascara
Original Lyrics:
Just an old fashioned love song
 
1980s
Debbie Gibson's, "Lost in Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like being lost in Paris
Original Lyrics:
It's like being lost in heaven
Elton John's, "Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to be my aftermath
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
Kool & the Gang's, "Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moana
Original Lyrics:
Joanna
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Toy Story
Original Lyrics:
Like toy soldiers
Patrice Rushen's, "Forget Me Nots"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to defend her
Original Lyrics:
I want you to remember
The Fixx's, "One Thing Leads to Another"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bone down the throat
Original Lyrics:
Bulge on the throat.
 
1990s
'N Sync's, "(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps me beautiful
Original Lyrics:
Keeps me purified
Jay Z's, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the Facebook out
Original Lyrics:
Take the bass line out
Keane's, "Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drove the Parkway
Original Lyrics:
I knew the pathway
Movie Scripts', "A Bug’s Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, I said no sauce!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I said no salt!
Mr. Vegas', "Heads High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids high kick his willy now
Original Lyrics:
Heads high, kill dem wit' it, no.
Misheard Lyrics:
I am naked on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Lying naked on the floor
Pearl Jam's, "In Hiding"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the curicle stout
Original Lyrics:
And pull the curtains down
Sixpence None the Richer's, "There She Goes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fancy girl
Original Lyrics:
There she goes
The Bucketheads', "The Bomb (Jock Jams)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Decent
Original Lyrics:
Defense
Toni Braxton's, "Un-Break My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the kids go on
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I can't go on
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all left the den
Had a tight body
Original Lyrics:
We've all left the den
Let me tell you about it
 
2000s
Black Lace's, "Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo push pineapple, Gran's cold knee
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo push pineapple, grind coffee
Gnarls Barkley's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm praising
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm crazy
Jeremy Soule's, "Sons of Skyrim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pee! Gotta pee!
For the singles party!
For the night
For the food
For the guard was drunk
Has Anore found out
Who's assaulting your son
Wasn't me or my peeps
For the guard would cry!
Whats up? Hula hoop
He loves polo
Haha! Polo! He's not full up and he said
Cheesecake doesn't go with MEAT! PIE!
Original Lyrics:
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,
Naal ok zin, los vahriin,
Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal,
Ahrk fin norok paal graan,
Fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal.
Keane's, "Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it made me compete
Original Lyrics:
And it made me complete
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for your cock baby, night and day
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for your call baby, night and day
Rihanna's, "Don’t Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee Sing does the music
Original Lyrics:
Please don’t stop the music
The Killers', "Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm married
Original Lyrics:
I never
The Ting Tings', "That's Not My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me ho they call me sexy
Original Lyrics:
They call me Hell, they call me Stacey
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Haribo Goldbears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk about helicopter bears
Original Lyrics:
Let's talk about Haribo Goldbears
Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber's, " I Don't Care"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wondering it f***s nigger out the back
Original Lyrics:
Wondering if I could sneak out the back,
Melanie Martinez's, "Soap"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of being careful, tip toe
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of being careful, gentle
Melanie Martinez's, "Soap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny, under your skin
Original Lyrics:
Let me, under your skin
Movie Scripts', "The Peanuts Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You blackhead!
Original Lyrics:
You blockhead!
Sia's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the guns now
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
 
country
Lonestar's, "Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
In your ass
Original Lyrics:
In your eyes

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