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1960s
Crosby, Stills and Nash's, "Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratchy Leathers
Original Lyrics:
Striped Djellebas
The Rolling Stones', "Get Off of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Mamas and the Papas' tickets were just like rags...
Original Lyrics:
In the morning the parking tickets looked just like flags...
The Rolling Stones', "Under My Thumb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god
Original Lyrics:
Under my thumb
 
1970s
Alan Parsons Project's, "(The System Of) Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on havin' to jump 'round
Original Lyrics:
Keep on handin' the jug 'round
Alice Cooper's, "School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out for summer, I`ll tell Paul
Original Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
David Bowie's, "Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the people want to know who showed your way
Original Lyrics:
And the papers want to know whose shirt you wear
Foreigner's, "Hot Blooded"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby can you do more than that!
Original Lyrics:
C'mon baby, can you do modern dance?
Harry Chapin's, "Cat's in the Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm gonna pee like you
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm gonna be like you
Kiss', "Christine Sixteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a pitstain, she's seen me flew through the air
Original Lyrics:
She's got me dizzy, she sees me through to the end
Peter Frampton's, "Do You Feel Like We Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop playing, on the keyboards, stop playing
Original Lyrics:
Bob Mayo on the keyboards, Bob Mayo!
Rolling Stones', "Dead Flowers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be in my basement room, with an eagle and a spoon
Original Lyrics:
I'll be in my basement room, with a needle and a spoon
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are happy, semi say.
Original Lyrics:
Some are happy, some are sad.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers', "Don't Do Me Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judge Judy does that
Original Lyrics:
Don't Do Me Like That
 
1980s
Blondie's, "Atomic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solid... gold
Original Lyrics:
Atomic...
Def Leppard's, "Hysteria"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're a Motorola
Original Lyrics:
If you're alone tonight
Def Leppard's, "Love Bites"
Misheard Lyrics:
No bikes
Original Lyrics:
Love bites
Donna Summer's, "Dim All the Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the old Victrola
Original Lyrics:
Turn up the old Victrola
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house was our castle and our king
Original Lyrics:
Our house was our castle and our keep
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister's saying in her street
Original Lyrics:
Sister's sighing in her street
Men at Work's, "Who Can it Be Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear and Eeyore are at my door
Original Lyrics:
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an easy lover She'll take your heart, but you won't need it
Original Lyrics:
She's an easy lover She'll take your heart, but you won't feel it
Rick Astley's, "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am gonna beat you up I am gonna take you down
Original Lyrics:
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
Stevie Nicks', "Edge of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a wild-wing duck
Original Lyrics:
Just like a white-winged dove
The Go-Go's', "We Got the Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can't defeat
Original Lyrics:
We got the beat
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers', "Don't Do Me Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me like that
Original Lyrics:
Don't Do Me Like That
U2's, "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bottles just begun
Original Lyrics:
And the battle's just begun
 
1990s
Aaron Neville's, "Little People theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Discovering bathroom, F*** everyone!
Discovering pauses, and your a** too.
Original Lyrics:
Discovering there's room for everyone,
Discovering horses and giraffes too.
Commercial's, "Payless ShoeSource"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel good for payments?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel good to pay less?
Haddaway's, "What Is Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is our life, I would die
Original Lyrics:
This is our life, our time
LA Guns', "The Ballad of Jayne"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is Jayne?
Original Lyrics:
What a shame
Matchbox 20's, "3AM"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 3AM and I must be a warrior
Original Lyrics:
It's 3AM and I must be lonely
Morbid Angel's, "Blood On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
A picture
Farts at the wall
Human sensation
Try 'n sit with blood on my ass
Original Lyrics:
Affliction
Forced unto all
Human vexation
Transcend with blood on my hands
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mulatto in a bottle, a mosquito, how's it feel? yeah!
Original Lyrics:
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido, yeah!
Pearl Jam's, "Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me no, Nabisco Nabisco cant will remind me
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, not fit to the picture kept will remind me
Radiohead's, "Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am gonna kill him
Original Lyrics:
I am born again
Radiohead's, "Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm practicing the airbag
Original Lyrics:
I'm back to save the universe
The KLF's, "3 A.M. Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playskool
Original Lyrics:
KLF
 
2000s
Beyonce's, "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the single legs All the single legs
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies All the single ladies
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’d reconsider, did it my way
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, 'I did it my way.'
Coldplay's, "The Scientist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you love me
Come back and hug me
Original Lyrics:
Tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Moby's, "Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eeeeee black hawk down
Original Lyrics:
He'll open doors
Mylo's, "Drop the Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf***ers gonna cook under pressure
Original Lyrics:
Motherf***ers, gonna drop the pressure.
Silversun Pickups', "The Royal We"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it's all over and you open your eyes,
It still won't turn on inside.
Original Lyrics:
And when it's all over and you open your eyes,
See the room turned on its side.
Silversun Pickups', "The Royal We"
Misheard Lyrics:
To feel safe again, look over your shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel safe again? Look over your shoulder.
 
2010s
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate in the bath
Original Lyrics:
Chocolate in my life
The Revivalists', "Wish I Knew You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I knew you when I was drunk
Original Lyrics:
I wish I knew you when I was young
Twenty One Pilots', "Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted a lot
Original Lyrics:
A fought it a lot
 
christian
Cedarmont Kids', "You Are My All In All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking my sin across my sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Taking my sin, my cross, my shame.
 
country
Dan Seals', "God Must Be a Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And trails Toledo cowboys home again
Original Lyrics:
And trails to lead old cowboys home again
Motorhead's, "Ace Of Spades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to choke her
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget the Joker

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