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1960s
Steppenwolf's, "Born to be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go TV Land
Original Lyrics:
Born to be Wild
Steppenwolf's, "Magic Carpet Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fantasy is sugar free
Original Lyrics:
Fantasy will set you free
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of you
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be all Krylon
Original Lyrics:
You shook me all night long
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue, Blue, Blue
Original Lyrics:
Doo, Doo, Doo
Dobie Gray's, "Drift Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the cheese balls
Original Lyrics:
Give me the beat, boys
Earth, Wind, and Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember the many first times in September?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
Kenny Loggins', "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got no burden
Original Lyrics:
You're going no further
Paul Revere and the Raiders', "Indian Reservation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took away our maiden form
Original Lyrics:
Took away our native tongue
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta nice wide camera.
I love to take a photograph, so mama don't take my code of chrome away.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph, so mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ducks orgasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasms in the classroom
Queen's, "Bohemian Rapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scallop mousse scallop mousse will you do the fandango
Original Lyrics:
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Squeeze's, "Take Me I'm Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ego flies tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
My eagle flies tomorrow.
Van Morrison's, "Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the sound of the breeze of that boat
Original Lyrics:
To the sound of the breezes that blow
 
1980s
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap Wine and a teenage grope
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't masturbate with the giant s***
Original Lyrics:
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I made my Blue Jean blue
And she can zip me
Oh, somebody zip me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue
Blue Jean can send me
Oh, somebody send me
Foreigner's, "Growing Up The Hard Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's blowing up the highway
Original Lyrics:
He's growing up the hard way
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was the same old song and I never got an exam
Original Lyrics:
It was the same old song with a melancholy sound
Journey's, "Stone in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Estonian love
Original Lyrics:
Stone in love
Lou Gramm's, "Midnight Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
That'd be the same
Original Lyrics:
That'd be a shame
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ima say it one more time I'm not gone stop
Original Lyrics:
Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say mama sa I’m from Arkansas
Original Lyrics:
Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Mike Reno and Ann Wilson's, "Almost Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I face the nights along
Original Lyrics:
I face the nights alone
Movie Scripts', "An Officer and a Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the end of this week, you're quick
Original Lyrics:
By the end of this week, you're quitting
Movie Scripts', "Flashdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smashed your stupid widow!
Original Lyrics:
I smashed your stupid window!
Pat Benatar's, "Love Is a Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Both of us love it
Original Lyrics:
Both of us know it
Paul Nicholas', "Magical Mr. Mistoffelees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crystal
Original Lyrics:
Presto
Richard Marx's, "Don't Mean Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, don't eat muffins
Original Lyrics:
No, it don't mean nothing
The Pointer Sisters', "I'm So Excited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give in this time and do me summer fixing
Original Lyrics:
Give in this time and show me some affection
Was (Not Was)'s, "Walk the Dinosaur"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom, boom, how do you like a like a boom?
Original Lyrics:
Boom, boom, acka lacka lacka boom
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "Larger Than Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see you by the swing
Original Lyrics:
And I see your body sway
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
It's our town!
Movie Scripts', "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing this Baywatch
Original Lyrics:
Did we miss Baywatch?
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With bird we shed is so lonely with you, yeah
This bird we shed is so lonely, you!
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
Technotronic's, "Move This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movie
Original Lyrics:
Move this
 
2000s
Chris Robinson's, "Piece of Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can a buy a piece of s***.
Original Lyrics:
No one can a buy a piece of wind.
Christina Aguilera's, "Come On Over Baby (All I Want is You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be that gay to you, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna play that game with you, baby
DJ Luck and MC Neat's, "A Little Bit Of Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anna Ryder Richardson
Original Lyrics:
Hollerin' the rinsin' sound
Feeling's, "I thought it was over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought it was over but it snot
Original Lyrics:
I thought it was over but it's not
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never made it as a White man
Couldn't care less of a poor man's feelings
Original Lyrics:
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Break Up with Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break up with your girlfriend
Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored
You could hit it in the mornin' (Mornin')
Yeah, yeah, like a sword
Original Lyrics:
Break up with your girlfriend
Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored
You could hit it in the mornin' (Mornin')
Yeah, yeah, like it's yours
Bryce Vine's, "Drew Barrymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you're the next Drew Carey
And I want more, yeah
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you're the next Drew Barry
And I want more, yeah
Dan + Shay's, "Tequila "
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I taste tequila, baby I still see ya
Cuttin’ up the floor in a sorota T-Shirt
Original Lyrics:
But when I taste tequila, baby I still see ya
Cuttin’ up the floor in a sorority T-Shirt
Halsey 's, "New Americana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarettes in tiny liquor bottles
Original Lyrics:
Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles
Halsey 's, "New Americana"
Misheard Lyrics:
They’re monacle and Hamptons bound
Original Lyrics:
They’re Monaco and Hamptons bound
Kanye West's, "All Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you suck my lil dick
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you supermodel thick.
Taylor Swift's, "Welcome to New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaleidoscope of loud happy tender coats
Original Lyrics:
Kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats under coats
 
country
Shania Twain's, "(If You're Not In it for Love) I'm Outta Here!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not really
Original Lyrics:
If you're not willing
 
xmas
Thurl Ravenscroft's, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your soul is an appalling donkey
Original Lyrics:
Your soul is an appalling dump heap

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