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1960s
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead kings and mannequins
Original Lyrics:
Dead king and many things
The Doors', "Roadhouse Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Acid Lady, Acid Lady, Lift up your blouse Lift up your blouse
Original Lyrics:
Ashen Lady, Ashen Lady, Give up your vows Give up your vows
 
1970s
10cc's, "Dreadlock Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like cricket, I love it.
Original Lyrics:
I don't like reggae, I love it.
Bee Gees', "Tragedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're going away
Original Lyrics:
You're going nowhere
Bread's, "Everything I Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never said too much but still you surely know
Original Lyrics:
You never said too much but still you showed the way
Cliff Richard's, "Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a devil woman, beneath a lot of woman
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
Daryl Hall & John Oates', "It's A Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just look at myself as if I were a bird brain
Original Lyrics:
But I just look at myself as if I were above me
England Dan And John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talking about Bolivia
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in.
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Rolls-Royce
Since you came around
Route 66
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You Sexy Thing
Meatloaf's, "Bat Out of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the "side on" curve till it was way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I've never seen the sudden curve till it's way too late.
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my cola wars
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Pilot's, "Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never seen a jailbreak
Original Lyrics:
Never seen a daybreak
Schoolhouse Rock's, "Mother Necessity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherless sympathy
Original Lyrics:
Mother Necessity
The Moody Blues', "Nights in White Satin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nasty like satin
Original Lyrics:
Nights in white satin
The Sweet's, "Fox On the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock summer long
Original Lyrics:
Fox On the Run
Vicki Sue Robinson's, "Turn the Beat Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a big concussion
Original Lyrics:
Like to hear percussion
 
1980s
Boston's, "Amanda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Havana
Original Lyrics:
Amanda
Jesse Frederick's, "Everywhere You Look (Full House Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to the little bitty teeth.
Original Lyrics:
what ever happened to predictability
John Parr's, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a bat again, on low flying high
Original Lyrics:
Feel like you're back again and hope riding high
Kenny Loggins', "Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Geez Louise put me up on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your buddy cop
Original Lyrics:
I will be your bodyguard
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Reed don't share at all.
Original Lyrics:
History won't care at all.
Queen's, "I Want It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an alley creeper lying on his feet
Original Lyrics:
Just an alley creeper light on his feet.
REO Speedwagon's, "Can't Fight This Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I have to throw up on the floor
Concussion to your core
Original Lyrics:
And if I have to call upon the floor
Come crashing to your door
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just for a cause
Original Lyrics:
Just fall apart
The Cars', "Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken leg
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up
The Vapors', "Turning Japanese"
Misheard Lyrics:
Journey Japanita with a Journey Japanita and a Flintstone.
Original Lyrics:
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so.
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a silent dancer
Original Lyrics:
Just a private dancer
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your turning out
Original Lyrics:
When you're down and out
 
1990s
Alan Jackson's, "Who's Cheatin' Who?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stevie Wonder who's cheatin' who and who's being true?
Original Lyrics:
Still you wonder who's cheatin' who and who's being true
Collective Soul's, "The World I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream myself a nude down titty
Original Lyrics:
I drink myself of newfound pity
Des'ree's, "You Gotta Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta sleep together
Original Lyrics:
You gotta stay together
LFO's, "Summer Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like Steven Burns but I hate Blue's Clues
or
I like eggs and bacon but I hate Froot Loops
Original Lyrics:
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose
Michael Jackson's, "Black or White "
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black, it's white, it's W-U-Y!
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's tough for you to get by
Veruca Salt's, "Seether"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight us either
Original Lyrics:
Can't find the seether
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Smells Like Nirvana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell your mama
Original Lyrics:
Sayonara
 
2000s
Anastacia's, "Sick And Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life is all a lie
Original Lyrics:
My love is on the line.
Commercial's, "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh look at the pretzel swimming
Original Lyrics:
Oh, look, the pretzel's winning
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're goin' bow-wow on a merry-go-round
Original Lyrics:
We're goin' down, down in an earlier round
Gorillaz's, "Feel Good Inc."
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot, I'm stepping in hotter this year.
Original Lyrics:
Shit I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Jesse McCartney's, "Beautiful Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't get another minimum wage
Original Lyrics:
I won't let another minute go to waste
Linkin Park's, "Bleed It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really love you
Original Lyrics:
I bleed it out
System of a Down's, "Chic-n-Stu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking to the refrigerator, door's closed.
Original Lyrics:
This ballgames in the refrigerator, door's closed.
 
2010s
Halsey / Khalid's, "Eastside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel in love with Mr old Osmond
Original Lyrics:
When I was young, I fell in love. We used to hold hands, man that was enough.
Lil Nas X's, "Old Town Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh dry Skippy
Original Lyrics:
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
Skrillex's, "Bangarang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck on all my balls boys
Original Lyrics:
Shout to all my lost boys
Sturgill Simpson's, "The Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had the proper words
Original Lyrics:
And if I had to walk the world
Taylor Swift's, "ME!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, stealing is fun!
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, spelling is fun!
will.i.am's, "#thatPOWER"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lie, I'm a lie, I'm a lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive

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