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1960s
Aretha Franklin's, "See Saw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like sea salt
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like a see saw
Led Zeppelin's, "Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, You need Kool-Aid , baby I’m not fool-aid
Original Lyrics:
Baby, You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
Procol Harum's, "A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
We skipped our lives and dangled
Original Lyrics:
We skipped the light Fandango.
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles', "Going To A Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to a Coke Float
Original Lyrics:
Going to a go-go
Stevie Wonder's, "Hey Harmonica Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it if you can, can, can, Culligan Man
Original Lyrics:
Do it if you can, can, can, Harmonica Man
Stevie Wonder's, "I Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't drink wine
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why
Stevie Wonder's, "I'm Wondering"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thundering
Original Lyrics:
I'm Wondering
Stevie Wonder's, "Nothing's Too Good for My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's too good for my gun
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's too good for my girl
Stevie Wonder's, "Travlin' Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps me moving dangerously
Original Lyrics:
Keeps me moving aimlessly
Stevie Wonder's, "Workout Stevie, Workout"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a tuna fish
Original Lyrics:
I got a tune I play
Stevie Wonder's, "You Met Your Match"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learning for you
Original Lyrics:
Yearning for you
The Beatles', "Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
St. Jude
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds under London Sheets
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "So in to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have soul in you
Original Lyrics:
I am so in to you
Peter Frampton's, "Baby I Love Your Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh baby, I love yaoi
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby, I love your way.
Stevie Wonder's, "Another Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fell in love with what?
Original Lyrics:
You fell in love with one
Stevie Wonder's, "Superwoman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry White
Original Lyrics:
Very well
Stevie Wonder's, "We Can Work it Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weekends work it out
Original Lyrics:
We Can Work it Out
The Jackson 5's, "Shake Your Body Down To The Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's things! There's shops! Shake your body down too low!
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shout
Shake your body down to the ground.
 
1980s
Bananarama's, "Robert DeNiro's Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robert di neros waiting fucking italians
Original Lyrics:
Robert DeNiro's waiting
Talking Italian.
Billy Idol's, "Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more bad dream could bring a fall.
Original Lyrics:
One more bad break could bring a fall.
Hazel O'Connor's, "D-Days (Decadent Days)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dagenham Boys
Original Lyrics:
Decadent Days
INXS's, "Different World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned around, if you had looked
Original Lyrics:
Out of the red, into the blue
Misheard Lyrics:
People out there trying to get you in the know.
Original Lyrics:
People out there are turning music into gold.
Scorpions', "Still Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will compel, I will compel
Original Lyrics:
I will be there, I will be there.
Scorpions', "Still Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will compel, I will compel
Original Lyrics:
I will be there, I will be there.
Stevie Wonder's, "Skeletons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Premises in your pantry
Original Lyrics:
Crevices in your pantry
Thompson Twins', "King for a Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
Love is all
Weezer's, "Say It Ain't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
your dog is a heartbreaker.
Original Lyrics:
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
 
1990s
David Gray's, "This Year's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year's love made the list.
Original Lyrics:
This year's love had better last.
Depeche Mode's, "Enjoy The Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it only to heart.
Original Lyrics:
They can only do harm.
Gabrielle's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams can come true, look at every vomit of you.
Original Lyrics:
Dreams came come true, look at me, babe I'm with you.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Josie
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jealousy
Jessie's, "Under the bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna waste your time
Original Lyrics:
Under the bridge downtown
Killing Heidi's, "Weir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you like it in the ass?
Original Lyrics:
Will you make it in the end?
Lauryn Hill's, "Doo Wop (That Thing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Batfink, Batfink, Batfink
Original Lyrics:
That thing, that thing, that thing
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return after me
Original Lyrics:
Return of the Mack
The Bucketheads', "The Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza twirling through my mind
Original Lyrics:
Streets' sounds swirling through my mind.
 
2000s
Caramell's, "Caramelldansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance with me all, Cap and needed handbag. Yours only yours. I wanna stay with Winston. It’s no lie, Lisa in the crowd said: Look, Larry had me caramel dancin’!
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss Klappa era hnder Gr som vi gr Ta ngra steg t vnster Lyssna och lr Missa inte chansen Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Misheard Lyrics:
Color me, color me Come on me, come on me
Original Lyrics:
Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't let the darkness in I wanna blow up dreams yeah
Original Lyrics:
But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and
Fall Out Boy's, "Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Original Lyrics:
And perfect boys with their perfect lives
Filter 's, "Take A Picture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let go my eggplant
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Jess Harnell's, "MacGoogles Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macgoogles is me name and I’m a spunky frog It’s time to play a game with your favorite island frog
Original Lyrics:
MacGoogles is my name, I like a swampy bog
It's time to play a game with your favorite highland frog.
Jimmy Eat World's, "The Middle"
Misheard Lyrics:
It just takes some time, little girl, living in the afterlife
Original Lyrics:
It just takes some time little girl. You're in the middle of the ride
The All-American Rejects', "It Ends Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little insight
Will make this right
Original Lyrics:
Just a little insight
Won’t make this right
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Thank U, Next"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faggot ass
Original Lyrics:
Thank U, next
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every lady's covered in something brand new
Original Lyrics:
Every day discovering something brand new
Jessie J's, "Dirty Dancing in the Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby baby, got me feeling sunlight
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby baby, got me feeling so right
 
misc
Traditional's, "Pop Goes the Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The monkey gets the measles
and
Pop goes the measles
Original Lyrics:
The monkey chased the weasel
and
Pop Goes the Weasel

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