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1950s
Movie Scripts', "The Ten Commandments"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gathered against your noses
Original Lyrics:
We're gathered against you, Moses
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bushy bushy bon amie
Surfing USA!
Original Lyrics:
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
The Beatles', "Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll give her penis and it's all very fine
Original Lyrics:
Working for peanuts, is all very fine
 
1970s
10cc's, "The Things We Do For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like walkin' in the rain and the snow
Where there's nowhere to go
And you're feelin' like a part of you is dyin'
And you're lookin' for the answer in Orion
Original Lyrics:
Like walkin' in the rain and the snow
Where there's nowhere to go
And you're feelin' like a part of you is dyin'
And you're lookin' for the answer in her eyes
C.W. McCall's, "Convoy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon long haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse Microbus.
Original Lyrics:
11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Down on the Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down on the corner
Out in the street
Willie and the Poor Boys are playing
Bring your nipples, tap your feet
Original Lyrics:
Down on the corner
Out in the street
Willie and the Poor Boys are playing
Bring your nickels, tap your feet
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
Original Lyrics:
Like a leather messiah
Eric Carmen's, "All By Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home by myself
Original Lyrics:
all by myself
Hall & Oates', "Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s official
Original Lyrics:
It’s a bitch girl
Jackson Browne's, "Doctor My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk to my eyes
Original Lyrics:
doctor my eyes
Lynn Anderson's, "Rose Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
So smile for awhile and let's beat Johnny
Original Lyrics:
So smile for a while and let's be jolly
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band's, "Mr. Bojangles"
Misheard Lyrics:
High drinks are bid
Original Lyrics:
I drinks a bit
Ohio Players', "Love Rollercoaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gone to ride girl
Yeah
Original Lyrics:
Don't you wanna ride girl?
Listen here
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must escape from reality
Original Lyrics:
No escape from reality
Rick James', "Super Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid freak, stupid freak, that girl's a stupid freak.
Original Lyrics:
Super freak, super freak, that girl's a super freak.
Scorpions', "Fly to the Rainbow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain in the sky, rhythm of life
or
Rain in the sky, meadow of life
Original Lyrics:
Rain in the sky, make the world fly
The Moody Blues', "New Horizons"
Misheard Lyrics:
My piece of pie
Original Lyrics:
My peace of mind
Three Dog Night's, "Never Been to Spain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard they're all on speed now
And it may lead up to needles
Original Lyrics:
I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles
 
1980s
Alison Moyet's, "All Cried Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
All right now
You took a whole lot of loving for
A handful of nothing
All right now
It's hard to give you something when
You're pushing and shoving me around
Original Lyrics:
I'm all cried out
You took a whole lot of loving for
A handful of nothing
All cried out
It's hard to give you something when
You're pushing and shoving me around
Aswad's, "Don't Turn Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't miss your almonds on me
Original Lyrics:
I won't miss your arms around me
Billy Joel's, "You May Be Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
He rode my motorcycle down the lane
Original Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
Blondie's, "Rapture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toe to toe dancing very close but it really almost curl my toes
Original Lyrics:
Toe to toe dancing very close barely breathing almost comatose.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Rock 'n' Roll is King"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a land of Maybelline
Original Lyrics:
To a land of make believe
Guns N’ Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the parasite city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Judas Priest's, "You Say Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you are The Ripper
Original Lyrics:
Say you want to rip it up.
Men At Work's, "Overkill"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heartbeats so severe
Go severe I’d fade away
Original Lyrics:
My heartbeat shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away.
Metallica's, "Crash Course in Brain Surgery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raven black is on my track
Autobots are throwing out the knife
Totally in surgery
Original Lyrics:
Raven black is on my track
He shows me how to neutralize the knife
Show to me in surgery
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn your breakfast on a mirror
Original Lyrics:
Chop your breakfast on a mirror.
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie, are you walking?
Are you walking, Annie?
or
Annie, are you woking?
Are you woking, Annie?
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, take it!
Man adopt!
Man adopted!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, take it!
Bite the dust!
Bite the dust, yeah!
Queen's, "I Want It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an Alley creeper lying on his feet
Original Lyrics:
Just an alley creeper light on his feet.
Quincy Jones', "Ai No Corrida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know Korea
Original Lyrics:
Ai No Corrida
The B-52's', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tin roof, Russell!
Original Lyrics:
Tin roof, rusted
Wang Chung's, "Dance Hall Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your baby by the hand, and make her do what I's have done
Original Lyrics:
Take your baby by the hand,
And make her do a high handstand
 
1990s
Aswad's, "Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the pupils
Original Lyrics:
Into the future
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a player piano
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itchin' Red
Original Lyrics:
Hitchin' a ride
Metallica's, "The Unforgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never free, Lemonade, so I dub the unforgiven
Original Lyrics:
Never free... Never me, so I dub thee unforgiven
Sawyer Brown's, "Some Girls Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting your nails like unicorns
Original Lyrics:
Painting your nails like you were bored
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the sun, and the air
Original Lyrics:
I'm the son, and the heir
 
2000s
Eiffel 65's, "Move Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move your bunny
Original Lyrics:
move your body
Foo Fighters', "Rope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chow! Anarchist, I’ll save my breath for you.
Original Lyrics:
Choke! On a kiss. I’ll save my breath for you.
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got a big d*"k(edited with elephant sound), let me search ya, to find out how hard I gotta work ya, is your fricker nickers wet yet (×2)
Original Lyrics:
I put my thing down flip it and reverse it. (Played backwards)
Ne-Yo's, "Because of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Swedish drug
Original Lyrics:
She's the sweetest drug
Nickelback's, "Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the senses.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
 
2010s
Andy Grammer's, "Fresh Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glass Eyes
Original Lyrics:
Fresh eyes
Lauv ft. Troye Sivan 's, "I'm So Tired..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so tired of Lauv songs
Original Lyrics:
I'm so tired of love songs
Psy's, "Gangnam Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can put that dam old gadget game on Kay
Original Lyrics:
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Zayn's, "Dusk Till Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be with you from mist till dawn
Original Lyrics:
I'll be with you from dusk till dawn
 
country
Shania Twain's, "Man I Feel Like A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head, doin' the dead
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.

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