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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's dine out now
Original Lyrics:
Let's tighten it up now
Bobby Vinton's, "Mr. Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lonely sergeant
Original Lyrics:
A lonely soldier
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Down on the Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willie goes into a dance, and sporting Magic Wood.
Original Lyrics:
Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo.
Jimi Hendrix's, "All Along The Watchtower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Proud man dig my herb
Original Lyrics:
Plowmen dig my earth
Ronnie Dyson's, "Aquarius"
Misheard Lyrics:
The end piece will guide the planets
Original Lyrics:
Then peace will guide the planets
The Doors', "People Are Strange"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're strange
Faces come out of their range.
Original Lyrics:
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain.
 
1970s
Captain and Tennille's, "Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in
Original Lyrics:
I will
Commodores', "Sail On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing along
Original Lyrics:
Sail on
David Bowie's, "Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenin will rain again
Original Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
Diana Ross', "Gettin' Ready for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' along on a breeze
Original Lyrics:
Sailin' along on a breeze
Diana Ross', "Gettin' Ready for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' along on a breeze
Original Lyrics:
Sailin' along on a breeze
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has electric boobs, her mom does too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skadamoose Skadamoose can u do the Fandango
Thunderbolt of lightning very very frightening bee
Original Lyrics:
Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Rufus featuring Chaka Khan's, "Tell Me Something Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry Seinfeld, go
Original Lyrics:
Tell me something good
Seals and Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some of these make me feel fine
Original Lyrics:
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Seals and Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sotheby's makes me be mine
Original Lyrics:
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Vicki Boobs
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
Steely Dan's, "Reelin' in the Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really an engineer?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful wall
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
 
1980s
EAutograph's, "Turn Up The Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gone 24 hours a day
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' 24 hours a day
Frankie Goes to Hollywood's, "Two Tribes"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Working for a flapjack)
Original Lyrics:
(Workin' for the black mask)
Kool & the Gang's, "Hi De Hi, Hi De Ho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hidey hi, Idaho
Original Lyrics:
Hi de hi, hi de ho
Steely Dan's, "Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering aperitifs?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Steve Perry's, "Foolish Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Food is hard
Original Lyrics:
Foolish heart
 
1990s
Eternal's, "Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that you are gonna leave me
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming that you are gonna leave me
Ideal's, "Get Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promises
Original Lyrics:
By myself
New Radicals', "You Get What You Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smash mercy to end
Original Lyrics:
Smash a Mercedes-Benz
Paula Abdul's, "Vibeology"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating a Milky Way
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a funky way
 
2000s
Evan and Jaron's, "Crazy for This Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got me thinking about Constadine
Original Lyrics:
She's got me thinking about it constantly
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your nuts and your bed pills, but you're just a lime in a sock
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song
Jordan Pruitt's, "Simple Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the silver things
Original Lyrics:
All the simple things
Kelly Clarkson's, "Because of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched you dine
Original Lyrics:
I watched you die
Timbaland's, "Apologize"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s too late to call the judge
Original Lyrics:
It’s too late to aploogize
 
2010s
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Mission Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monetize our asses
Original Lyrics:
Monetize our assets
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we only just begun, I will give you: (*clap clap*) zero, bye bitch, gone
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we only just begun, I review you: (*clap clap*) zero, bye bitch, gone
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob's overgone now, whichever will it be?
Original Lyrics:
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justice ones
Original Lyrics:
Just this once
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf***er, what the f*** is that even supposed to be?
Original Lyrics:
Motu Patlu, what the f*** is that even supposed to mean?
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now download all the sugar and let's throw this f***in' party with some—
Original Lyrics:
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this f***in' party with some—
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set the fork down, T-Series, and here to spill the reality (Uh)
Original Lyrics:
Sit the f*** down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea (Uh)
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kissing (You)?
Original Lyrics:
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop boy!
Original Lyrics:
Sub-bot!
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
T-Series and nothing gonna bitch lasagna
Original Lyrics:
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a population of One point three to billion
Original Lyrics:
You got a population of One point three-two billion
PewDiePie's, "LWIAY's Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your entries in the somebody closed
And I will submission
Into the episode of
WHY
Original Lyrics:
Leave your entries in the sub reddit bros
And I'll watch submissions
In the next episode of
LWIAY
Post Malone's, "Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hippy on the side, go, li'l mamma ball like Michael
Original Lyrics:
My AP going psycho, li'l mama bad like Michael
Sia's, "Fire Meet Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Gasoline
Original Lyrics:
Fire meet gasoline
Vargskelethor's, "Beefzone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joel ate the beef
Original Lyrics:
Don't eat the beef
Ylvis', "The Fox"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the f**k, Zayn?
Original Lyrics:
What does the fox say?
 
country
Tim McGraw's, "I Like It, I Love It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what it is about Lyle Lovett.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.

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