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1950s
The Eligibles', "Car Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Car travel on the lonely road
Original Lyrics:
Car trouble on the lonely road
 
1960s
Frank Sinatra's, "Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Debbie knows
Original Lyrics:
Little did we know
Rolling Stones', "All Over Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
spend all my money, playing her half-assed games.
Original Lyrics:
spend all my money, playing her high-classed games.
 
1970s
Blondie's, "One Way or Another"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe Netflix
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next week
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle says, "It's the best places out of a limousine"
Original Lyrics:
Daniel says, "It's the best places I've ever seen"
Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds', "Don't Pull Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't blow your nose now on me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't pull your love out on me, baby
Leo Sayer's, "When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cola. It's cola, and I like it too
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out but hold out and do like I do
Michael Jackson's, "Rockin' Robin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marty Robbins
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' Robin
Neil Sedaka's, "Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, how I love the baby faces
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, how I love the rainy days
Styx's, "Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll search for Talullah
Original Lyrics:
We'll search for tomorrow
The Trammps', "Disco Inferno"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was when my spunk got hot.
Original Lyrics:
That's when my spark got hot.
Toto's, "Hold the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overnight
Original Lyrics:
Hold the line
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had satin sighs, tellin’ me no lies
Knockin’ me out with those American thighs
Original Lyrics:
She had sightless eyes, tellin’ me no lies
Knockin’ me out with those American thighs
Air Supply's, "Even the Nights are Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the nights of Bedrock
Original Lyrics:
Even the nights are better
Bananarama's, "Cruel Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a good (good) good summer
Original Lyrics:
It's a cruel (cruel) cruel summer
Bananarama's, "Cruel Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stage voices are saying
Original Lyrics:
Strange voices are saying
Boy Meets Girl's, "Waiting For A Star To Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little boy start a fire
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for a star to fall
Duran Duran's, "The Reflex"
Misheard Lyrics:
The replay
Original Lyrics:
The reflex
Expose's, "Let Me Be the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be alone
Original Lyrics:
Let me be the one
Expose's, "What You Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is not an asshole
Original Lyrics:
Love is not an answer
Jeffrey Osborne's, "The Borderlines"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottom line
Original Lyrics:
The Borderlines
Men At Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buying bread from a man named Russell
He was six foot four and full of muscle
Original Lyrics:
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants a bigger feast
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to be free
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Musical Youth's, "Pass the Dutchie"
Misheard Lyrics:
How does it feel when you're up to no good?
Original Lyrics:
How does it feel when you got no food?
Nena's, "99 Luftballons"
Misheard Lyrics:
99 nights on the air
Original Lyrics:
99 knights of the air
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Empirical lace
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry beret
Tiffany's, "Could've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't need a thing
Original Lyrics:
Didn't mean a thing
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Wheel of Fortune"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop acting cruel
Original Lyrics:
Stop acting cool
Aerosmith's, "Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's belated
Original Lyrics:
It's amazing
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t want to miss the fair.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to miss a thing.
California Dreams', "California Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Kinda groovy
Expose's, "I Wish the Phone Would Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me some ice cream
Original Lyrics:
Wake me from this dream
Expose's, "Your Baby Never Looked Good in Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone knew
Original Lyrics:
Someone new
Genesis', "I Can't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'm checking everything is in place
Original Lyrics:
Oh and checking everything is in place
Janet Jackson's, "Rhythm Nation"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are apart from an immigration
Original Lyrics:
We are part of a rhythm nation
Killing Heidi's, "Weir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you like it in the end
Original Lyrics:
Will you make it in the end?
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you talk to me while screamin' junk.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you talk to me, don't scream and shout.
TLC's, "All That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss his own dad
or
Piss his own dad
Original Lyrics:
This is all that
TLC's, "No Scrubs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to come at me
Original Lyrics:
Trying to holla at me
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers', "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear someone creepin' in
Original Lyrics:
I feel summer creepin' in
 
2000s
Commercial's, "Dodo Internet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome! Welcome!
Original Lyrics:
One call, One call!
Nelly Furtado's, "I'm Like a Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a ball
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bird
Royksopp's, "Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A friend of mine had never had some cotton
Original Lyrics:
A friend no longer live I had forgotten
Sean Paul's, "Gimme the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just gimme the d***, and piss on this bro
I can’t take it no mo’
Original Lyrics:
Jus gimme the light and pass the dro.
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet but psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poisoned the daisies
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
Original Lyrics:
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
Commercial's, "Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wayfair, you can check what I mean
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
Katy Perry's, "Chained to the Rhythm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance dance dance to the disco Shaun
Original Lyrics:
Dance dance dance to the distortion
Meghan Trainor's, "All About That Bass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every itch from you is perfect
Original Lyrics:
Every inch of you is perfect
Post Malone's, "Takin' Shots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Dre came for the poo poo
Original Lyrics:
Me and Dre came for the pum pum.

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