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1960s
Elvis Presley's, "A Little Less Conversation"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this masturbation ain't satisfactioning me
Original Lyrics:
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah O'Malley, would you read my book?
Original Lyrics:
Dear Sir or Madam, would you read my book?
 
1970s
Edward Bear's, "Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you know I fall asleep
Original Lyrics:
Did you know I go to sleep
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the red lights after the spanking
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to a bartender, a wine glass In her hand...
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
John Denver's, "Sunshine On My Shoulders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe shine on my shoulders makes me happy
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Randy Newman's, "Short People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your people got no reason
Original Lyrics:
Short people got no reason
The Edgar Winter Band's, "Free Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and take a penile
Original Lyrics:
Come on and take a free ride
Theme Songs', "Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window,
Watchin' the cement grow,
Looks like we almost had it all.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down.
Traffic's, "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man in the suit has just barked and you call for a prophecy made from your dreams.
Original Lyrics:
The man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he's made from your dreams.
 
1980s
Commercial's, "Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain du soleil for the central basement.
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s just a girl on a digital talk show.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cos he’s a diddler, diddler now.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night.
Nits', "In the Dutch Mountains"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a valley of freaks
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a valley of bricks
Randy Newman's, "I Love L.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate New York City
Original Lyrics:
Hate New York City
Rick Springfield's, "Love Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the pants you're cutting
Original Lyrics:
I can see the path you're cutting
Talking Heads', "Once in a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Word to Dolby and water on moon
Original Lyrics:
Water dissolving and water removing
The B-52's', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heyyyyy Roo!
Original Lyrics:
Tin roof, rusted
The Pixies', "Debaser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am un chien andalusia.
Original Lyrics:
I am un, chien, on the loose yeah.
The Police's, "Canary in a Coalmine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Mary in a coal mine
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stopped an old battle 'long the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient mellow cheese
Original Lyrics:
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies.
Vixen's, "Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause those days are gone
Original Lyrics:
'Cause those tears are gone
 
1990s
All Saints', "Never Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Panera
Original Lyrics:
Never Ever
Corona's, "The Rhythm of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm making steak
Original Lyrics:
And baby I'll make you stay
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's, "Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear babies cry and The Boston Globe
Original Lyrics:
I hear babies cry and I watch them grow
Michael Jackson's, "Earth Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the bunny!
Original Lyrics:
What about it?
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscuit to the rivers and now let's get to used to
Original Lyrics:
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes like we used to
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Go Jason Waterfalls
Original Lyrics:
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Train's, "Hey, Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey slow system
Original Lyrics:
Hey soul sister
 
2000s
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your toxic tongue is slippin' under
Original Lyrics:
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
Christina Aguilera's, "Ain't No Other Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been haunted by sears
Original Lyrics:
And I've been hooked ever since.
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women Part 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crushing
Original Lyrics:
Question:
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama's on your lips
My mama's on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
Escape the Fate's, "My Apocalypse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk with shadows (The questions I will never say)
Hiding from Luke Gallows
Original Lyrics:
I walk with shadows (The questions I will never say)
Hiding from the gallows
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the magazines
That you treat me right
Original Lyrics:
All that matters is
That you treat me right
Li'l Jon's, "Get Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
3,6,9 dandelion
Original Lyrics:
3,6,9 damn she's fine
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put my thang down flip it and reverse it
It’s your premanission yem yep
Original Lyrics:
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
It's your fremme neppa venette.
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your from a missafwanyet
Original Lyrics:
I put my thing down flip it and reverse it [played in reverse]
Mystikal's, "Shake it Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash yourself
Original Lyrics:
Watch yourself
Outkast's, "B.O.B"
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught you sneaking into me bible
Original Lyrics:
Power music. Electric revival.
Outkast's, "B.O.B"
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught you sneaking into the revival
Original Lyrics:
Power music. Electric revival.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the Paas
Original Lyrics:
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
The Corrs featuring Bono's, "When the Stars Go Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do you go when you know me?
Original Lyrics:
Where do you go when you're lonely?
Train's, "Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like stones in your pocket people try to wear you down
Original Lyrics:
Like stones in your pocket people try to weigh you down
 
2010s
Cali Swag District's, "Teach Me How to Dougie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach me how to tuckie
Original Lyrics:
Teach me how to dougie
Commercial's, "Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids of the world love it so
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
Katy Perry's, "Unconditionally"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m Condi Shawna. I’m Condi Shawna Lee
Original Lyrics:
Unconditional
Little Mix's, "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
gotta get that momma hair
Original Lyrics:
gotta get him out my hair
TV Commercial's, "(The Happy World of) Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids and grown ups love it so the happy world of haripo
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so, the happy world of Haribo!
 
country
Billy Ray Cyrus', "Achy Breaky Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drive my car
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart

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