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1950s
The Everly Brothers', "All I Have to Do is Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink, drink, drink
Original Lyrics:
Dream, dream, dream
 
1960s
The Skip-Jacks', "(Meet) The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We’ll have a grand old time
Original Lyrics:
We’ll have a gay old time
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The solution
Original Lyrics:
We salute you
AC/DC's, "Hell's Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Care Bears
Original Lyrics:
Hell's Bells
AC/DC's, "Who Made Who"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hula hoop
Original Lyrics:
Who made who?
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I think I'm losing you, it's just no good
You seem to like their looks
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You seem to like their looks
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Between
Love is so amusing and I cannot find.
Original Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a man needs a post to cry
Original Lyrics:
I know a man ain't supposed to cry
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse on Paramore
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a whirlwind blowing the stars around,
And I'd really love to see you tonight
Original Lyrics:
But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out
And I'd really love to see you tonight.
Supertramp's, "Take the Long Way Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take the wrong way home
Original Lyrics:
You take the long way home
The Motors', "Airport"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad can't leave!
- What've you really done to me?
Original Lyrics:
And I can't believe
That she really wants to leave me
The Rolling Stones', "Brown Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad sugar
Original Lyrics:
Brown sugar
The Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of mayo, Joaquin ate one ton of mayo
One ton of maaayooo....
Joaquin ate one ton of mayo
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera
The Tymes', "Ms Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
masturbate the human race
Original Lyrics:
Satin and perfume and lace
 
1980s
Chaka Khan's, "I Feel for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocoholic
Original Lyrics:
Chaka Khan
Commodores', "Lady (You Bring Me Up)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Navy
Original Lyrics:
Maybe
Donna Summer's, "Hot Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need Ascot
Original Lyrics:
I need hot stuff
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, do a condom
Original Lyrics:
Baby, do the Conga
Rick Springfield's, "Jessie's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could just kiss this girl.
Original Lyrics:
I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
Toni Basil's, "Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take me by the boobs
Original Lyrics:
You take me by the hoo
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna take me a lock to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do
I guess it rains down in Africa
It's gonna take some time to do the thing we never haaaaaaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaaa-aaaa-aaaa-ooo-ooo-oooh
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Wet Wet Wet's, "Wishing I Was Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like digging in the garden
Original Lyrics:
I like kicking in the gutter.
 
1990s
Baz Luhrmann's, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget the insoles
Original Lyrics:
Forget the insults
Bomfunk MCs', "Freestyler"
Misheard Lyrics:
G-string on the top of my balls
Original Lyrics:
Yeah straight from the top of my dome
Bomfunk MCs', "Freestyler"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please pray for the tough matador
As I rock rock rock rock him out the door
Original Lyrics:
Yeah straight from the top of my dome,
As I rock rock rock rock da microphone
Bryan Adams', "Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like the first kids
Original Lyrics:
Feels like the first kiss
Collective Soul's, "Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell them that you like Shawn Doe
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
Eagle-Eye Cherry's, "Save Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fight the break of dot-com
Original Lyrics:
Save tonight
Fight the break of dawn.
Fastball's, "Out of My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I finally broke up
Original Lyrics:
But I finally woke up
Fastball's, "The Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drank up the water
Original Lyrics:
We drank up the wine
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ive been around the world from London to romaine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to the Bay
Marc Anthony's, "I Need to Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me Baby Bop
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, baby, girl
Mariah Carey's, "If It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if it's really gone, you've got to save the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
'Cause if it's really gone, you've got to say the word tonight
Republica's, "Ready to Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the rooftop selling out
Original Lyrics:
From the rooftop, shout it out
Misheard Lyrics:
For Pauly Shore
Original Lyrics:
Bored by the chore
The Cranberries', "Ode to My Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we were late
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we were raised
 
2000s
Marc Anthony's, "You Sang to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I hear it
Original Lyrics:
But I feel it
Train's, "Parachute"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the world gets shocked and tries to cut you down the side
Original Lyrics:
And when the world gets sharp and tries to cut you down to size
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet But Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apricot gun kinda crazy
Original Lyrics:
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
Calvin Harris feat. Rihanna's, "This Is What You Came For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puke, oh, oh,
Puke, oh, oh
Original Lyrics:
You, ou, ou,
You, ou, ou,
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grew up on Mexican rugby
Original Lyrics:
I'm up all night to get lucky.
Disturbed's, "The Vengeful One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look inside it’s an anchovie, ahh
Original Lyrics:
Look inside and see what you’re becoming
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackish, fire gone
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
TV Commercial's, "(The Happy World of) Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids of the world love it so, the happy world of Haribo
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so, the happy world of Haribo!
 
country
Lee Ann Womack's, "I Hope You Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is really the cost of lotion
Original Lyrics:
Time is a wheel in constant motion
Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Go-Gurt
Original Lyrics:
Let's go, girls
 
misc
Carl Orff's, "O Fortuna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please be good for peace monkey's sake!
Original Lyrics:
Mecum omnes plangite!
Carl Orff's, "O Fortuna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salsa cookies, windmill cookies, they give you gonorrhea.
Original Lyrics:
Sors salutis, et virtutis, michi nunc contraria,

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