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1950s
Jerry Lee Lewis', "Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole lotta chicken goin’ on
Original Lyrics:
whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on
 
1960s
Bobbie Gentry's, "Ode to Billie Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apl said to Taboo as he passed around the Black Eyed Peas
Original Lyrics:
Papa said to mama as he passed around the black-eyed peas
Deep Purple's, "Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunch
Original Lyrics:
Hush
Movie Scripts', "Breakfast at Tiffany’s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Graham cracker space shuttle, and step on me Dolly
Original Lyrics:
Grand Central Station, and step on me darling
 
1970s
Commodores', "Brick House"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a break haus
Original Lyrics:
She’s a brick house
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
to make records with a moped
Original Lyrics:
to make records with a mobile
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I’d Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won’t ask for Thomas’ (as in English Muffins)
So you don’t ever mind
Original Lyrics:
I won’t ask for promises
So you don’t have to lie
Foreigner's, "Head Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put an end to this theme
Original Lyrics:
Put an end to this game
Gloria Gaynor's, "Never Can Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can take survival
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, boy
Ja'Net DuBois', "Movin' on Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pistol gun in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Ja'Net DuBois', "Movin' on Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
We finally found a feast for the eyes
Original Lyrics:
We finally found a piece of the pie
Kraftwerk's, "The Robots"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're functioning our tuna fish
Original Lyrics:
We're functioning automatic
Led Zeppelin's, "Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
my woman left home with a blind man
Original Lyrics:
my woman left home with a brown-eyed man
Shirley and Company's, "Shame Shame Shame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shame, shame, shame, shame on you
'Cause you can't have two.
Original Lyrics:
Shame, shame, shame, shame on you
If you can't dance too
Tommy James', "Draggin' the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon Meringue(Lemon Meringue)
Original Lyrics:
Draggin' the line.(Draggin' the line)
 
1980s
Blondie's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goalie
Original Lyrics:
Call me
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't need no place too cold
Original Lyrics:
Didn't need no place to go
Crosby Stills and Nash 's, "Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world, searching for that one-eyed girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world, searching for that woman-girl
Dan Seals', "They Rage On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fay Ray Jones
Original Lyrics:
They Rage On
Dire Straits', "So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still found a way for me
Original Lyrics:
You’re so far away from me
George Michael's, "One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause t-shirt! Better things, that I don't wanna learn
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
Little Mix's, "Woman Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ballers Curry
Original Lyrics:
a-all this curry
Phil Collins', "Don't Lose My Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
You belong...you belong...you belong now in your life
Original Lyrics:
You better...you better...you better run for your life
The Human League's, "(Keep Feeling) Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion burning, looks so strong
Original Lyrics:
Passion burning, love so strong
The Human League's, "(Keep Feeling) Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
This room may need some rearranging
Original Lyrics:
The truth may need some rearranging
The Police's, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
A boom boom boom
Original Lyrics:
De Do Do Do
Van Halen's, "Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a train!
Original Lyrics:
Unchained!
Warrant's, "Sometimes She Cries"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knit alone at night
Original Lyrics:
In a lonely night
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Love Rocky Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want rocky road
Original Lyrics:
I love rocky road
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
A malpractice suit
 
1990s
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Smells Like Nirvana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy our album, we're Havana
Original Lyrics:
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
Aerosmith's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need gravy
Original Lyrics:
I've been crazy
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sprechen sie Deutsch to ya', Baby!
Original Lyrics:
Sprechen Sie Deutsche, Baby
Cast of Arthur's, "A Word from Us Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I love our kids
Original Lyrics:
And now a word from us kids
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be saying
Original Lyrics:
We'll be singing
Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at Tiffany’s"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s late to see we’re over
Original Lyrics:
It’s plain to see we’re over
Janet Jackson's, "Escapade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take you on the next debate
Original Lyrics:
Let me take you on an escapade
Julian Lennon's, "Salt Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone tore wells in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Salt water wells in my eyes.
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're dancing like Jamaicans
Original Lyrics:
You're dancing like you're naked
Tag Team's, "Whoop! There it Is!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swoops! There it is!
Original Lyrics:
Whoop! There it Is!
The Blackout Allstars', "I Like It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come from
Original Lyrics:
I got soul
 
2000s
Adele's, "Right As Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I've had interpol love
Original Lyrics:
And now I've had enough of love
Baha Men's, "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Misheard Lyrics:
( who who who who )
Original Lyrics:
( woof woof woof woof woof )
Missy Elliott's, "Pass That Dutch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They water like a teacher who sings
Original Lyrics:
They water like a preacher who sin
Muse's, "Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, you're supersonic
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
Robbie Williams', "Rudebox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fruit box
or
Root box
Original Lyrics:
Rude box
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet But Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
a cycle, a little recycle
Original Lyrics:
a psycho, a little bit psycho
Hayley Kiyoko's, "He'll Never Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left a mark on an egg
Original Lyrics:
I left a mark on your neck
Misheard Lyrics:
Focus, fire a gun
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
Sia's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the dumpster, in the dumpster, I got you baby.
Original Lyrics:
Till I hit the dance floor
Hit the dance floor
I got all I need

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