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1960s
Otis Redding's, "I've Been Loving You Too Long (To Stop Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You worked hard
Original Lyrics:
You were tired
Otis Redding's, "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's got a brand new band
Original Lyrics:
Papa's got a brand new bag
Otis Redding's, "Respect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you all of my morning
Original Lyrics:
Give you all of my money
Otis Redding's, "Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't get you
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no
 
1970s
Commercial's, "Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stuck on poopie doops
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thumper only hopping when it's raining
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
George Benson's, "This Masquerade"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're lost in a mass grave.
Original Lyrics:
We're lost in a masquerade
Seals and Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never tell to the world
Original Lyrics:
Not a care in the world
The Four Seasons', "Who Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who loves you pretty llama?
Who's always getting naked?
Original Lyrics:
Who loves you pretty mama?
Who's always there to make it?
The O'Jays', "For the Love of Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mother f***er
Original Lyrics:
Almighty dollar
Theme Songs', "Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're moving on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky,
Bohoganana, to the east side. we've finally found a piece of the pie.
Original Lyrics:
We're moving on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky,
We're moving on up, to the east side. we've finally found a piece of the pie.
 
1980s
Bob Dylan's, "In the Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
When He spoke to them in the city, did they hear?
Naked penis, came at night so he wouldn't be seen by men
Original Lyrics:
When He spoke to them in the city, did they hear?
Nicodemus came at night so he wouldn't be seen by men
Cher and Peter Cetera's, "After All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every step I take retrieves
Original Lyrics:
Every step I take retreats
John Mellencamp's, "Ain't Even Done with the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I aimed from my gun in the night
Original Lyrics:
And I ain't even done with the night
Kid Creole and the Coconuts', "Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, mama, mama mama mia.
Original Lyrics:
I don't, I don't, I don't want to be your (x8)
Kid Creole and the Coconuts', "Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Mama was in Saint Tropez
She had a boy or two.
Original Lyrics:
When Mama was in Saint Tropez
She had a fall or two.
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like Hirohito
Original Lyrics:
She looks like Eva Saint Marie in 'On the Waterfront'.
Mike + The Mechanics', "All I Need Is a Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is America
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a miracle
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Live and come back
Original Lyrics:
Little red Corvette
Stevie Wonder's, "I Just Called to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just called to say how much I can
Original Lyrics:
I just called to say how much I care
Survivor's, "I Can't Hold Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching out to vote the bus
Original Lyrics:
Reaching out to both of us
Talk Talk's, "Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
To change, to change
Original Lyrics:
Today, Today
Ted Nugent's, "Wango Tango"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weigh the bagel
Original Lyrics:
Wango Tango
Tom Petty's, "Running Down a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running down to drink
Original Lyrics:
I'm running down a dream
 
1990s
CeCe Peniston's, "Finally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Connally
Original Lyrics:
Finally
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll watch them boom for me and you
Original Lyrics:
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like disco liberty
Original Lyrics:
Like disco lemonade
Nicki French's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
TurboTax
Original Lyrics:
Turn around
Nicki French's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around bad vibes
Original Lyrics:
Turn around bright eyes
Quad City DJ's', "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the back of my neck, Paula
Original Lyrics:
In the back of my Impala
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Autumn’s sweet will, all fall.
Original Lyrics:
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall.
Robin S.'s, "Show Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And getting no way
Original Lyrics:
And getting nowhere
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't chew gum
Original Lyrics:
Won't you come?
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you go?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you come?
 
2000s
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Doxidan slipping under
Original Lyrics:
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living on Sexy Broadband
Original Lyrics:
I'm living on such sweet nothing
Gwen Stefani's, "Hollaback Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I ain't gonna call a black girl
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl.
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes you count
Original Lyrics:
It makes you calm
Kelly Clarkson's, "Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm talking in circles
I'm lying, they know it
Why won't this just stop for a wee
Original Lyrics:
I'm talking in circles
I'm lying, they know it
Why won't this just all go away
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
My my my cocoa face
Original Lyrics:
My my my poker face
Mariah Carey's, "Loverboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a sugar daddy
Take me for a ride
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when my sugar daddy
Takes me for a ride
Pitbull's, "Krazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbo biscuit gravy
Original Lyrics:
Now jump up let's get crazy
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Californication"
Misheard Lyrics:
First born in the corn
Hardcore soft core
Original Lyrics:
First born unicorn
Hardcore, soft porn.
 
2010s
Adele's, "Set Fire to the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lucifer, he rose to claim
Original Lyrics:
And as it fell, you rose to claim it
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dating you when I only want her
Original Lyrics:
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
Katy Perry's, "California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sippin’ Ted Drew’s
Original Lyrics:
Sippin’ gin and juice
Katy Perry's, "California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun kissed skin so hot we’re milking popsicles
Original Lyrics:
Sun kissed skin so hot we’ll melt your popsicle
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get that momma hair
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get him out my hair
Pink's, "Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme gimme cheese
Original Lyrics:
Pretty pretty please
Smith & Thell's, "Forgive Me Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Linda ho, Linda ho, Linda ho
Original Lyrics:
In the hole, in the hole, in the hole

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