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1960s
The Monkees', "Last Train to Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for complicated kisses
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Knowing Me, Knowing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking through an empty house
Chasing my horse
Original Lyrics:
Walking through an empty house
Tears in my eyes.
ABBA's, "Taka a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly want some cheese
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afraid of nothing there
Original Lyrics:
Afraid of love affair
Boston's, "More Than a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see my fairy aunt walking away
Original Lyrics:
I see my Marianne walking away
Cast of Evita's, "Rainbow High"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Lauren, don't call me
Original Lyrics:
So Lauren Bacall me
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Traveling Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Flyin' Saucers land,
Try to get a ham.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm flyin' 'cross the land
Tryin' to get a hand
Loggins and Messina's, "Danny's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even though we ain't got mommy
Original Lyrics:
And even though we ain't got money
Marvin Gaye's, "Let's Get it On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been really crying, babe
Original Lyrics:
I've been really trying, babe
Neil Sedaka's, "Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in my brain
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
The Jaggerz's, "The Rapper"
Misheard Lyrics:
So he starts his wrapping
Original Lyrics:
So he starts his rapping
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they're taking all the batteries out
Original Lyrics:
And they're closing all the factories down
Bonnie Tyler's, "Holding Out for a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going out for a beer mug
Original Lyrics:
I'm holding out for a hero
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
The letter's gonna come tonight
Original Lyrics:
Forever's gonna start tonight
Bowling for Soup's, "1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching Blue's Clues and Barney
Original Lyrics:
There was U2 and Blondie
Culture Club's, "Miss Me Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know your history
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Gypsy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see your ginseng
Original Lyrics:
You see your gypsy
Guns N' Roses', "Nightrain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your wedding gown to the liquor store
Original Lyrics:
Take your credit card to the liquor store
Mike Reno and Ann Wilson's, "Almost Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not on heaven's door
Original Lyrics:
We're knocking on heaven's door
Motley Crue's, "Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got lungs to fill.
Original Lyrics:
She's got the looks that kill.
Squeeze's, "853-5937"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you look I'm naked to the bone
Original Lyrics:
Angela can't make it to the phone
Sting's, "Be Still My Beating Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But still I need to fart
Original Lyrics:
Be still my beating heart
The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
T’s like fartin’ (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
The Human League's, "Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only human, human today
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human, of flesh and blood I'm made
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ricky"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the laughter's always can't
Original Lyrics:
And the laughter's always canned
 
1990s
Nicki French's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
TurboTax
Original Lyrics:
Turn around
Shari Lewis', "The Charlie Horse Music Pizza Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing pizza, music pizza
Original Lyrics:
Nothing beats a music pizza
Technohead's, "I Wanna Be a Hippy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baron-Baron Mama
Original Lyrics:
Mari-Marijuana
 
2000s
Daft Punk's, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes sense
Original Lyrics:
Makes us
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women Part I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of dollars
Original Lyrics:
Rock your dollars
Eve featuring Gwen Stefani's, "Let Me Blow Ya Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only been a yell
Original Lyrics:
It's only been a year
Everclear's, "AM Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he ate crab cakes
Original Lyrics:
With the 8-track tapes
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching Blue's Clues from the closet
Original Lyrics:
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the freak s*** in your jeans
Original Lyrics:
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Fleetwood Mac's, "Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beastmaster, take your time
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper, take your time
Girls Aloud's, "The Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
It started to feed
Original Lyrics:
It started to fade
Justin Timberlake's, "Like I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just be limbo
Original Lyrics:
Just remember
Pussycat Dolls', "Jai Ho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie Ho or Jolly ho
Original Lyrics:
Jai Ho
Saw Doctors', "Still Afraid of the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a giant cyborg
Still afraid of the dark
Original Lyrics:
I'm a child inside
Still afraid of the dark
The National's, "Beautiful Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re murdering me lately
Original Lyrics:
You’re measuring me lately
The National's, "Mistaken For Strangers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glazing movie
I look and fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults
Original Lyrics:
Glazing over
Elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Sabra Hummus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just had solved a promise and now I feel good
Original Lyrics:
I just had Sabra hummus and now I feel good
Halsey / Khalid's, "Eastside"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was young, I fell in love with Mr. Old Ass Man, that was enough.
Original Lyrics:
When I was young, I fell in love. We used to hold hands, man that was enough.
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop the Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop the female
Original Lyrics:
Can't stop the feeling
Lorde's, "Royals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your loyal
Original Lyrics:
Let me be your royal
Maroon 5's, "Girls Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl's black,
Ooh yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
I need a girl like you, yeah yeah
Misheard Lyrics:
night will guide you
Original Lyrics:
light will guide you
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
Stick it in your cooler
 
christian
Casting Crowns', "Thrives"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were made to fly
Original Lyrics:
We were made to thrive

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