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1950s
Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters', "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant spokes and kiddy cars too.
Original Lyrics:
Elephants, boats and kiddie cars, too.
 
1960s
Dave Clark 5's, "Bits and Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're spewing up when on your phone.
Original Lyrics:
And you're still way up there on your throne
Rolling Stones', "Take It Or Leave It"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk your bag But you can be so kind
Original Lyrics:
When you want you're bad But you can be so kind
 
1970s
10cc's, "Dreadlock Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I don't like kick it
Original Lyrics:
I said I don't like cricket
Dragon's, "April Sun in Cuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Castro in the alley way
Talkin' bout m' salad
Talkin' bout JFK
And the day he shot him ah-ah!
Original Lyrics:
Castro in the alley way
Talkin' 'bout missile love
Talkin' 'bout JFK
And the way he shook him up!
Heart's, "Even It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eatin' it out, eatin' it out, eatin' it out.....
Original Lyrics:
Even it up, even it up
Even it out.
John Paul Young's, "Love is in the Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the whisker of the trees
Original Lyrics:
In the whisper of the trees
Marshall Hain's, "Dancing in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Houses that we run through
Original Lyrics:
Alleys that we run through
Mott the Hoople's, "All the Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over yonder
Original Lyrics:
all the young dudes
Rick James', "You and I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Human eye
Original Lyrics:
You and I
T-Rex's, "Bang A Gong (Get It On)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's dance, take a Johnson's daddy
Original Lyrics:
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
The Charlie Daniels Band's, "Uneasy Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I belong to any odd Baptist church
Original Lyrics:
I belong to Antioch Baptist Church
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers', "Don't Do Me Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you were a Republican, givin' someone else a try
Original Lyrics:
If you were in the public eye,
Givin' someone else a try
 
1980s
Asia's, "Here Comes the Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the villain
Here comes the same old villain,
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the feeling,
Here comes the same old feeling
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget my name while you collect your cream
Original Lyrics:
Forget my name while you collect your claim
Kip Adotta's, "Wet Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the hallivat
Original Lyrics:
For the halibut
Starship's, "We Built This City"
Misheard Lyrics:
My chorus plays the "Mama", listen to the radio
Original Lyrics:
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
The Sisters of Mercy's, "Temple of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black wind carry my fart away
Original Lyrics:
Black wind carry me far away
 
1990s
AC/DC's, "Bullet To Bite On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a bollock to bite on
Original Lyrics:
Give me a bullet to bite on.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar over canada
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Misheard Lyrics:
Come for lunch
Original Lyrics:
All for love
C+C Music Factory's, "Do You Wanna Get Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna f*** it with me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna get funky with me?
C+C Music Factory's, "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody pants off
Original Lyrics:
Everybody dance now
C+C Music Factory's, "Things That Make You Go Hmmmm..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Things that make you go mmmmm…
or
Things that make you go ewwww...
Original Lyrics:
Things that make you go Hmmmm...
Deee-Lite's, "Groove Is in the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo is in the heart
Original Lyrics:
Groove is in the heart
Gloria Estefan's, "Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You killed me
Original Lyrics:
You give me
Groove Armada's, "But I Feel Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
What are we doin? Cuz I feel high
Original Lyrics:
But I feel good, but I feel high
Rammstein's, "Heirate Mich"
Misheard Lyrics:
All right there, Meesh (a nickname for Michelle)
Original Lyrics:
Heirate mich
Real McCoy's, "Another Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another drink
Original Lyrics:
Another dream
Shanice's, "I Love Your Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you snap
Original Lyrics:
I love your smile
Snoop Doggy Dogg's, "Gin & Juice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slippin' on jam and juice
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' on gin and juice
Tom Petty's, "Free Fallin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giving and receiving
Original Lyrics:
Living in Reseda
Whitney Houston's, "Step by Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there's a Grinch
And there is Whoville
Original Lyrics:
Well there's a bridge
And there's a river
 
2000s
Caramell's, "Caramelldansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on my balls Cat fucking a handbag your's only your's I wanna be Winston It's no lie Lisa in the crowd said "LOOK Larry had a vagina malfunction!" Ooo oo owowo
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss Klappa era hnder Gr som vi grTa ngra steg t vnster Lyssna och lrMissa inte chansen Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Coldplay's, "Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cotton stars
Original Lyrics:
Look at the stars
Finger Eleven's, "Paralyzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I seem to be stuck by you
Original Lyrics:
But I seem to be struck by you
Ludacris', "Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about diapers and gum?
Original Lyrics:
What about diamonds and gold?
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is your pussy drippin' wet yet
Original Lyrics:
I put my thing down flip it and reverse it. (Played backwards)
NOFX's, "Franco Un-American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wear Ted Koppel's shoes
Original Lyrics:
I wear uncomfortable shoes
Rihanna's, "Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm insane by the sound of Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Seal's, "Waiting for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like the world's a stink
Original Lyrics:
Feels like the wall's at stake
Sonique's, "It Feels So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing feels so good
Original Lyrics:
Your love, it feels so good
Vertical Horizon's, "Everything You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unless you were faded
Original Lyrics:
Unless you were fed it
 
2010s
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a s*** father.
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Owl City's, "Fireflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate to make myself believe
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make myself believe
Misheard Lyrics:
He is your way
Original Lyrics:
He is Yahweh
The National's, "Anyone's Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't want to be your goat
Didn't want to be anyone's goat
Original Lyrics:
Didn't want to be your ghost
Didn't want to be anyone's ghost
 
country
Jerry Reed's, "East Bound and Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
He’s counting down
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
 
misc
Rammstein's, "Führe mich "
Misheard Lyrics:
Führer Mick
Original Lyrics:
Führe mich
 
xmas
J. Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie's, "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant spokes and kiddy cars too.
Original Lyrics:
Elephants, boats and kiddy cars too.

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