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1960s
The Four Seasons', "Walk Like a Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna walk like a man
Pass gas again
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna walk like a man
Fast as I can
 
1970s
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man or beast.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been due too mine, too mine
Original Lyrics:
And I've been too too hard to find
Bill Withers', "Lean On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I make love to your body
I want to make love to my aunt
Original Lyrics:
Before I make love to your body
I want to make love to your mind
Bill Withers', "Lean On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please swallow your pride
If I have made you need to borrow
Original Lyrics:
Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
Cat Stevens', "Wild World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh baby baby it’s a white world
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby baby it’s a wild world
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Orr!
or
Bloody oar!
or
Bloody yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Ba de ya
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the man I think I am alone
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Gordon Lightfoot's, "If You Could Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a pay-per-view movie
Original Lyrics:
Just like a paperback novel
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up like a douche, another odor in the night
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Sonny Curtis', "Love Is All Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never say "Why don't you take it?"
Original Lyrics:
You can have the town, why don't you take it?
Styx's, "Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dave, I love you
Original Lyrics:
Babe, I love you
The Beatles', "Got to Get You Into My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I suddenly see you prove
Original Lyrics:
Then I suddenly see you ooh
The Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Day dream beaver
Original Lyrics:
Daydream believer
 
1980s
Culture Club's, "The War Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Devo stupid
Original Lyrics:
And people stupid
Greg Kihn Band's, "Jeopardy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you Stephanie, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Our love's in jeopardy, baby.
Metallica's, "Fight Fire With Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhh! My dad is here!
Original Lyrics:
Armageddon is here.
Mother Soundtrack's, "All That I Needed (Was You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to poop
Original Lyrics:
I used to walk
Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme a raisin
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel it comin'
Original Lyrics:
Little red Corvette
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites ma nuts
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
Scorpions', "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her dentures and feed her well
Original Lyrics:
So give her inches and feed her well
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Sign Your Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly it crossed my heart
Original Lyrics:
Sign your name across my heart
The Nails', "88 Lines About 44 Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reno was a nameless girl
Original Lyrics:
Rena was an aimless girl
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got to Do With it?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for a nude erection
Original Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for a new direction
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like cold embers
above the Serengeti.
Original Lyrics:
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus
Above the Serengeti.
Ultravox's, "Sleepwalk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep? A-Ha! (x4)
Original Lyrics:
Sleepwalk (x4)
 
1990s
Blessed Union of Souls', "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My collection - DMV
Original Lyrics:
My collection - DVDs
Collective Soul's, "The World I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's the one I love
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's the world I know
Damn Yankees', "High Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you take me by the numbers?
Original Lyrics:
Can you take me high enough?
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a blue house with the Blue Man Group
Blue is the color of all of the way out
Original Lyrics:
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would pee on a guy,
I’m in need of a guide,
I’m in need of a guy,
Apple tree Apple pie,
I believe I can fly, if I were green I would die,
I can cook I can fry.
Original Lyrics:
Da bee, da ba dee ba da die.
Da bee, da ba dee ba da die.
Da bee, da ba dee ba da die.
Da bee, da ba dee ba da die.
Da bee, da ba dee ba da die.
Da bee, da ba dee ba da die.
Da bee, da ba dee ba da die.
Immature's, "Lover's Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hungry for your change, strictly for your change
Original Lyrics:
Only for your Jeep,
Strictly for your jeep
Live's, "Lightning Crashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forces pooling from the center of the earth again
Original Lyrics:
Forces pulling from the center of the earth again
Metallica's, "Die, Die, My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
No prime tomato baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a staph man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Sting's, "If I Ever Lose My Faith in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would say I lost my cents and direction
Original Lyrics:
You would say I lost my sense in direction
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
yeeeee
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
 
2000s
Aaliyah's, "Try Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or play a roll
Original Lyrics:
Or play a role
Avalanches', "Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
DJ Asshole
Original Lyrics:
Is it as good
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mission ain't in a fallen field
Original Lyrics:
My missionaries in a foreign field
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the party bee the party goo the part of sea yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
She got the power to be the power to give the power to see yeah yeah
Nelly Furtado's, "I'm Like a Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where my comb is
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where my home is
Pink's, "There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a nude man, he's waintin' out back
Original Lyrics:
I got a new man, he's waitin' out back
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet but Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, s*** sweet but a psycho
Original Lyrics:
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
Hailee Steinfeld's, "Starving"
Misheard Lyrics:
The moment I know you're the normal one too
Original Lyrics:
The more that I know you, the more that I want to
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Llama sh*t for you
Oh, oh
Just what llamas do oh
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, been wishin' for you
Ooh, ooh
Tryna do what lovers do ooh
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Party in the CIA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the red alert came on the Brady Bunch
Original Lyrics:
Before the red alert came on the radio
 
country
Tammy Wynette's, "Stand by Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just an omen
Original Lyrics:
He's just a man
 
misc
Coldplay's, "Something Just Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just something/someone I can tattoo
Original Lyrics:
Just something I can turn to

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