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1960s
Jose Feliciano's, "Light My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, baby, like my car
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby, light my fire
Ray Charles', "Georgia on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is moving though the pines
Original Lyrics:
Is moonlight through the pines
 
1970s
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Last Train to London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was dead, everybody to s***, it felt so right
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was there, everybody to share, it felt so right.
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle, you're a star
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fly
Original Lyrics:
Pre-flight
Firefall's, "Just Remember I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing that tomorrow will be this way again
Original Lyrics:
Knowing that tomorrow you'll feel this way again
Heatwave's, "Boogie Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Original Lyrics:
Got to keep on dancin'
Jimmy Buffett's, "Cheeseburger in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to offend my carnation habit
Original Lyrics:
Trying to amend my carnivorous habit
John Sebastian's, "Welcome Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
We always could Spotify
Original Lyrics:
We always could spot a friend
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blazin' skis
Original Lyrics:
Plans and schemes
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Demands he's so hard to understand
Original Lyrics:
The man, he ain't so hard to understand
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, you're a porn star
Don't stop til you get it up
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Monty Python's, "Lumberjack Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lava tree.
Original Lyrics:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could see no place to unwind
Original Lyrics:
I could see no maze to unwind
Ricky Nelson's, "Garden Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I went to a goddamn party
Original Lyrics:
Well I went to a garden party
Rolling Stones', "Can't You Hear Me Knocking?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you got plastic boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you got plastic boots.
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gone get Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
The Cars', "Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its just a fecking alibi
By my love
Original Lyrics:
It's just a broken lullaby
Bye bye love
Todd Rundgren's, "Can We Still Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things ascend, one by one.
Original Lyrics:
Grains of sand, one by one.
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Happy New Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
ABBA is here
Original Lyrics:
Happy New Year
Air Supply's, "Now and Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can build it all like glue
Original Lyrics:
Can build it all like you
Big Country's, "In a Big Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can't stay here with every single honky head shadow.
Original Lyrics:
But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's not far back to the 70s
Original Lyrics:
Well it's not far back to sanity
Jeffrey Osborne's, "Stay with Me Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please be mine tonight
Original Lyrics:
Please be my delight
Jeffrey Osborne's, "You Should Be Mine (The Woo Woo Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you Lou Lou Lou?
Original Lyrics:
Can you woo woo woo?
Kool & the Gang's, "Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Challenge the love
Original Lyrics:
Cherish the love
Mondo Rock's, "Come Said the Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said,
Well I've been waiting for a long time, and you've changed the lock
Up-till now it's been the wrong time to know whether to from here or not
Ohhh well come with me boy, just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see
Come on be a man for me.
Original Lyrics:
And she said,
Well I've been waiting for a long time, and you've changed a lot.
Up-till now it's been the wrong time to know whether to from here or not
Ohhh well come with me boy, just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see
Come on be a man for me.
Survivor's, "Eye of the Tiger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last known survivor's guts are spread in the night
In the night
Original Lyrics:
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Talking Heads', "Girlfriend Is Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has a smokin' hot ass
Original Lyrics:
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes.
Misheard Lyrics:
For you baby I would split the scene
Original Lyrics:
For you baby I would swim the sea
Van Morrison's, "Summertime in England"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the church of Satan
In the church of Satan
In the church of Satan
Original Lyrics:
In the church of St. John
In the church of St. John
In the church of St. John
 
1990s
Julian Lennon's, "Salt Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like the deepest ocean
Original Lyrics:
We light the deepest ocean
Ricky Martin's, "She's All I Ever Had"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only thing that's weird
Original Lyrics:
It's the only thing that's real
Saigon Kick's, "All I Want is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would die from a soldier's split
Original Lyrics:
I would die from a soldier's bullet
Sting's, "All This Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fussing and flapping in priestly black like a murderer crows
Original Lyrics:
And fussing and flapping in priestly black like a murder of crows
 
2000s
Commercial's, "Don Pablo's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get dumb
or
Get done
Original Lyrics:
Get Don
Maroon 5's, "This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This love has taken a toll, I mean...
Original Lyrics:
This love has taken its toll on me
Mary Mary's, "Shackles (Praise You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can with my hands
Original Lyrics:
Now I can lift my hands
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got busy dancing a tango
or
Got disco dancing a tango
Original Lyrics:
Got dizzy dancing a tango
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could both make from a distance
Original Lyrics:
We could both make fun of distance
 
2010s
Alessia Cara's, "Not Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you don't know what happy means
If it's all me in your dreams
Original Lyrics:
Oh you don't know what happy means
If it's only in your dreams
Alessia Cara's, "Trust My Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know you're meant for me?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that you're bad for me?
Bastille's, "Pompeii"
Misheard Lyrics:
Great houses over the hill.
Original Lyrics:
Grey clouds roll over the hill.
Justin Timberlake's, "Can’t Stop the Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the Legend
Kiss the Legend
Kiss the Legend
Original Lyrics:
Just imagine
Just imagine
Just imagine
Maroon 5's, "Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am in history
Original Lyrics:
I am in misery
Rave the Reqviem's, "The Svlphvry Void "
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby smile
With refrigerator
Original Lyrics:
Fake a smile
To the verge of breakdown
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said three is a cloud
Original Lyrics:
Who said three is a crowd
Sia's, "Elastic Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m still farting carpets.
Original Lyrics:
I’m still fighting for peace
Taylor Swift's, "The Moment I Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing there in my potty dress
Original Lyrics:
Standing there in my party dress
 
christian
Guy Sebastian's, "Receive the Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
Receive the Flower to feed a life unto the world!
Original Lyrics:
Receive the Power to be a light unto the world!

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