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1960s
Ben E. King's, "Stand By Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the land is dumb
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses swaying
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way
Diana Ross', "The Boss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dime in my pockets for fools falling in love
Original Lyrics:
Guide in my pocket for fools folly and fun
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colleen, alright hear the jazz go down.
Competition, you know that I places.
Original Lyrics:
Coming in out of the rain, they hear the jazz go down.
Competition in other places
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guy locked it!
Original Lyrics:
Cry rocket!
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation,
We had it with your discipline.
Saturday nights alright for fighting,
Better in an election year!
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We had it with your discipline
Saturday nights alright for fighting
Get a little action in
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blister in the music
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the music
The Ramones', "Rockaway Beach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shooting that rhythm up above the curb
Original Lyrics:
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "All Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lot of love
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of love
Air Supply's, "Even the Nights are Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you've been to Safeway
Original Lyrics:
That you feel the same way
Air Supply's, "Making Love Out of Nothing At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked gun...out of nothing at all
Original Lyrics:
Making love...out of nothing at all
Anita Baker's, "Sweet Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
After the s***
Original Lyrics:
I feel no shame
Billy Joel's, "You May Be Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
He rode my motorcycle down the lane.
Original Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain.
Eddie Money's, "Take Me Home Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like runnyside
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please let me exclaim
Original Lyrics:
Please let me explain
Lionel Richie's, "Truly"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wait all night long
Original Lyrics:
You were in my arms
M/A/R/R/S's, "Pump Up the Volume"
Misheard Lyrics:
better than Sisqo
Original Lyrics:
brothers and sisters
Madonna's, "Material Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Limp-dicking a material girl.
Original Lyrics:
Liv-ing in a material world.
Matthew Wilder's, "Break My Stride"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I need another girl I.Q.
Original Lyrics:
If I need another girl like you
The Bangles', "Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think Asher
Original Lyrics:
I think I should
The Bangles', "Walking Down Your Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had sneakers tight
or
I had Snickers bars
Original Lyrics:
I had sleepless nights
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "As Long as You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care what is written in your histamine
Original Lyrics:
Don't care what is written in your history
Britney Spears', "Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be so shot
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be so shy
Color Me Badd's, "I Adore Mi Amor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am bored
Original Lyrics:
I adore
Damn Yankees', "High Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you take me by the numbers?
Original Lyrics:
Can you take me high enough?
Eagle-Eye Cherry's, "Save Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay tonight
Original Lyrics:
Save tonight
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a space
Original Lyrics:
Like outer space
Jon Secada's, "Just Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time we eat together
Original Lyrics:
Every time we are together
Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain't Over Til It's Over "
Misheard Lyrics:
All my doubts and fears of gettin' hunted, yeah, but we'd always, always, be in love
Original Lyrics:
All my doubt and fears, have kept me wondering, if I'd always, always be in love
Marc Anthony's, "I Need to Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, Betty Crocker
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, baby girl
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like Noah ever told the truth to me
Original Lyrics:
I feel like no one ever told the truth to me
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna lunch will kill you
Original Lyrics:
Too much love will kill you
Rusted Root's, "Send Me on My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna tell to you to run
Bummer Say, Bummer Run
Original Lyrics:
I may see you, I may tell you to run (on my way, on my way)
You know what they say about the young
The Verve's, "Bitter Sweet Symphony"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't change my home
Original Lyrics:
And I can't change my mold
Toni Braxton's, "Another Sad Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreckin' my brain like crazy
Original Lyrics:
Rackin' my brain like crazy
Toni Braxton's, "Breathe Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I shall never believe again
Original Lyrics:
That I shall never breathe again
Tonic's, "If You Could Only See"
Misheard Lyrics:
And what I assume
Original Lyrics:
And what I must do
 
2000s
Hoobastank's, "The Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another perfect person, There's many things that i just wanna do, But i continue swimming, I never meant to swim those lives to you, And so i have to say before i haul, That i just swim down below I found a reason to pee To change you while you still breathe A reason to swim in your nude And the raisin is yours
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a perfect person, There's many things i wish I didn't do, But i continue learning, I never meant to do those things to you, And so i have to say before i go, That i just want you to know I've found a reason for me To change who i used to be A reason to start over new And the reason is you
Hoobastank's, "The Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry that i burped you, It's something i must live with swimming days, And all the pain i put you through, I wish that i could swim it everyday, And your the one who swims up with the beers, That's why we swim all night year I found a reason to pee To change you while you still breathe A reason to start over nude I'm the reason there's you I'm the reason there's you I'm the reason there's you I'm the reason there's you
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry that i hurt you, It's something i must live with everyday, And all the pain i put you through, I wish that i could take it all away, And be the one who catches all your tears, That's why i need you to hear I've found a reason for me To change who i used to be A reason to start over new And the reason is you And the reason is you And the reason is you And the reason is you
Janet Jackson's, "Feels so Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels so right
Can't sing!
Original Lyrics:
Feels so right
Kiss-ing!
Keane's, "Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew the bathtub like the back of my hands
Original Lyrics:
I knew the pathway like the back of my hands
Marc Anthony's, "You Sang to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I called late last magazine
Original Lyrics:
When I called late last night, you see
Pearl Jam's, "Life Wasted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Omma nana nahnah frannah back again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm never going back again.
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Thank U, Next"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon eggs
Original Lyrics:
Thank U, next
Ariana Grande's, "Thank U, Next"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bae connects
Original Lyrics:
Thank U, next
Of Monsters and Men's, "Dirty Paws"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hand is an atom bomb.
Original Lyrics:
My head is an animal.
Swedish House Mafia's, "Don't You Worry Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you worry Kyle
Sienna's got a plan for you
Original Lyrics:
Don't you worry child,
See heaven's got a plan for you
Taylor Swift's, "Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got that James Dean Dick Cheney look in your eyes.
I've got that Brad Pitt classic thing that you like.
Original Lyrics:
You've got that James Dean daydream look in your eyes.
I got that red lip classic thing that you like
 
xmas
Elvis Presley's, "Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-Dooing alright with your Christmas of white
Original Lyrics:
You'll be doing alright with your Christmas of white
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
and Wee Wee got upsot
Original Lyrics:
And then we got upsot

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