Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 24, 2018

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1970s
10cc's, "I'm Not In Love" Misheard Lyrics: Don't tell your friends about the tubulars Original Lyrics: Don't tell your friends about the two of us	Andrew Gold's, "Thank You for Being a Friend" Misheard Lyrics: You would see the biggest kiss would be from me Original Lyrics: You would see the biggest gift would be from me
Billy Joel's, "Big Shot" Misheard Lyrics: Well, you went up down riding in your Christmas Eve Original Lyrics: Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine	Billy Joel's, "My Life" Misheard Lyrics: This is Nightline Original Lyrics: This is my life
Chuck Berry's, "My Ding-a-Ling" Misheard Lyrics: When I was a Little Debbie girl Original Lyrics: When I was a little bitty boy	Gladys Knight and the Pips', "Midnight Train to Georgia" Misheard Lyrics: She's reading (reading) Original Lyrics: She's leaving (leaving)
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama" Misheard Lyrics: Where the skies are smooth Original Lyrics: Where the skies are so blue	Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" Misheard Lyrics: I've poured it on and I pulled it out Original Lyrics: I've poured it on and I've poured it out
Queen's, "We Are The Champions" Misheard Lyrics: I consider it a challenge before the human race that I'd ever lose. Original Lyrics: I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain't gonna lose.	Trammps', "Disco Inferno" Misheard Lyrics: It was so entertaining when the boogie started to roll Original Lyrics: It was so entertainin', When the boogie started t'explode

1980s
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire" Misheard Lyrics: No, we didn't buy it Original Lyrics: No, we didn't light it	Billy Joel's, "You May Be Right" Misheard Lyrics: But it just may be a Looney Tune you're looking for Original Lyrics: But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" Misheard Lyrics: Every now and then I call the cops Original Lyrics: Every now and then I fall apart	Genesis', "Dodo/Lurker" Misheard Lyrics: Darth Vader, agitator Original Lyrics: dog baiter, agitator
Madonna's, "Express Yourself" Misheard Lyrics: Then you know your love of Israel Original Lyrics: Then you know your love is real	Metallica's, "Creeping Death" Misheard Lyrics: So let it retard Filet mignon Original Lyrics: So let it be written So let it be done.
Prince's, "Baby I'm a Star" Misheard Lyrics: Shake it up Original Lyrics: Check it all out	Rod Stewart's, "This Old Heart Of Mine" Misheard Lyrics: This old heart of mine weeps for you Original Lyrics: This old heart of mine is weak for you
Stevie Wonder's, "I Just Called to Say I Love You" Misheard Lyrics: But water is Original Lyrics: But what it is	The Cure's, "Just Like Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: Boston Public Original Lyrics: Lost and lonely

1990s
Billy Joel's, "And So It Goes" Misheard Lyrics: My science is my self defense Original Lyrics: My silence is my self defense	Black Crowes', "Hard to Handle" Misheard Lyrics: Aw, Gehenna Now Original Lyrics: 'Cause Mama, I'm sure hard to handle, now.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crash Into Me" Misheard Lyrics: And I always dream Original Lyrics: In a boy's dream	Fat Boy Slim's, "Funk Soul Brother" Misheard Lyrics: Vauxhall brother Original Lyrics: Funk soul brother
Gerardo's, "Latin Till I Die (Oye Como Va)" Misheard Lyrics: I am thinking 'bout no Gatorade Original Lyrics: I ain't thinking 'bout no Gatorade	Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over" Misheard Lyrics: So many times I tried Original Lyrics: So many tears I cried
Sixpence None the Richer's, "There She Goes" Misheard Lyrics: And I just can't maintain Original Lyrics: And I just can't contain	Smash Mouth's, "All Star" Misheard Lyrics: All that glitter is gone Only shooting starts break them all Original Lyrics: All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.

2000s
Baha Men's, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" Misheard Lyrics: Pooh let the dogs out Original Lyrics: Who let the dogs out?	Black Eyed Peas', "My Humps" Misheard Lyrics: Dolce and Gabanna Fendi and Nadonna Original Lyrics: Dolci and Gabbana Fendi and then Donna
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life" Misheard Lyrics: For Tommy and Gina, get back down! Original Lyrics: For Tommy and Gina who never backed down	Green Day's, "21 Guns" Misheard Lyrics: One, twenty one guns Blow up your ass into the sky Original Lyrics: One, twenty one guns Throw up your arms into the sky
Hoobastank's, "Running Away" Misheard Lyrics: And I was the one who was giving you up Original Lyrics: And I was the one who was lifting you up

2010s
Bazzi's, "Mine" Misheard Lyrics: I'll turn you into a briar Original Lyrics: I'll turn you into a bride	Ghost's, "Square Hammer" Misheard Lyrics: Are you ready to swear right here, right now Before the judge Original Lyrics: Are you ready to swear right here, right now Before the devil
Zara Larsson's, "Ruin My Life" Misheard Lyrics: I want you to hold my left hand, Hold my left hand, hold my left hand Original Lyrics: I want you to ruin my life You to ruin my life, you to ruin my life, yeah

misc
Traditional's, "Twelve Days of Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: And some porridge in a bear tree Original Lyrics: And a partridge in a pear tree.

xmas
Andy Williams', "Christmas Bells" Misheard Lyrics: The happy trails Original Lyrics: The happy tales	Andy Williams', "Christmas Present" Misheard Lyrics: Christmas prison Original Lyrics: Christmas Present
Andy Williams', "O Little Town of Bethlehem" Misheard Lyrics: The science stars go by Original Lyrics: The silent stars go by	Art Mooney and His Orchestra's, "Nuttin' for Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: I'm getting Noggin for Christmas Original Lyrics: I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Boney M's, "Mary's Boy Child" Misheard Lyrics: Was bored on Christmas day Original Lyrics: Was born on Christmas day	Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" Misheard Lyrics: Later we'll have some Puppy Chow Original Lyrics: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
Burl Ives', "A Holly Jolly Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Disney once for me Original Lyrics: Kiss her once for me	Chuck Berry's, "Merry Christmas Baby" Misheard Lyrics: You really did break the ice Original Lyrics: You really did treat me nice
Mariah Carey's, "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing/Gloria" Misheard Lyrics: Oh no, no, no, Mia Original Lyrics: Gloria	Nat King Cole's, "O Come All Ye Faithful" Misheard Lyrics: Price alone or Christ alone Original Lyrics: Christ the Lord
Roger Miller's, "Old Toy Trains" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, toy trains, little toy tracks Original Lyrics: Old toy trains, little toy tracks	Traditional's, "Deck The Halls" Misheard Lyrics: Fart away the old year passes. Original Lyrics: Fast away the old year passes.
Traditional's, "Jolly Old St. Nicholas" Misheard Lyrics: Christmas isn't coming soon Original Lyrics: Christmas Eve is coming soon
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