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1970s
Aerosmith's, "Back in the Saddle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four bits gets her tongue in your ass, I scream for more
Original Lyrics:
Four bits gets you time in the racks, I scream for more
Bad Company's, "Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
here come the jet sets; want to be
Original Lyrics:
Here come the jesters, 1,2,3.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Jesus Christ, nigger!
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
Bruce Springsteen 's, "Meeting across the river"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eddie the sky is the real thing
So if you wanna come over, just promise you won’t say anything.
Original Lyrics:
Eddie this guy is the real thing
So if you wanna come over, just promise you won’t say anything.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s got electric boobs and a mohair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
Genesis', "Burning Rope"
Misheard Lyrics:
the man in the moon who seduced you then finally goosed you
Original Lyrics:
the man in the moon who seduced you then finally loosed you
Harry Nilsson's, "Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I can't forget this feeling
Original Lyrics:
No, I can't forget this evening
Jackson Browne's, "Running on Empty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going on MTV
Original Lyrics:
Running on empty
Mungo Jerry's, "In the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the summertime when the winter is hot
Original Lyrics:
In the summertime when the weather is hot
Orleans', "Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still the one that can stretch by inch
Original Lyrics:
You're still the one that can scratch my itch
Rickie Lee Jones', "Chuck E.'s in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppies in love
Original Lyrics:
Chuck E.'s in Love
Theme Songs', "Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Commolontonayvu, Threes company's too!
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendezvous Three's Company Too
 
1980s
Dire Straits', "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy ker-plunk
Original Lyrics:
The boy can play
John Mellencamp's, "Small Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talked to fetal Jesus in a small town
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town.
Kon Kan's, "I Beg Your Pardon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't wanna talk about it.
Original Lyrics:
And you know what I'm talkin' about.
Quarterflash's, "Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never couldn't go
Original Lyrics:
I never could let go
Sacred Warrior's, "Bound in Chains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Days go by, still you try, never unfaggy.
Original Lyrics:
Days go by, still you try, never understanding.
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
That’s delicious, that’s delicious,
But I think I’ll eat some corn this year
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
But I think I’ll miss this one this year
Twisted Sister's, "I Wanna Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icona Pop
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock
Twisted Sister's, "We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not gonna paint it
Original Lyrics:
We're not gonna take it
 
1990s
Bette Midler's, "From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the voice of heavy metal
Original Lyrics:
It's the voice of every man
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to keep my cheating stride today.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
Depeche Mode's, "Walking In My Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll stumble in my footsteps Kick the same people that I kicked.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the same appointments I kept.
Green Day's, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you had the time of your night
Original Lyrics:
I hope you had the time of your life
Green Day's, "Longview"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired and bored I'm nowhere now
Original Lyrics:
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
The Brian Setzer Orchestra's, "Jump, Jive An' Wail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk driving in your van
Original Lyrics:
You gotta jump, jive and then you wail
The Brian Setzer Orchestra's, "Jump, Jive An' Wail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk driving minivan
Original Lyrics:
You gotta jump, jive and then you wail
Theme Songs', "SpongeBob SquarePants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under disease?
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Theme Songs', "Wimzie's House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is she stealing her bed?
Original Lyrics:
Is she still in her bed?
 
2000s
Coldplay's, "Speed of Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chippenham china all laid up
Original Lyrics:
Japan and China all lit up.
Crossfade's, "Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never meant to be so gold
Original Lyrics:
Never meant to be so cold
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother must've walked into my legs and to my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tongue
Theme Songs', "Caillou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Growing up is not so tough
Said that I've had enough
Original Lyrics:
Growing up is not so tough
'cept when I've had enough
U2's, "Walk On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macaw
Original Lyrics:
Walk On
 
2010s
Blonde's, "I Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I loved you more, you had your hand on my knee.
Original Lyrics:
I loved you more when you had no money.
Commercial's, "BulbHead"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-b-bonehead
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-b-BulbHead
Commercial's, "Pull-Ups"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went from drinking from baby bottles to sitting cops
Original Lyrics:
Went from drinking from baby bottles to sippy cups
Fun.'s, "We Are Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we'll set the world on fire,
With a briar.
Original Lyrics:
So let's set the world on fire,
We can burn brighter.
MK, Jonas Blue & Becky Hill's, "Back & Forth"
Misheard Lyrics:
All, all we, all All, all, always having salad All, all we, all All, all, always having salad
Original Lyrics:
All, all we, all All, all, always never tell her All, all we, all All, all, always never tell her
Simple Plan's, "Kiss Me Like Nobody's Watching"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got your name in permanent ink
'Cos baby this sh!t ain't never gonna stink
Original Lyrics:
I got your name in permanent ink
'Cause baby this ship ain't never gonna sink
 
xmas
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in my sleep
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The 12 Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a transporter for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I want a Transformer for Christmas
Carpenters', "Merry Christmas Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blogs on the fire
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
Cast of Mame's, "We Need a Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carroll, Carroll Spinney
Original Lyrics:
Carols at the spinet
Debbie Gibson's, "Sleigh Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say right, say right
Original Lyrics:
sleigh ride, sleigh ride
Jimmy Durante's, "Frosty the Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clunkety-clunk-clunk
Original Lyrics:
Thumpety-thump-thump
Mariah Carey's, "All I Want For Christmas Is You "
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a Yacht for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lot this Christmas
Mitch Miller's, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She didn't see anything
Down the stairs to have a peek
Original Lyrics:
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
The Four Seasons', "The Carol of the Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Park howl the bells
Original Lyrics:
Hark how the bells
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers', "Christmas All Over Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas is a rockin' town
Original Lyrics:
Christmas is a rockin' time

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