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1960s
Arlo Guthrie's, "Alice's Restaurant"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get anything you want
At LAX Restaurant
Original Lyrics:
You can get anything you want
At Alice's Restaurant
Arlo Guthrie's, "Alice's Restaurant"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get anything you want
The Palisades Restaurant
Original Lyrics:
You can get anything you want
At Alice's Restaurant
The Animals', "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watched his hairpiece turning gray
Original Lyrics:
Wached his hair been turning gray
The Archies', "Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my campy girl
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
 
1970s
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a wok
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock
Paul McCartney's, "Live and Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Given a dime
Original Lyrics:
live and let die
The Miracles', "Love Machine - Pt. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother has electric boobs
Original Lyrics:
My motor cranked electricutes
Three Dog Night's, "Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry Springer was a bullfrog
Original Lyrics:
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
 
1980s
Bananarama's, "Love in the First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a duck can be
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beda World
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world.
J. Geils Band's, "Freeze-Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheesecake
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-Frame
Martika's, "Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down. Like Toyota
Original Lyrics:
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down. Like toy soldiers
Starship's, "We Built This City"
Misheard Lyrics:
A coney place to pom-pom,
Listen to the radio
Original Lyrics:
Marconi plays the mambo Listen to the radio
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all night
Original Lyrics:
It's alright
 
1990s
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, do you like violins?
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, do you like violence?
Rusted Root's, "Send Me on My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
A-Diddy-Sing-A-Diddy-Gum
Original Lyrics:
Nobody Safe, Nobody Run.
Rusted Root's, "Send Me on My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naughty Safe, naughty tell you to run
Original Lyrics:
I may see you, I may tell you to run
Snot's, "Deadfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
"Someone's tryin' to kill me, man!" "Who would try to kill you, Eddie?" "The f***in' eggars!" or "The f***in' N***ers!"
Original Lyrics:
"The f***in' hangars!"
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are aliens
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are Indians
The Wallflowers', "6th Avenue Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's shrunken me
Original Lyrics:
Is drawn on me
The Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
With one deadline
Original Lyrics:
With one headlight
The Wallflowers', "The Difference"
Misheard Lyrics:
She tried Kipper
Original Lyrics:
She tried to kiss her
Vanilla Ice's, "Ice Ice Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dice dice game
Original Lyrics:
ice ice baby
 
2000s
Shania Twain's, "Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only throw up, up
Original Lyrics:
I only go up, up
 
2010s
Bruno Mars', "That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Props to tell for dinner
Original Lyrics:
Lobster tail for dinner
Fences featuring Macklemore and Ryan Lewis', "Arrows"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Roseland, we're falling
Original Lyrics:
Arrows land, we're falling
Mariah Carey's, "The Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Filet us filet us
La di da
or
For laughs, for laughs
La di da
Original Lyrics:
For life, for life
La di da
 
country
Faith Hill's, "Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your dream
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
Jo Dee Messina's, "Unmistakable"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been 23 years
Original Lyrics:
It's been 23 weeks
 
misc
Alfred Lord Tennyson (performed by Porky Pig)'s, ""The Charge of the Light Brigade""
Misheard Lyrics:
Happily happily dharma
Original Lyrics:
Half a league half a league / Half a league onward
 
xmas
'N Sync's, "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nelly Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas
Celine Dion's, "Don't Save It All for Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
How many people are craving for love?
Original Lyrics:
How many people are praying for love?
Celine Dion's, "Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goalie's Navidad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
David Bowie & Bing Crosby's, "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pray my witch will come true
Original Lyrics:
I pray my wish will come true
Eartha Kitt's, "Santa Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of all the calls I missed
Original Lyrics:
Think of all the fun I missed
Faith Hill's, "Where are You, Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the laptop?
Original Lyrics:
Where is the laughter?
Hall and Oates', "Jingle Bell Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Bell, Tinker Bell, Tinker Bell rocks
Original Lyrics:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock
John Lennon and Yoko Ono's, "Happy Xmas (War is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's hope for some football
Original Lyrics:
Let's hope it's a good one
Jon Bon Jovi's, "Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please come home for kisses
Original Lyrics:
Please come home for Christmas
Josh Groban's, "O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
O hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
O holy night
Kelly Clarkson's, "Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling and a capital C
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
Lou Rawls', "The Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's it to give our king
Original Lyrics:
That's fit to give our king
Mariah Carey's, "Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And blunders of his love
Original Lyrics:
And wonders of his love
Paul McCartney's, "Wonderful Christmastime"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're simply having a waterfall Christmas tower
Original Lyrics:
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Stevie Wonder's, "What Christmas Means to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of stormy nights
Original Lyrics:
Lots of snow and ice
Sting's, "Gabriel's Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
Sting's, "I Saw Three Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw three s***s concealing
Original Lyrics:
I saw three ships come sailing
Sting's, "Soul Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's okay
Original Lyrics:
A soul cake
Sting's, "The Coventry Carol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye-bye roulette, roulette
Original Lyrics:
Bye-bye lully, lullay
U2's, "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The church bells and tower
Original Lyrics:
The church bells in town

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