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1960s
The Spencer Davis Group's, "Gimme Some Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I feel so good, everything is 'sluppahonnis'
Original Lyrics:
Well, I feel so good, everything's getting high
 
1970s
Derek and the Dominos', "Bell Bottom Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to see me cry a faucet for you?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor for you?
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Wear your bra, you sexy thing
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from, you sexy thing?
James Taylor's, "Fire And Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I'd see you, thought I'd see you, far and away, now.
Original Lyrics:
Thought I'd see you, thought I'd see you, fire and rain, now.
Jim Ellis', "WKRP in Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Miller!
Original Lyrics:
Bismilliah!
Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Claptons
Original Lyrics:
We are the champions
Rod Stewart's, "First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cut is a defense
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sicilian
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sicilian
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia
 
1980s
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream of the world
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Cast of La Cage Aux Folles', "I Am What I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want TV
Original Lyrics:
I don't want pity
Cast of Tell Me On a Sunday's, "Take That Look Off Your Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take that book off your face
Original Lyrics:
Take that look off your face
Debbie Gibson's, "Shake Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check it out
Original Lyrics:
shake your love
Devo's, "Whip It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight to the faggot
Original Lyrics:
Try to detect it
Eurythmics', "Would I Lie to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fool around with you
Original Lyrics:
Would I lie to you?
Hall and Oates', "You Mane My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twist and shout my way out
And wrap yourself a brownie
Original Lyrics:
Twist and shout my way out
And wrap yourself around me
Queen's, "Radio Gaga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Yak's in Hell
Original Lyrics:
Your yakking- it helps!
Toni Basil's, "Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take me by the boobs
Original Lyrics:
You take me by the hoo
 
1990s
Duncan Sheik's, "Barely Breathing"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I am barely dreaming
or
'Cause I am barely sleeping
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I am barely breathing
George Michael's, "Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants Havana like that
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants some lover like that
Janet Jackson's, "And On and On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the top hat
Original Lyrics:
I got the top down
Janet Jackson's, "Any Time, Any Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
With forgiven thoughts
Original Lyrics:
With forbidden thoughts
Janet Jackson's, "Because of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're better
Original Lyrics:
I know you better
Janet Jackson's, "Black Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackened eye, Mich
Original Lyrics:
Black cat nine lives
Janet Jackson's, "That's the Way Love Goes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a mother to blame
Born by the fire
Milo is blind
Can't you see Miley Cyrus
Original Lyrics:
Like a moth to a flame
Burned by the fire
My love is blind
Can't you see my desire
No Mercy's, "Where Do You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come back and shave me
Original Lyrics:
Come back and save me
Switchfoot's, "Dare You to Move"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dare you to moo
Original Lyrics:
I dare you to move
The Fugues', "Ready or Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready or not here I come, you get high
Original Lyrics:
Ready or not here I come you can’t hide
U2's, "Ultraviolet (Light My Way)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was all messed up
And I had all pride in my head
Original Lyrics:
When I was all messed up
And I heard opera in my head.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jurassic Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were growing DNA
Original Lyrics:
They were cloning DNA
 
2000s
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take my birth away
Original Lyrics:
You can take my breath away
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing vows before we chain smoke greed
Original Lyrics:
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings
Gwen Stefani's, "Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a ghoul
Original Lyrics:
I know we're cool
Lady Gaga's, "Money Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when you tell me to be sex
Original Lyrics:
Baby when you tear me to pieces
Madonna's, "Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Mr. D-Train
Original Lyrics:
Hey Mr. DJ
Outkast's, "So Fresh So Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dressed so fresh and clean
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm JUST so fresh and clean.
Rush's, "Fly By Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive-by nights
Original Lyrics:
Fly-by nights
Switchfoot's, "Meant to Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want more than this world's got to otter
Original Lyrics:
We want more than this world's got to offer
Tay Zonday's, "Chocolate Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Histamine quickly crashing through your vanes
Original Lyrics:
History quickly crashing through your veins
 
2010s
Hot Dad's, "The Simpsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
ritual love inside of a big town
Original Lyrics:
perpetual life inside of a fake town
Kero Kero Bonito's, "Sick Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
dim radar
Original Lyrics:
Tomb Raider
Nanahira's, "Bikkuri Sasetara Okoru yo"
Misheard Lyrics:
obake no pantsu wa burifu da (the monster's undies are briefs)
Original Lyrics:
obake ni punch body blow (punching a monster, body-blow)
The National's, "Lemonworld"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living or dying in the open means nothing to me
But it will take about a war to kill a college man like me
Original Lyrics:
Living or dying in New York it means nothing to me
But it will take a better war to kill a college man like me
 
country
Gretchen Wilson's, "Here for the Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the potty
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party
 
misc
Commercial's, "Guthy-Renker"
Misheard Lyrics:
By rusted guppy ranker
Original Lyrics:
By trusted Guthy-Renker
 
xmas
Bing Crosby's, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not bow
Original Lyrics:
You better not pout
Elvis Presley's, "Blue Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your Christmas alive
Original Lyrics:
With your Christmas of white
Eurythmics', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle we can build a slow hand
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
Kay Starr's, "The Man with the Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is soon gonna tingle
Original Lyrics:
Is soon gonna jingle

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