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1960s
Bobby 'Boris' Pickett's, "Monster Mash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now everything's cool, that's part of the plan
Original Lyrics:
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
 
1970s
Bed Gees', "Tragedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I lie in a long stand only part of town
Original Lyrics:
Here I lie in a lost and lonely part of town
Boney M's, "Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Requiring a Rasta song
Original Lyrics:
Requiring of us a song.
Genesis', "Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
My old man and superman are held in kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
Mild mannered supermen are held in kryptonite
Genesis', "Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Carpet Crawlers, he better call us.
Original Lyrics:
The Carpet Crawlers heed their callers.
Gino Vannelli's, "I Just Wanna Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about those nights and laundry on
Original Lyrics:
When I think about those nights in Montreal
Led Zeppelin 's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me wander
Original Lyrics:
It makes me wonder
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Wake up like deuce
And then a rumor in the night
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me where the wind blows
Original Lyrics:
Anyway the wind blows
The Monks', "Drugs In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got juice in my rocket, I dunno what to do with it
Original Lyrics:
I got drugs in my pocket, I dunno what to do with them
Village People's, "In the Navy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating gravy
Original Lyrics:
In the Navy
Village People's, "In the Navy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pins and needles
Original Lyrics:
In the Navy
 
1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Heaven is a Place on Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll make Kevin to play sudden death
Original Lyrics:
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Blondie's, "The Tide is High"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the Cover Girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl
Boney M's, "The Alibama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we come to Alabama
Original Lyrics:
He comes The Alibama
Bryan Adams', "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer in Heaven
Original Lyrics:
We're in Heaven
Misheard Lyrics:
Drown me in the shallow water, before I get too deep.
Original Lyrics:
Shove me in the shallow water
Guns N' Roses', "Welcome to the Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yelp her for the jumble
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Jungle
Men At Work's, "Who Can It Be Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta pee now
Original Lyrics:
Who can it be now
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then everyone turned with ice cream being the one
So we dance, on the floor, hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
Rene and Angela 's, "I'll Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me up, baby
Original Lyrics:
Knock me out, baby
Rene and Angela 's, "I'll Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother says to you
Original Lyrics:
My promise is to you
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy kissed his ears
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Sade's, "Smooth Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
smooth aunt Loretta
Original Lyrics:
Smooth operator
Sneaker's, "More Than Just the Two of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we just have to be old enough, old enough
Original Lyrics:
And we just have to keep holding on, holding on
The Smiths', "How Soon is Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be wrong
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to belong
Tommy Tutone's, "8675309 (Jenny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheddar Cheddar, who can I turn to?
OR
Jenna Jenna, who can I turn to?
Original Lyrics:
Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?
‘Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, take it down south. This is scary...
Original Lyrics:
hush hush keep it down now voices carry
 
1990s
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna miss a friend
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to miss a thing
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, formal gathering, formal gathering, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic.
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
It's our town!
Cornershop's, "Brimful Of Asha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs a Bazooka kiddo
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
Kris Kross', "Warm It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
What Kris?
Original Lyrics:
Warm it up Kris
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smoking glass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Wilson Phillips', "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza goes to waste
Original Lyrics:
Things'll go your way
 
2000s
Eminem's, "Without Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It feels so intsy without me
Original Lyrics:
It feels so empty without me
Eminem's, "Without Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say he's back
Original Lyrics:
Shady's back
Franz Ferdinand's, "Do You Want To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta mix some dirty laundry
Original Lyrics:
Gotta make somebody love me
Katy Perry's, "Hot N Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
You change your mind like a girl, changes close
Original Lyrics:
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
Nelly Furtado's, "Say It Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don’t seem so happy at all to me
Original Lyrics:
you don't mean nothing at all to me.
The Cult's, "Libertine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her pussy tastes all so sweet
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the disease violence against the seed
Weezer's, "Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavenly hills
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
Will Smith's, "Switch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spinach
Original Lyrics:
Switch
 
2010s
Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna's, "This is What You Came for"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fight me!
Original Lyrics:
Lightning...
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with Bobby
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with your body
Idina Menzel's, "Queen of Swords"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm playing like the queen of storks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm slaying like the queen of swords.
Khalid's, "Young Dumb & Broke"
Misheard Lyrics:
[Gibberish]
Original Lyrics:
Young, dumb, young, young dumb and broke
Sia feat. Sean Paul's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need double pills to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
 
country
Tim McGraw's, "Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an i***t outlaw
Part parakeet and hotdog
My baby, she's a chicken frog
Original Lyrics:
I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby, she's a Chippewa
 
xmas
Anne Murray and Michael Buble's, "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say lend me your coat
Original Lyrics:
Say lend me your comb

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