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1950s
Patti Page's, "Cross Over the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your pickle pass behind you
Original Lyrics:
Leave your fickle past behind you
 
1960s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never-ending elephants all playing in the band.
Original Lyrics:
Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band.
Patsy Cline's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm praising for feeling so lonely
Original Lyrics:
I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
The Association's, "Windy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goose-stepping down the streets of the city...
Original Lyrics:
Who's tripping down the streets of the city?
The Beach Boys', "Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Kathy Rhonda
Original Lyrics:
Help-Help Me, Rhonda
The Beach Boys', "Shut Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cough it up
or
Talk it up
Original Lyrics:
Tach it up
 
1970s
Bill Withers', "Ain't No Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
Original Lyrics:
And I know, I know, I know
Olivia Newton-John's, "I Honestly Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I never fought I would
Original Lyrics:
That I never thought I would
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening, BEE!
Original Lyrics:
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me!
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, you didn't need to croaks
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax
Sister Sledge's, "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the people around us they say 'Can they be that close?'
Just let me staple the vicar
Original Lyrics:
All of the people around us they say 'Can they be that close?'
Just let me state for the record
The Stylistics', "You Make Me Feel Brand New"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel Grand Union
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel brand new
Third World's, "Now That We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to forget and forget
Original Lyrics:
You got to forgive and forget
 
1980s
A-ha's, "Take On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My upset is... ba da bee
Original Lyrics:
I'm odds and ends, but I'll be...
Animotion's, "Obsession"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the children there
Original Lyrics:
I see the beauty there
Billy Squier's, "Too Daze Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't waste my head just to save the day (loosin')
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't raise my head just to save the day (loosin')
Commercial's, "Partnership for a Drug-Free America"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your brain on trucks
Original Lyrics:
This is your brain on drugs
Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my heavy beam
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV
Irene Cara's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can catch the moon in my pants
Original Lyrics:
I can catch the moon in my hand
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause this is killer
Original Lyrics:
'Cause this is thriller
Michael McDonald's, "Yah Mo B There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma be there
Original Lyrics:
Yah mo B there
Misheard Lyrics:
I crushed you once
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once
Peta's, "Stand in the Gap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand in the gap
Coming boldly to His grown up place
Original Lyrics:
Stand in the gap
Coming boldly to His throne of grace
Rick Astley's, "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're we stranglers to love
Original Lyrics:
We're no strangers to love
Sheena Easton's, "Morning Train (9 to 5)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazingly full of pie
Original Lyrics:
Amazingly full of fight
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if this world is out of soda
Original Lyrics:
And if this world runs out of lovers
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got 49 sheepskin jackets
My ma said they cost a packet
Original Lyrics:
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
Tina Turner's, "The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than all the mess
Original Lyrics:
Better than all the rest
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd wrestle Reigns down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' but I'm here to stay
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Goo Goo Dolls', "Iris"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want the one to see me
Original Lyrics:
And I don't want the world to see me
Linkin Park's, "High Voltage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fourth dimension, comeback convention,
Write rhymes at ease while the tracks stand at attention.
Original Lyrics:
Fourth dimension, combat convention,
Write rhymes at ease while the tracks stand at attention.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are the best
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear.
Movie Scripts', "In the Bedroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you duet?
Original Lyrics:
Did you do it?
Nirvana's, "Plateau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs action when you got worms?
Original Lyrics:
Who needs action when you got words?
Reel 2 Real's, "I Like to Move It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the movies, movies
Original Lyrics:
I like to move it, move it
Republica's, "Ready to Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
So rare
Original Lyrics:
Saw red
Right Said Fred's, "I'm Too Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a mother
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model
TLC's, "Hat 2 Da Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeped my gear
Original Lyrics:
Peeped my gear
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
ahhhh savenya mama ginsi tsanima
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
 
2000s
Chad Kroeger's, "Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liquid love gave us.
Original Lyrics:
Look what love gave us.
Fischerspooner's, "Just Let Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep in this anemone, buried
Original Lyrics:
Deep in this anatomy, buried
TLC's, "Girl Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I told my homegirl that he was a faggot
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I told my homegirl that he was packin'
Misheard Lyrics:
undress me with your words
Original Lyrics:
address me with your words
 
2010s
Alice in Chains', "Rainier Fog"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd never know from f***ing that ho.
Original Lyrics:
You'd never know a long time ago.
Bruno Mars', "24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
24 is the magic in the AAAAIR
Original Lyrics:
24 karat magic in the air
Charli XCX's, "Boom Clap"
Misheard Lyrics:
No silver or no gold
Could dress me up so good
You're the bitter in the darkness of my world.
Original Lyrics:
No silver or no gold
Could dress me up so good
You're the glitter in the darkness of my world.
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Focus, circle
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh OH OH OH Oh I'm a shell for you
Original Lyrics:
Oh OH OH OH Oh been wishin' for you
Owl City's, "Fireflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
That planet Earth burns slowly
Original Lyrics:
That planet Earth turns slowly

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