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1960s
Beach Boys', "Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well since you put me down I've been arguin' in my head
Original Lyrics:
Well since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head
Monkees', "Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and big girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, the long hair and pig tails.
Neil Diamond's, "Kentucky Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The f***ing woman
Original Lyrics:
Kentucky Woman
Neil Diamond's, "You Got to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to leave
Original Lyrics:
You got to me
The Standells', "Dirty Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves
(Aw, but they're cool people.)
Well, I love that dirty water.
Original Lyrics:
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, fuggers, and thieves
(Aw, but they're cool people.)
Well, I love that dirty water.
The Who's, "I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have a choke attitude.
Original Lyrics:
Well here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too.
 
1970s
10cc's, "Rubber Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Load up with rubber bullies
Original Lyrics:
Load up with rubber bullets
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** this place
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
Argent's, "Hold Your Head Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on your boobies
Original Lyrics:
And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on you moving
Bob Welch's, "Sentimental Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa met a lady
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental lady
Eagles', "Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did she get tired, her pitching just got lazy
Original Lyrics:
Did she get tired or did she just get lazy
Hues Corporation's, "Rock the Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been sailing with a carnival of love and devotion.
Original Lyrics:
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion.
Temptations', "Ball of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vote for me and I'm such a freak
Original Lyrics:
Vote for me and I'll set you free
The Doors', "Love Her Madly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses sea
QB on the mark
Original Lyrics:
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem
To be on the mark
The Hollies', "The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to eat, no bugs to eat
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to eat, no books to read
The Ramones', "I Just Want to Have Something to Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating chicken in the loo
Original Lyrics:
Eating chicken vindaloo
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
No we didn't ignite it
But we tried to fight it
Original Lyrics:
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Los Lobos', "La Bamba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toy coffee pot, toy coffee pot
Original Lyrics:
Soy capitan, soy capitan
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat a fetus
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
keep on with the lone star state
Original Lyrics:
keep up with the force don't stop
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man, Shemar Moore!.
Original Lyrics:
The man, come on!
Modern English's, "I Melt with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll start to bawl and melt with you
Original Lyrics:
I'll start the world and melt with you
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be good to be in Marshalls?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes?
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Video Viet Cong Vet
or
Video Viet Cong Viet
Original Lyrics:
Little red Corvette
Talk Talk's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham I found myself in love with you
Original Lyrics:
Funny how I find myself in love with you
The Cars', "Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** it up
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up
The Rolling Stones', "Can't You Hear Me Knocking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you've got sackin' shoes
Year, you've got nasty foods
Y'all got, cocaine eyes
Year, you've got sleeping giants
Kick em' in the noggin, on the window
Get it on the noggin, we all know
Get it on the noggin, on the dirty street, yeah...
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed-freak jive
Can't you hear me knockin' on your window
Can't you hear me knockin' on your door
Can't you hear me knockin' down your dirty street, yeah
Toni Basil's, "Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Miffy
Original Lyrics:
Hey Mickey
Toni Basil's, "Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so friendly
Original Lyrics:
You're so pretty
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down on you like a dinosaur.
Original Lyrics:
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar over Pandador
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zombie I see
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly I see
Mariah Carey's, "Crybaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour another glass or two and try to f*** it
You
Original Lyrics:
Pour another glass or two and try to forget you
Michael Jackson's, "Keep the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you call out loud with your kid inside
Original Lyrics:
If you call out loud, will it get inside
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary Berry
Original Lyrics:
Married, buried
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ever waste your time
Original Lyrics:
Under the bridge downtown
Sepultura's, "Refuse Resist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chaos AD, I mean it's sick
Original Lyrics:
Chaos AD, army in siege
Sepultura's, "Refuse/Resist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chaos A.D.
This lager unleashed
Starting to burp
Starting to retch
Challenge the strength
Stand on your feet
Is this beer
Your worst enemy
Original Lyrics:
Chaos A.D.
Disorder unleashed
Starting to burn
Starting to lynch
Silence means death
Stand on your feet
Inner fear
Your worst enemy
Shanice's, "I Love Your Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hustling you know and so I'm in pain
I'm gonna put that new black mini on my charge anyway
Original Lyrics:
My boss is lame you know and so is the pay
I'm gonna put that new black mini on my charge anyway
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhh sedenya shish kabobs and tea
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
 
2000s
Annie Lennox's, "Into the West"
Misheard Lyrics:
What can you see?
On the horizon?
Why do the white girls call?
Original Lyrics:
What can you see?
On the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Busta Rhymes', "I Know What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I promise I ain't gonna hold out, n***er
Original Lyrics:
I promise I ain't gonna hold out either
Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what now, it's way to see we're over.
Original Lyrics:
So what now, it's plain to see we're over
Finger Eleven's, "Paralyzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I’m not into guys
But I seem to be f***ing dudes.
Your face on MySpace.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not paralyzed
But I seem to be struck by you.
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tango’s back, so sorry.
Tango’s back, so sorry.
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by, so slowly.
Time goes by, so slowly.
Madonna's, "Time Goes By So Slowly "
Misheard Lyrics:
Tango’s back, so sorry.
Tango’s back, so sorry.
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by, so slowly.
Time goes by, so slowly.
Tool's, "Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics:
This precious woman
Who is choosing to be here right now
Hold on, stay inside...
This whore
Original Lyrics:
This precious moment
We are choosing to be here right now
Hold on, stay inside...
This holy reality
 
2010s
Bazzi's, "Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, I lose my cell phone in those eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, I lose myself up in those eyes.
Mariah Carey's, "You Don't Know What to Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm-a such a freak
Original Lyrics:
Imma set you free
 
country
Florida Georgia Line's, "Dance for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars in my car Jurassic Park
Original Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars
In my car, in the dark
We can park

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