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1960s
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Go By
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
 
1970s
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young's, "Love The One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love the one you is.
Original Lyrics:
Love the one you're with.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Can't Get it Out of My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my whole world has gone for dead
Original Lyrics:
Now my old world has gone for dead
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terrified of parking lots so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooo I wanna screw your mouth
Original Lyrics:
Move the way you're doin' now
Seals and Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dull wind you're the jazzman in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind.
Stealer's Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown's hysterectomy
Jokers to the right
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
The Emotions', "Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me feel so openly gay
Original Lyrics:
That you give so openly yeah
The Main Ingredient's, "Everybody Plays the Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause your mine, with emotion.
Original Lyrics:
You can cloud your mind with emotion
 
1980s
Alphaville's, "Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so hard to get old without a corpse
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard to get old without a cause
Billy Idol's, "Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money money
or
Monet Monet
Original Lyrics:
Mony Mony
Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy quit, Joey got married
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit, Jody got married
Men Without Hats', "Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at Japan.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands.
Metallica's, "Master of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finish me!
Original Lyrics:
Fix me!
Michael Damian's, "Saved by the Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I head to jail
Original Lyrics:
Before I hesitate
Michael Damian's, "Saved by the Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my teacher pops a tent
Original Lyrics:
If the teacher pops a test
Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Insane coho
Original Lyrics:
This thing called love
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes 2 to make a dingo ride
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right.
St Winifred's School Choir's, "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before it's bedtime, on her knee
To us some butchery
Original Lyrics:
Before it's bedtime, on her knee
To us a book she'll read
Surface's, "Shower Me With Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday I through sometimes come true
Original Lyrics:
Fairy tales they do sometimes come true
Surface's, "Shower Me With Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shower me with your love that I look for
Original Lyrics:
Shower me with the love that I long for
Swing Out Sister's, "Break Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow looks and shows
Don't let your destination change
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow looks unsure
Don't leave your destiny to chance
Swing Out Sister's, "Break Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're fighting with less confidence
Don't let expectations go
Original Lyrics:
You're fighting with lost confidence
All expectations gone
Tanita Tikaram's, "Twist In My Sobriety"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look, my eyes are just hollowed rounds.
Original Lyrics:
Look, my eyes are just holograms.
Young MC's, "Know How"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I got no hat
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I got know how
 
1990s
CeCe Peniston's, "Finally"
Misheard Lyrics:
My view lens can't describe it.
Original Lyrics:
My feelings can't describe it.
Mansun's, "Dark Mavis"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the path of righteous man
There is rubber where I stand
I'll be the one
You can kiss his thighs until the end of the month
Original Lyrics:
In the path of righteous man
There is rubble where I stand
I'll be the one
You can kiss his vase until the end of the month
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch's, "Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s such a sweet Dixie shine
Original Lyrics:
It's such a sweet sensation.
Massive Attack's, "Teardrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go chasing stains
Original Lyrics:
Love, love is a verb
Rage Against The Machine's, "Killing in the Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some of those that brought forces
Were the same that brought crosses.
Original Lyrics:
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Otherside"
Misheard Lyrics:
How low, how low will I slide?
Original Lyrics:
How long, how long will I slide?
Shania Twain's, "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boots pet, have your boots petted under.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some lunch
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go for the Molson
Original Lyrics:
Go for the moon.
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharing medicine that she just can't touch
Original Lyrics:
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
The Breeders', "Cannonball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget this reggae song
Original Lyrics:
The bong in this reggae song
 
2000s
Artful Dodger Featuring Craig David's, "Re-Rewind (The Crowd Say Bo Selecta)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Re-rewind,when I cross these balla, Saleta!
Original Lyrics:
Re-rewind, when the crowd say bo selecta.
Artful Dodger Featuring Craig David's, "Re-Rewind (The Crowd Say Bo Selecta)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Re-rewind,when I cross these balls/bolts, Saleta!
Original Lyrics:
Re-rewind, when the crowd say bo selecta.
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We’re Going Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we’re going down down in a river of blood, but sugar we’re going down swinging
Original Lyrics:
We’re going down down in an earlier round, and sugar we’re going down swinging
Justin Timberlake's, "Like I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love you like I love you
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody love you like I love you
Justin Timberlake's, "Senorita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guys: It feels like somethin's heatin' up, can I leave wit you?
Ladies: I don't know what I'm thinkin' 'bout when I'm leavin' wit you
Original Lyrics:
Guys: It feels like somethin's heatin' up, can I leave wit you?
Ladies: I don't know, but I'm thinkin' 'bout really leavin' wit you
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m insane one the side of a mountain top
Original Lyrics:
Mama se mama sa, mama cu sa.
 
2010s
Alice In Chains', "Acid Bubble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incel obsolescence.
Original Lyrics:
Intend obsolescence.
Bebe Rexha's, "I'm a Mess"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's been so messed up in lady.
Original Lyrics:
Everything's been so messed up here lately.
Justin Timberlake's, "Strawberry Bubblegum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little girl won't you be my strawberry bubblegum
Then I'd be your blueberry potty pie
Original Lyrics:
Little girl won't you be my strawberry bubblegum
Then I'd be your blueberry lollipop
Nicki Minaj's, "Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not Cardi B, I'm the beat
Original Lyrics:
I got Carter III on repeat
Misheard Lyrics:
Thousand Roblox, one shot
Original Lyrics:
Thousand road blocks, one shot
Roosevelt's, "Colours"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you left, you took your carrots with you
Original Lyrics:
When you left, you took your colours with you
Unknown Mortal Orchestra's, "American Guilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, dope.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, no.
 
misc
Cast of the Wizard of Oz's, "The Wizard of Oz"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're off to see the lizard
Original Lyrics:
We're off to see the Wizard

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