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1960s
The Beatles', "Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
They took some buds from a tree
Dressed it up to make all the tea
Original Lyrics:
They took some honey from a tree
Dressed it up and they called it me
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the doctors
Original Lyrics:
Take me through the darkness
Dionne Warwick's, "I'll Never Love This Way Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'll never love, it's late again
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this way again
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's, "You're The One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got juiced, my motor's flying
Original Lyrics:
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
Olivia Newton-John's, "A Little More Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will a little more love make you constipated.
Original Lyrics:
Will a little more love make you start depending
The Who's, "My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee and my generation
Original Lyrics:
Talking about my generation
The Who's, "Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing donkeys around and reaching for my chair
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
 
1980s
Climax Blues Band's, "I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you're much too young to eat egg foo yung, let's walk for awhile
Original Lyrics:
You said you're much too young, your life ain't begun, let's walk for awhile
Debbie Gibson's, "Foolish Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could never love again, not that we're apart.
Original Lyrics:
I could never love again, now that we're apart.
Glass Tiger's, "I Will Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be dead
Original Lyrics:
I will be there
Glass Tiger's, "I'm Still Searching"
Misheard Lyrics:
I steal subjects
Original Lyrics:
I'm still searching
Martika's, "I Feel the Earth Move"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the sky thundering down
Original Lyrics:
I feel the sky tumbling down
Martika's, "More Than You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you got me here in time
Original Lyrics:
You know you got me hypnotized
Men Without Hats', "Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can dress real neat from our hearts to our feet
Original Lyrics:
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
Men Without Hats', "Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we have music
Never gonna lose it.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we abuse it
Never gonna lose it
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You talk of sheep, you naughty man.
Original Lyrics:
Your talk is cheap, you're not a man.
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly the wizard emotion
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, the winds are in motion.
Sade's, "Maureen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell that fat guys gaining weight
Original Lyrics:
'Til you're back I'll stay awake.
Split Enz's, "Message to My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is where God had a bath.
Original Lyrics:
Visions swept under the mat.
The Human League's, "Don't You Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you love me baby?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want me baby?
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat the ones that you've seen
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen
 
1990s
Boa's, "Little Miss"
Misheard Lyrics:
the little misfit
Original Lyrics:
And little Miss Miss
Boa's, "Little Miss"
Misheard Lyrics:
you're gonna bacon
Original Lyrics:
you're gonna break it
Dream Theater's, "Beyond This Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Headline: “Murder, Young Girl Killed.
Desperate shooting at Echo’s Hill.
Dreadful ending, killer died.
Ever deadly suicide.”
Original Lyrics:
Headline: “Murder, Young Girl Killed.
Desperate shooting at Echo’s Hill.
Dreadful ending, killer died.
Evidently suicide.”
Korn's, "Freak On A Leash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Archie Bunker would agree
Original Lyrics:
A cheap f*** for me to lay
Radiohead's, "Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call the police, arrest this man
Who talks in mouths
It puzzles like in French
Just like on day tube radio
Original Lyrics:
Karma Police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio
Radiohead's, "Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a daydream, radio
Original Lyrics:
He's like a detuned radio.
Scooter's, "How Much Is the Fish?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transporting the Jews
Original Lyrics:
Transforming the tunes!
 
2000s
Bemani's, "True Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making plans to make him strong
Make him pants to last the whole night long
Original Lyrics:
Make him handsome, make him strong
Make him kind to last the whole night long
Leona Lewis', "Bleeding Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call me a banana! Keep eating.
Original Lyrics:
You cut me open and I keep bleeding
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your premonition plan yet
Original Lyrics:
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it (played backwards)
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your premonition plan yet
Original Lyrics:
('Put my thing down, flip it and reverse it' played backwards)
Nadia Gifford's, "Just Shout It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
your finger existence
Original Lyrics:
your being, your existence
Panic! At the Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the garden door
Original Lyrics:
Closing the Goddamn door
Rihanna's, "Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't Doctor Seuss it.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music.
The Rembrants', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's deal a lay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's DOA
Three Days Grace's, "Animal I Have Become"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one would ever change the set of a riot become
Original Lyrics:
No one would ever change this animal I have become
Venetian Loafer's, "Oatmeal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oatmeal
My Barbie dolls
Are full of oatmeal
Original Lyrics:
Oatmeal
My toilet bowls
Are full of oatmeal
‘N Sync's, "It’s Gonna Be Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s gonna be nay
or
It’s gonna be neigh
Original Lyrics:
It’s gonna be me
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wayfair, what's that in your heiney?
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goddamn,
Drinking from the faucet like an old man
Original Lyrics:
Goddamn
See you licking frosting from your own hands
Jessie J's, "Domino"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy dancing in the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Portugal the Man's, "Feel It Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I've had your filth, but feel it still.
Original Lyrics:
Might've had your fill, but you feel it still.
Post Malone's, "Otherside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save my breath, but I lost faith a long time ago
Original Lyrics:
Say my prayers, but I lost faith a long time ago
Post Malone's, "Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be going psycho, my mama feel like Michael
Original Lyrics:
My AP going psycho, li'l mama bad like Michael
Studio Killers', "When We Were Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just spawned out the seeds
Original Lyrics:
I just warmed up the seat
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm boring
So I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm boring
So I’m taking my time on my ride
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm falling
So I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling
So I'm talking my time on my ride
 
christian
Twila Paris', "Could You Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you believe if I carried my own cross,
If I saw that the children were fat?
Original Lyrics:
Could you believe if I carried my own cross,
If I saw that the children were fed?
 
country
Steve Wariner's, "Your Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a memory, you're a memory
It's something I'm not over yet
You're a memory, you're a memory
You're a memory, don't know the word forget.
Original Lyrics:
Your memory, your memory
Is something I'm not over yet
Your memory, your memory
Your memory don't know the word forget.
Terri Clark's, "A Little Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a rub with a little vasoline
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline

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