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1960s
The Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ellen O'Rigby
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
The Doors', "Roadhouse Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I woke up this morning and I got myself no fear.
Original Lyrics:
Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.
The Seekers', "The Carnival Is Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
For dear olden pal o'mine
Original Lyrics:
For Pierrot and Columbine
 
1970s
ABBA's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
So when you're leaving
Original Lyrics:
So when you need me
David Bowie's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I object you burst
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder that I reject you first?
Eagles', "Take It To The Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the lemon
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs in the chasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Brothers Johnson's, "Strawberry Letter 23"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainbows are wonderful
Original Lyrics:
Rainbows and waterfalls
The Brothers Johnson's, "Strawberry Letter 23"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainbows are wonderful
Original Lyrics:
Rainbows and waterfalls
The Rolling Stones', "Brown Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown sugar
Just like a yogurt should
Original Lyrics:
Brown sugar
Just like a young girl should.
 
1980s
10,000 Maniacs', "Like the Weather"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cold grey
or
It's called grey
Original Lyrics:
It's coal grey
AC/DC's, "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revolution!
Original Lyrics:
we salute you!
Commercial's, "Shasta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icona Pop
Original Lyrics:
I wanna pop
Kenny Loggins', "Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up your Sunday shoes
Original Lyrics:
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna sing on the sound of Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Mama se, mama sa, ma, ma cu sa.
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cock sarcasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Tears for Fears', "Mad World"
Misheard Lyrics:
LabCorp
Original Lyrics:
Mad World
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Original Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
The Clash's, "Rock The Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheriff
Original Lyrics:
Sharif
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock the ashbar,
Rock the ashbar.
Original Lyrics:
Rocking the casbah,
Rock the casbah.
They Might Be Giants', "Youth Culture Killed My Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The power of the Establishment killed my dog.
Original Lyrics:
I don't understand what you did to my dog.
 
1990s
Barney's, "Barney the Dinosaur (Barney Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney shows us lots of things; I come to play pretend
Original Lyrics:
Barney shows us lots of things, like how to play pretend
Bjork's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you, but I haven't left you yet
Original Lyrics:
I miss you, but I haven't met you yet
Chris Isaak's, "Wicked Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is only gonna break your heart
Original Lyrics:
This girl is only gonna break your heart
Commercial's, "Cocoa Krispies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With that Greek taste from the chocolate sea
Everybody loves my Cocoa Krispies
Original Lyrics:
With every taste so chocolaty
Everybody wants my Cocoa Krispies
Fuel's, "Shimmer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desolate and cold.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'll let it go...
Fuel's, "Shimmer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She drinks a champagne drink, strawberry Sprite...
Original Lyrics:
She dreams a champagne dream, strawberry surprise...
Hootie and the Blowfish's, "Only Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me awful
Original Lyrics:
You can call me a fool
Mariah Carey's, "The Roof"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a rainy air
The wind was laughing at me
In that misty autumn warm November night
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't raining yet
But it was definitely
A little misty on that warm November night
Snot's, "Deadfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise f***in' God!
Original Lyrics:
"Hi-f***in'-ya!"
Snot's, "I Jus' Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just lie in the dirt of this f***in' eggshell world...
Original Lyrics:
I jus' lie, and I'm tired of this f***in' eggshell walk.
Snot's, "Mr. Brett"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Brett, we won't play that game.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Brett, we won't pay that fee.
Snot's, "My Balls"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go on and you're bi***in' those n*ts!
Original Lyrics:
We go on and your b****, she goes nuts!
Snot's, "Snooze Button"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's raining on your baritas
or
Now it's raining on your burritos
Original Lyrics:
Now it's raining on your parade as.....
Snot's, "Snooze Button"
Misheard Lyrics:
Synapses are attacked, Jamaican gladiators are the only thing you're given back.
Original Lyrics:
Synapses are attacked, American Gladiators are the only thing you're given back.
Snot's, "Snot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to have a phat sound !(from S.D.)
Original Lyrics:
Got to have a phat sound! (from S.B.)
Snot's, "The Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riddle Box!
Original Lyrics:
In the box!
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day we see your up and even you're here.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day or week, or month, or even your year.
They Might Be Giants', "SenSurround"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was only a tiger
Original Lyrics:
When I was only a zygote
 
2000s
Britney Spears', "Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m like a baffoon
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a performer
Commercial's, "Pillow Pets"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a killer
It's a pet
It's a killer pet
Original Lyrics:
It's a pillow
It's a pet
It's a Pillow Pet
The Kooks', "Ooh La"
Misheard Lyrics:
And ooh la, we'll just cheer her on, and spot her out
Original Lyrics:
And ooh la, the world just chewed her up, and spat her out
 
2010s
Alice Merton's, "No Roots"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got no hooves
Original Lyrics:
I've got no roots
Calvin Harris', "Feels (feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper (hey hi), sucker for your knob, er
Original Lyrics:
I'm your window shopper (hey hi), sucker for your love, oh (yes)
Gavin James', "Hearts on Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
High school fire
Original Lyrics:
Hearts on fire
Katy Perry's, "The One That Got Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
We keep all our promises, the a** against the world.
Original Lyrics:
We keep all our promises, be us against the world.
Portugal the Man's, "Feel It Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't follow me
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother me
Portugal the Man's, "Feel It Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh woo, I'm a rebel in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks now
Sia's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babi hi oh
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't
Sia's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the dumbsta'
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor

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