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1960s
Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supposed to defy my imagination
Original Lyrics:
Supposed to fire my imagination
 
1970s
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
F*ckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Bob Seger's, "Katmandu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat Man Do
Original Lyrics:
Katmandu
Eric Carmen's, "Change of Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're surfin' our love was forever
Original Lyrics:
When we said that our love was forever
Eric Carmen's, "Sunrise"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the movie stars have gone
Original Lyrics:
All the moon and stars have gone
James Taylor's, "You've Got a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got depressed
Original Lyrics:
You've got a friend
Joni Mitchell's, "Big Yellow Taxi"
Misheard Lyrics:
They razed paradise and put up a parking lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
Labelle's, "Lady Marmalade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme Lady Marmalade
Original Lyrics:
Creole Lady Marmalade
Magazine's, "Shot By Both Sides"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wimoweh into the heart of a clown
Wimoweh into the heart of a clown
All the s*** they play what was allowed
I didn't lose myself in the clown, uh
Original Lyrics:
I wormed my way into the heart of the crowd
I wormed my way into the heart of the crowd
I was shocked to find what was allowed
I didn't lose myself in the crowd
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain’t no Coupe De Ville driving at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
 
1980s
Animotion's, "Obsession"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an objection, I cannot see
I am your projector, I'm open at your fee
There's no ballet, movie quality
Be safe, I will not accept defeat
Original Lyrics:
You are an obsession, I cannot sleep
I am your possession, unopened at your feet
There's no balance, no equality
Be still, I will not accept defeat
Bronski Beat's, "Hit That Perfect Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys in the bathroom, their house destroyed
Original Lyrics:
Boys in the back room, their hearts destroy
Bronski Beat's, "Hit That Perfect Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pig boy, pig boy
Eat that f**king pig, boy
Original Lyrics:
Beat boy, beat boy
Hit that perfect beat, boy
Debbie Gibson's, "Foolish Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could never love a pet
Original Lyrics:
I could never love again
Don Henley's, "The End Of The Innocence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's same small town in each of us
Original Lyrics:
That same small town in each of us
Eric Carmen's, "I Wanna Hear it From Your Lips"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's for my friends
Original Lyrics:
I hear it from my friends
Frank Zappa's, "No, Not Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
green peace your a**holes-hum hum-Greenpeace your assholes
Original Lyrics:
greenbeans to Utah-yum yum-greenbeans to utah
John Mellencamp's, "Pink Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he looks at her and says, "Hey darlin', I can remember when you could starve a block."
Original Lyrics:
And he looks at her and says,"Hey darlin', I can remember when you could stop a clock."
John Mellencamp's, "Pink Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could starve a clock
or
I remember when you could starve a cloak
Original Lyrics:
I remember when you could stop a clock
John Waite's, "Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't listening at all
Original Lyrics:
I ain't missing you at all
Kentucky Headhunters', "Dumas Walker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go down to Luke Skywalker's
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to Dumas Walker
MC Miker G & DJ Sven's, "Holiday Rap"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are going on a summer holiday
If you want to go, you'll swim
We're going to London in New York City
And perhaps a little bit of Amsterdam
Original Lyrics:
We are going on a summer holiday
If you want to go, yo, Sven
We're going to London and New York City
And we take a little piece of Amsterdam
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't take my honor way
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my heart away
Paula Abdul's, "Forever Your Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm for loving you, girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm forever your girl
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Green Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Along with goin' fishin' and it's pilin' in the kitchen.
Isn't it bitchin' seeing green men doin' dishes?
Original Lyrics:
Along with goin' fishin' and apple pies in the kitchen.
Isn't it bitchin' seein' dead men in the ditches?
The Fixx's, "Saved by Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
8-5-0
Original Lyrics:
Saved by Zero
Theme Songs', "Saved by the Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I donated my homework last night
Original Lyrics:
And the dog ate all my homework last night
Thompson Twins', "Sugar Daddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't have it
Original Lyrics:
Sugar Daddy
UB40's, "Food for Thought"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the Ayatollah
Original Lyrics:
Ivory Madonna
 
1990s
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joke's on me, champ.
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet ya.
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's the one I love the most, and Stipe's not far behind
Original Lyrics:
She says Dar's the one I love the most
And Stipe's not far behind.
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about you every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I think about it every night and day
The Goodmen's, "Give It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on, get it on, get it on, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, give it up, give it up, yeah
Theme Songs', "Saved by the Bell: The College Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my time for Cream of Wheat
Original Lyrics:
It's my time to break away
Theme Songs', "The Adventures of Dudley the Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you walk into traffic?
Original Lyrics:
Can you walk like a dragon?
 
2000s
Baha Men's, "Scooby D"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me stupid snacks and I'll be wrapping all night
Original Lyrics:
Give me Scooby Snacks and I'll be rapping all night
Baha Men's, "Scooby D"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me stupid snacks and I'll be wrapping all night
Original Lyrics:
Give me Scooby Snacks and I'll be rapping all night
Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
This ain’t a city, it’s a god damn arse face.
Original Lyrics:
This ain't a scene, it's a g**-d*** arms race.
Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull's, "On The Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight to a radio, Vegas to Africa
Original Lyrics:
Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
Slipknot's, "Duality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus it never ends
Original Lyrics:
Jesus of Nazareth
Theme Songs', "Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going on a trip and we're never coming back
Original Lyrics:
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
 
2010s
Anna Kandrick's, "Cups (When I'm Gone)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna miss me when I go
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
Avril Lavigne's, "Complciuated"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you vacant
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you faking
Katy Perry's, "Chained to the Rhythm"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the ribbon.
Original Lyrics:
To the rhythm.
Lady Gaga's, "Starstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hands on your waist for the vader.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hands on your waist, pull the fader.
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch say my name--you know who I am.
Original Lyrics:
Trick say my name--you know who I am.
Sam Hunt's, "Body Like a Back Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Body like a back road
Driving with my a** blown
Original Lyrics:
Body like a back road
Driving with my eyes closed
Saweetien's, "Icy Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating fettuccine pasta with the skeletons of lobsters
Original Lyrics:
Eating fettuccine pasta with the scallops and the lobsters
Sia's, "Elastic Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And another one like a douche
Original Lyrics:
And another one bites the dust
 
country
Aaron Tippin's, "There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't a Cadillac and she waved to a troll
Original Lyrics:
She ain't a Cadillac and she ain't a Rolls

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