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1960s
Led Zeppelin's, "Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though I helped feet drag a thousand times
Original Lyrics:
And though our health we drank a thousand times
The Temptations', "My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the bitches baby one man can claim.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the riches baby one man can claim.
The Yardbirds', "Heart Full of Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give her my message, tell her I might be
Original Lyrics:
Just give her my message, tell her of my plea
Young Rascals', "Grooving on a Sunday Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me and Elvis see.
Original Lyrics:
You and me endlessly.
 
1970s
B.T. Express', "Do It (‘til You’re Satisfied)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it to your sci-fi
Original Lyrics:
Do it ‘til you’re satisfied
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ya doing I’m your bathing suit?
Original Lyrics:
What ya doin' on your back?
David Bowie's, "Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suffer Tim Zini, or It's all for Tim Zini
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
Deep Purple's, "Space Truckin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space Junkie
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on Let's go space truckin' Come on, come on, come on Space truckin'
Jim Croce's, "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than old ping pong
Original Lyrics:
Badder than old King Kong
O'Jays', "Love Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, don't you worry
Join hands
Start a love train, love train
Original Lyrics:
People all over the world
Join hands
Start a love train, love train.
Peter Frampton's, "Do You Feel Like We Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funk man on the keyboards
Funk man
Original Lyrics:
Bob Mayo on the keyboards, Bob Mayo
Plastic Bertrand's, "Ca Plane Pour Moi"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cat cooler
Original Lyrics:
En quatre couleurs
Plastic Bertrand's, "Ca Plane Pour Moi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring my beer right along there or carrot juice
Original Lyrics:
A bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Elvis Club has the devil in disguise for me.
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me.
Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you leave me in the cuckoo spit.
Original Lyrics:
Then she leaves me in a cool, cool sweat.
Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
She leaves me in a cuckoo sweat
Original Lyrics:
She leaves me in a cool cool sweat
Seals and Crofts', "Diamond Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamond girl
Sugar Shy
Original Lyrics:
Diamond girl
You sure do shine.
The Doobie Brothers', "Long Train Runnin' (Without Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dow Doh! We're the Doobies now!
Original Lyrics:
Without love, where would you be right now?
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Costco
Original Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Glasgow
Australian Crawl's, "Reckless (Don't Be So ...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burke and Wills and Camels Initials in the tree
Original Lyrics:
Burke and Wills and Camels Mitchells in the trees (As in Major Mitchell cockatoos)
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gary Busey!
Original Lyrics:
Caribbean queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Geno!
Elton John's, "I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Budweiser lizard freezes just like ice
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
Elton John's, "I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Budweiser winter freezes just like ice
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough shed
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
Kajagoogoo's, "Too Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey girl
Do a little close-up
Original Lyrics:
Hey girl
Move a little closer
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed it, feed it
Noah wanted me to feed it
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Rene and Angela's, "I'll Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm at my best
There's no room for error
Original Lyrics:
When I'm at my best
There's no room to guess
Rolling Stones', "One Hit to the Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no Shakira tape
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no security
Stevie Wonder's, "I Just Called to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Libra sun
No Harlem wind
Original Lyrics:
No Libra sun
No Halloween
The Kinks', "Come Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two silhouettes saying good night by the Garden State
Original Lyrics:
Two silhouettes saying good night by the garden gate
The Pointer Sisters', "He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't shout
Original Lyrics:
He's So Shy
 
1990s
Alice In Chains', "Hey Man Nice Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amen, high school.
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, nice shot.
Bis', "The Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buttercup saves the day!
Original Lyrics:
Powerpuff save the day!
Bis', "The Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is in charge of the lobster.
Original Lyrics:
She is the joy and the laughter.
Bonnie Raitt's, "I Can't Make You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't patron eyes
Original Lyrics:
Don't patronize
Immature featuring Shyheim's, "Lover's Groove (Get Hooked Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hungry for your change, strictly for your change
Original Lyrics:
Only for your jeep, strictly for your jeep
Metallica's, "Unforgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never cared for Mountain Dew
Never cared for Coca-Cola
Original Lyrics:
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
R.E.M.'s, "Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw your half
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw your hand
Spacehog's, "In The Meantime"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Well) I pee only on you, that's a real skies of blue
Original Lyrics:
We love the all the all of you Our lands are green and skies are blue When all in all we're just like you We love the all of you
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh sevanya lagadici baba
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
 
2000s
Oxide & Neutrino's, "Casualty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing badda badda badda badda badda Swing come a mix of butter lyrical Swing like a birdie yes I'm a zing New time as a bing chiching
Original Lyrics:
No actual lyrics are being said
PB&J Otter's, "Friends and Neighbours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it straight or Carly Q
Original Lyrics:
Sing it straight or curly Q
PB&J Otter's, "Goodbye Lake Hoohaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The minks you feel so right, so happy
Original Lyrics:
That makes you feel so right, so happy
PB&J Otter's, "Goodbye Lake Hoohaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The minks you feel so right
Original Lyrics:
That makes you feel so right
PB&J Otter's, "Squeezin' and Wheezin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweepin' and wheezin'
Original Lyrics:
Squeezin' and wheezin'
Weebl's, "Amazing Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you think so
Original Lyrics:
Do you think so?
 
2010s
Bemani's, "True Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't decipher you
Original Lyrics:
I kept inside from you
Fall Out Boy's, "I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m the first kid to write a heart’s lie in French
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first kidTo write of hearts, lies, and friends
 
misc
The Cast of 'Cats' 's, "Bustopher Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the hall of St. James's, the smartest of names is
The name of this bravo of cats!
And we're all of us proud, to be nodded about, to buy
Bustopher Jones's white spats!
Original Lyrics:
In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummell of Cats;
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats!

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