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1950s
Bo Diddley's, "I’m a Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m goin’ back down
To Kansas soon
Bring back the second cousin
Little John to conquer too
Original Lyrics:
I goin' back down
To Kansas to
Bring back the second cousin
Little John the conqueroo
 
1960s
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of a girl
Who makes a U with the world.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the 'News of the World'.
Bobby Vinton's, "Roses are Red (My Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roses are red, I loathe
Original Lyrics:
Roses are red, my love
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Down on the Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy goes into a dance and doubles as Gazoo.
Original Lyrics:
Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo.
Elvis Presley's, "It's Now or Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's now omega
Original Lyrics:
It's now or never
The Beatles', "Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crisp the words of wisdom
Original Lyrics:
Whisper words of wisdom
The Beatles', "Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
For though they may be pardoned
Original Lyrics:
For though they may be parted
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's killer diller when she dances the illser.
Original Lyrics:
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
 
1970s
Carly Simon's, "Nobody Does it Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me feel seven the rest
Original Lyrics:
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Carole King's, "I Feel the Earth Move"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the sky thundering down
Original Lyrics:
I feel the sky tumbling down
Carole King's, "It's Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's Kool-Aid, baby
Original Lyrics:
And it's too late, baby
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hank Williams, Jr.'s, "Family Tradition"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am very proud of my daddy's mane,
Although this kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same.
Original Lyrics:
I am very proud of my daddy's name,
Although his kind of music of mine ain't exactly the same.
Hank Williams, Jr.'s, "Family Tradition"
Misheard Lyrics:
Odie, I had loved some lady,
And I had loved Jimmy,
When they both tried to fill me, in 1973.
or
Lordy, I had loved some lady,
And I had loved Jim Beam.
When they both tried to kill me, in 1973.
Original Lyrics:
Lord I have loved some ladies and I have loved Jim Beam
And they both tried to kill me in 1973
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep up when the bus, don't stop
Original Lyrics:
Keep up with the force, don't stop.
The Cars', "Good Times Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let them cry your rock and roll there
Original Lyrics:
Let them brush your rock and roll hair
 
1980s
A-Ha's, "Take On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
don't get away
Original Lyrics:
talking away
Alvin & The Chipmunks', "Theme From 'Alvin & The Chipmunks'"
Misheard Lyrics:
He missed the cartwheel
Original Lyrics:
Give us a call we'll
Billy Idol's, "Eyes Without a Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smoke so much meth
Original Lyrics:
I spend so much time
Commercial's, "Sprite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a surprise for you
Original Lyrics:
I like the Sprite in you
DeBarge's, "Rhythm of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all of the mayonnaise
Original Lyrics:
And all of the madness
Dead or Alive's, "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You spin me Fortnite, Baby fortnite, like video game baby, Fortnite nite, nite
Original Lyrics:
You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round, round
George Michael's, "One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no joy for an old towel boy
or
'Cause there ain't no joy for an odd towel boy
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no joy for an uptown boy
Hall & Oates', "Private Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Primate Eyes - they're washing you
Original Lyrics:
Private Eyes - they're watching you
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, be there
Original Lyrics:
Yah mo b there
Misheard Lyrics:
Milo be there
Original Lyrics:
Yah mo b there.
Living Colour's, "Glamour Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grammar boys
Original Lyrics:
The glamour boys
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is not my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Pop Will Eat Itself's, "Can U Dig It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Risk! Can U dig it?
Original Lyrics:
Riffs! Can U dig it?
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
But living or not, I started to worry
Original Lyrics:
Believe it or not, I started to worry.
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I must be dumb
She had a pocket full of horses
Georgia and some abused.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used.
Richard Marx's, "Angelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel Leah
Original Lyrics:
Angelia
 
1990s
Aaron Carter's, "Crazy Little Party Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
listen everybody girl
Original Lyrics:
crazy little party girl
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get rocked on
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down
Smile.dk's, "Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
wasted samurai
Original Lyrics:
where's my samurai?
Sophie B. Hawkins', "As I Lay Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hola Gato!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh lah, kah, koh
Soundgarden's, "Fell on Black Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on my guitar
Original Lyrics:
I sure don't mind the change.
Three 6 Mafia's, "Late Nite Tip"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distinctive subway secret
Original Lyrics:
Just take you somewhere secret
Veruca Salt's, "Seether"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the cedar
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the seether
 
2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a butthole, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Five For Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm more than a man Mozilla red cheese
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man in a silly red sheet.
Jordin Sparks', "Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better go and get your arm up, get your arm up
Original Lyrics:
Better go and get your armor, get your armor
No Doubt's, "Hella Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hold me like a Shih Tzu.
I'm gonna keep on dancing.
Original Lyrics:
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing.
Radiohead's, "Backdrifts"
Misheard Lyrics:
All tapes are binary
Original Lyrics:
All tapes have been erased
Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne Soundtrack's, "Boss Battle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on crack
Original Lyrics:
I won't crack
The Offspring's, "Me And My Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't no button Jean
Original Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain.
Theme Songs', "Hamtaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds that come from
Original Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds, krump krump krump
 
2010s
Vocaloid's, "Roamer with the Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the thickets, a meadow out of bloom
Original Lyrics:
Through the thickets of myrtle out of bloom
 
country
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites balloon
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
 
misc
Cast of 'The Wizard of Oz''s, "If I Were King Of The Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were the king of the butter!
Original Lyrics:
If I were the king of the forest!

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