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1960s
Monkees', "Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and pig tails
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl
Misheard Lyrics:
Fatty told catty
Original Lyrics:
Matty told Hatty
Steppenwolf's, "Born to Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your Maserati
or
Got your Mazda running
Original Lyrics:
Got your motor running
The Drifters', "This Magic Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
This magic morning
Original Lyrics:
This magic moment
 
1970s
Cliff Richard's, "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's somebody
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Evil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Illegal woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
Foreigner's, "Hot Blooded"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a fever of 100 degrees
Original Lyrics:
Got a fever of 103
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't pee into the wind
Original Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me wander
Original Lyrics:
Makes me wonder
Leo Sayer's, "When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you know I won't be traveling for apples
Original Lyrics:
But you know I won't be traveling forever
Manfred Mann's, "Do Wah Diddy Diddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She won’t do (won’t do)
Original Lyrics:
She looked good (looked good)
Queen's, "Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just gotta get out of this treason sale
Original Lyrics:
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance to the time of the gays!
Original Lyrics:
Let's do the time warp again!
Steve Miller Band's, "Rock'n Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way in a coma
Original Lyrics:
All the way to Tacoma
Young Frankenstein's, "Puttin’ On the Ritz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk lipsticks
Original Lyrics:
Walk with sticks
 
1980s
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna break these chairs
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna break these chains
Anne's, "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of tears
Whoever mind to desagree
Travel the world and the seven seas
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the Seven Seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Belinda Carlisle's, "I Get Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait when you're next to me
Original Lyrics:
I get weak when you're next to me
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devilish woman let me be your man
Original Lyrics:
Television lover, baby go all night.
Irene Cara's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can catch the movie in my head
Original Lyrics:
I can catch the moon in my head
Journey's, "Don't Stop Believin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven's a defined emotion
Original Lyrics:
Livin' just to find emotion.
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants a bigger penis
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistible"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the only way to go
Original Lyrics:
There's no other way to go
Steve Perry's, "Foolish Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a love that's gross
Original Lyrics:
I need a love that grows
Talk Talk's, "Such a Shame"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a shame
Original Lyrics:
That's a change
The Power Station's, "Get It On (Bang a Gong)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giddyup
Bank it up
Giddyup
Original Lyrics:
Get it on
Bang a gong
Get it on
Van Halen's, "I'll Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your magic greets everyone who reads “Heartbreak & Motordrive”
Original Lyrics:
Your magic greets everyone who reads Heart-break in overdrive
Wang Chung's, "Dance Hall Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were cool on Christ
Original Lyrics:
We were cool on craze.
Was (Not Was)'s, "Spy in the House of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! in the House of Love
Original Lyrics:
Spy in the House of Love
 
1990s
Billy Joel's, "The River of Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the nine
I go walking in my sneakers
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to keep my chi extragenated
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
Bush's, "Everything Zen"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no sex in the fire
Original Lyrics:
There's no sex and no violence
Charles & Eddie's, "Would I Lie to You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this heart of mind
Original Lyrics:
In this heart of mine
Charles & Eddie's, "Would I Lie to You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow White for you, baby
Original Lyrics:
Would I lie to you, baby?
Donna Lewis', "I Love You Always Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say 11, love me forever
Original Lyrics:
Say you love, love me forever
Merril Bainbridge's, "Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would it be my fortify
Original Lyrics:
Would it be my fault if I
Outhere Brothers', "Boom Boom Boom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl your booty is so round I just want to play around
Let me take you one more time I won't stop until you're mine
But if I cannot be with you maybe I could have a taste
Put your arms around me girl and your kisses on my face
Original Lyrics:
Girl your booty is so round I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind I won't cum until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your nani on my tongue
And your booty on my face
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe must go on
Original Lyrics:
The show must go on
Right Said Fred's, "I'm Too Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a moron you know what I mean and I do my little bird on the catwalk ..squak!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Spice Girls', "Move Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Generation X, generation X
Original Lyrics:
Generation next, generation next
Whigfield's, "Saturday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my baby
Original Lyrics:
Pretty baby
 
2000s
Editors', "Smokers Outside the Hospital Doors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokers outside of hospital
Original Lyrics:
Smokers outside the hospital
Gnarls Barkley's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just flew too much
Original Lyrics:
I just knew too much
Ingrid Michaelson's, "Be OK"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Pokémon in the western weeds
Original Lyrics:
All the broken hearts in the world still beat
 
2010s
Far East Movement's, "Like a G6"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Like a G6
From First To Last's, "Make War"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't dig up the living corpses
Of sea orchids, I just court them.
Original Lyrics:
I don't dig up the living corpses
Of scene whore kids, I just court them.
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ari- Arigato, Ari- Arigato!
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest in peace Nebraska
Original Lyrics:
Rest in peace to Bon Scott
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, you're a porn star, take your clothes off, get layed
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
 
christian
Skillet's, "Vapor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a thief, I'm a vaper.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a beep, I'm a vapor.

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