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1950s
Ray Ellington's, "Rockin' Through the Rye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Max Welton’s braes are Bonny
Original Lyrics:
Let's rock this way, says Bonnie...
 
1960s
The Skip-Jacks', "Limehouse Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And those vagina blues
Original Lyrics:
And those weird China blues
 
1970s
Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walked into the room There was voodoo in the vibes
Original Lyrics:
I am so into you
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York City breakin' and everybody shakin'
Original Lyrics:
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'.
Billy Joel's, "Travelin' Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, take a look out around
Original Lyrics:
Hey Lord, take a look all around
Grand Funk Railroad's, "The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta swing your tits now
Original Lyrics:
You gotta swing your hips now
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Russell Schultz he got the swamp bus
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
rapped off like a duce another roller in the night
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like deuce, another runner in the night.
Parliament's, "Give Up the Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me what the f***
or
We wrote the book
Original Lyrics:
We want the funk
T-Connection's, "Do What You Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let nobody tell you what to do
You gotta be on Judge Judy too
Original Lyrics:
Don't let nobody tell ya what to do
You gotta be your judge, and your jury too
The Bee Gees', "More than a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mulberry woman
Mulberry woman to me
Original Lyrics:
More than a woman
More than a woman to me
The Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may love the women more
But they need to rest since I was born.
Original Lyrics:
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born.
The Friends of Distinction's, "Grazing in the Grass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grazin' in the grass is a gas baby can you dig it?
Original Lyrics:
Grazin' in the grass is a yes baby can you dig it?
The Members', "The Sound of the Suburbs"
Misheard Lyrics:
The drugs are quite good, the place is too loud
And I can't hear the wood
Original Lyrics:
The drums quite good, the bass is too loud
And I can't hear the words
The O'Jays', "For the Love of Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mommy mommy
Original Lyrics:
Almighty dollar
The Who's, "Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two honors
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Tom Robinson Band's, "2-4-6-8 Motorway"
Misheard Lyrics:
2-4-6-8 Masturbate
Original Lyrics:
2-4-6-8 Motorway
 
1980s
Misheard Lyrics:
I take up seven roses
Original Lyrics:
I take up seven rows
Duran Duran's, "Girls On Film"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls on film (they're sucking my penis)
Original Lyrics:
Girls on film (Two Minutes Later)
Faster Pussycat's, "Slip Of The Tongue"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I slip on some dung I'm in deep shit
Original Lyrics:
With a slip of the tongue I'm in deep shit
Pebbles', "Mercedes Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel your happy side of me
Original Lyrics:
Feel your heartbeat inside of me
The Exploited's, "Dead Cities"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead sh*tty, dead sh*tty
Original Lyrics:
Dead cities, dead cities
The Exploited's, "Dead Cities"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disease, disease
Original Lyrics:
Dead cities, dead cities
The Exploited's, "Dead Cities"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mercedes, Mercedes
Original Lyrics:
Dead cities, dead cities
The Exploited's, "Dead Cities"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of all your literature
There are no more secrets here
There's no future take me home
Simon Cowell, you dead man
Original Lyrics:
See the man in the electric chair
They beat him up and shave his hair
There is no future to behold
In the city of dead you'll be there
 
1990s
Blue Boy's, "Remember Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember me, I'm the one who ate your babies eyes
Original Lyrics:
Remember me, I'm the one who had your babies
Counting Crows', "A Long December"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love December
Original Lyrics:
A long December
Counting Crows', "Mr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was down in the nude a**hole, damn
Original Lyrics:
I was down in the New Amsterdam
Counting Crows', "Rain King"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am shrinking
Original Lyrics:
I am the rain king
Jay-Z's, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York has limousine
Original Lyrics:
New York has ever seen
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike the Pope
Original Lyrics:
Strike a pose
Metallica's, "Wherever I May Roam"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my ties are 70s
Original Lyrics:
And my ties are severed clean
No Doubt's, "Spiderwebs"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lucky story
Original Lyrics:
A likely story
Slipknot's, "Liberate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little small bananas
Original Lyrics:
Liberate my madness
The 1975's, "Chocolate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poison play, poison play, poison
Original Lyrics:
Pause it, play it, pause it, play it, pause it
 
2000s
Misheard Lyrics:
A big pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise
Counting Crows', "Accidentally in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Tinker Bell
Original Lyrics:
I think about it
Panic at the Disco's, "Northern Downpour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look back at both feet and that 1D meme
Original Lyrics:
Look back at both feet and that winding knee
Sean Kingston's, "Take You There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely I could take you there
Original Lyrics:
Shorty I could take you there
The Kooks', "Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhino, she knows, that knows that I'm not from Alaska
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows, that she knows I'm not fond of asking
 
2010s
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not a Mexican. Lucky!
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Ed Sheeran's, "Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the cars along the hill
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
Ed Sheeran's, "Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bedford on the cross
Original Lyrics:
Barefoot on the grass
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause she loves danger cycle path
Original Lyrics:
'cause she loves danger psychopath
Sia's, "Elastic Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's chocolate in my pizza shop
Original Lyrics:
But your blade it might be too sharp
The 1975's, "Chocolate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys in play, boys in play, boys in
Original Lyrics:
Pause it, play it, pause it, play it, pause it
The 1975's, "Chocolate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, call it a spliff 'cause you know that you will
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, call it a split 'cause you know that you will
The 1975's, "Chocolate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, well being on speed is like punching a door
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, we're building up speed as we're approaching the hill
Zedd's, "Clarity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh wow,
Tell me right now are you my daddy?
Original Lyrics:
If our love's,
Insanity why are you my clarity?
 
country
Florida Georgia Line's, "Dance for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars
In my car, in the dark
Linkin Park
Original Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars
In my car, in the dark
We can park

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