Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 23, 2018

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Marvin Gaye's, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" Misheard Lyrics: Not much longer with a big mind Original Lyrics: Not much longer would you be mine

1970s
AC/DC's, "TNT" Misheard Lyrics: ESP Original Lyrics: TNT	Aerosmith's, "Make It" Misheard Lyrics: Bed wetter, poo yourself together Original Lyrics: Better weather, pull yourself together
Dave Loggins', "Please Come to Boston" Misheard Lyrics: Fleas come to Boston Original Lyrics: Please come to Boston	Donna Summer's, "Hot Stuff" Misheard Lyrics: Lookin' for some hot sauce baby this evening Original Lyrics: Lookin' for some hot stuff baby this evening
France Joli's, "Come to Me" Misheard Lyrics: Talk to me Original Lyrics: Come to me	Gary Wright's, "Dream Weaver" Misheard Lyrics: Gene Wilder Original Lyrics: Dream Weaver
Gloria Gaynor's, "Never Can Say Goodbye" Misheard Lyrics: I never can say "you're doubtful" Original Lyrics: I never can say goodbye, boy	Henry Gross', "Shannon" Misheard Lyrics: Shambles are gone Original Lyrics: Shannon is gone
John Mellencamp's, "I Need a Lover" Misheard Lyrics: I need a mother Original Lyrics: I need a lover	Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not much into canned food I am in Lake Champlain Original Lyrics: I'm not much into health food I am into champagne
Terry Jacks', "Seasons in the Sun" Misheard Lyrics: We had John Original Lyrics: We had joy	The Four Seasons', "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" Misheard Lyrics: As Delilah comes, it ended my pursuit Original Lyrics: As I recall, it ended much too soon
The Four Tops', "Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" Misheard Lyrics: Ain't no woman like the one eyed jack. Original Lyrics: There ain't no woman like the one I got

1980s
Albert One's, "Turbo Diesel" Misheard Lyrics: Volkswagen You never gave me sorrow Original Lyrics: Volkswagen You never give me sorrow	Az Yet feat. Peter Cetera's, "Hard to Say I'm Sorry" Misheard Lyrics: From nobody Original Lyrics: From your body
Billy Joel's, "Baby Grand (Duet with Ray Charles)" Misheard Lyrics: This Betty Crock Original Lyrics: This Baby Grand	Billy Joel's, "Goodnight Saigon" Misheard Lyrics: We met as soulmates on Parris Island We left as inmates from Ellis Island Original Lyrics: We met as soulmates on Parris Island We left as inmates from an asylum
Billy Joel's, "The Longest Time" Misheard Lyrics: I'm those boys you're hearing in the hall Original Lyrics: I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall	Fine Young Cannibals', "Good Thing" Misheard Lyrics: Goofy, where have you gone? Original Lyrics: Good Thing, where have you gone?
Fine Young Cannibals', "She Drives Me Crazy" Misheard Lyrics: She drives like raisins and no one else Original Lyrics: She drives me crazy like no one else	France Joli's, "Feel Like Dancing" Misheard Lyrics: Tonight I feel like Danson Original Lyrics: Tonight I feel like dancing
France Joli's, "Gonna Get Over You" Misheard Lyrics: Come and get, come and get over you Original Lyrics: Gonna get, gonna get over you	France Joli's, "The Heart to Break the Heart" Misheard Lyrics: Wishing you were here to hell Original Lyrics: Wishing you were here to help
Madonna's, "Into the Groove" Misheard Lyrics: Now I love my mom Original Lyrics: Now I know you're mine	Michael Jackson's, "Bad" Misheard Lyrics: I'm the man, I'm mad. I love it Original Lyrics: I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad" Misheard Lyrics: I'm the man, I'm mad. Jump on it Original Lyrics: I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.	Starship's, "We Built This City" Misheard Lyrics: Who rides the wrecking ball into our parked cars Original Lyrics: Who rides the wrecking ball in two wild guitars?
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon" Misheard Lyrics: Like a subject Original Lyrics: Like a surgeon

1990s
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping" Misheard Lyrics: He takes the lipstick off He takes evoking off He takes a lot of it He takes the side of it Original Lyrics: He takes a whiskey drink He takes a vodka drink He takes a lager drink He takes a cider drink	Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping" Misheard Lyrics: This ain't another day Original Lyrics: Pissing the night away
Next's, "Too Close" Misheard Lyrics: You're dancing like a bacon Original Lyrics: You're dancing like you're naked	PM Dawn's, "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss" Misheard Lyrics: Cider trick on mammary blitz confused Original Lyrics: Set adrift on memory bliss on you
Pearl Jam's, "Alive" Misheard Lyrics: Roar, I'm still a lion. Original Lyrics: Woah, I'm still alive.	The Presidents of the United States of America's, "Cleveland Rocks" Misheard Lyrics: Claim these rocks! Original Lyrics: Cleveland Rocks!
The Prodigy's, "Firestarter" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a buyer, Sparta! Original Lyrics: I'm a firestarter	Weird Al Yankovic's, "The Saga Begins" Misheard Lyrics: We took a bunghole from the scene Original Lyrics: We took a bubble from the scene
Wiseguys', "Start the Commotion" Misheard Lyrics: Get up, get up with the body and music Original Lyrics: Get up, get up with the body in motion

2000s
Aqua's, "Freaky Friday" Misheard Lyrics: I'm awake through crosstown traffic I was hit by a giant rack I came late to working at fire Then suddenly the fungus struck Oh-oh Baby, I'm leaving you this minute Supercar and the cats and dogs Got the boots and the rancho and stencher Nothing left but the note you got, aah, you start! Original Lyrics: On my way through crosstown traffic I was hit by a giant truck I came late to work and got fired Then suddenly the thunder struck Oh-oh Baby, I am leaving you this minute Took the car and the cats and dogs Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck	Chayenne's, "No Te Preocupes Por Mi" Misheard Lyrics: My lucky ducks tell to BoBo Original Lyrics: Me la quitaste de a poco
Moby's, "We Are All Made of Stars" Misheard Lyrics: No one's at Starbucks now Original Lyrics: No one can stop us now	Owl City's, "Verge" Misheard Lyrics: Out on the ferch Original Lyrics: Out on the verge
RBD's, "Nuestro Amor" Misheard Lyrics: I say yes Original Lyrics: Asi es

2010s
Bishop's, "Like a River" Misheard Lyrics: Rob me like a liver Original Lyrics: Run me like a river	David Duchovny's, "Let It Rain" Misheard Lyrics: If you knew me you would steak Original Lyrics: If you knew me you would stay
Owl City's, "Verge" Misheard Lyrics: Weasel all ours Original Lyrics: These are our hours

misc
Commercial's, "Sponsor Plug" Misheard Lyrics: Bronchial by... Original Lyrics: Brought to you by...	Metallica's, "Fuel" Misheard Lyrics: Gimme food, gimme pies or I'll crush you with my thighs. Original Lyrics: Give me fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire.
Traditional's, "Billy Boy" Misheard Lyrics: Oh where have you been Billy Joel, Billy Joel Original Lyrics: Oh where have you been Billy Boy, Billy Boy	Traditional's, "Charming Billy" Misheard Lyrics: Nowhere have you been Original Lyrics: Oh where have you been
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