Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for April 17, 2018

And she's dying to stay away from heaven

Put it in a pear tree with your cupcakes

A pretty mess is selling portraits for the trade

Will Saturday spin till the end of the day?

Poor man in Ohio

Got a strange mattress

Helter Skelter, but then again, no

I'm not talking about Julian

Though pain gets a hot cake

Twistin' away again in my Toronto home

Country Roads, take me home
To the place that I love, West Virginia, mountain momma take me home
To the country roads

I can see old octopus in my head

Them heavy people can eat a stop sign

Where do we go? It seems that life was so wonderful

Mommy changes everything

Chicken lunch

You see, I've forgotten
If they're great or they're few
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Those are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen

Bedrock

Sung by the law

Bubbling
or
Bubble rain

I am a pie in the sky
Making a few

He's the cat you all greet, and he walks down the street.

When I've seen and I hurry, there's got to be curry.

Off, off, off, past the Russel Hotel
Off, off, off, off, to the Heaviside Layer

Awful love

Brain

Stop! ABBA time!

Would you be another boy or a girl?

You've got my number
You've got my name
So why don't you call me
When the lights have changed.

The pointers, they laugh at what you say

Have you ever wanted to disappear And join a monastery Go out and preach on Manic Streets? Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger On a passenger plane? (Passenger plane) Oh, Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a straight dog sick Please let me in (please let me in) The man keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange small chat Give me a pen Call me, Mr. Pens a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me, Mr. Pens a dream (Mr. Pens a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in It feels like thoughts and karats but no clarity When I look at the man who would be king The man who would be king goes to the Desert duceing war his dad returned Came back with flags on coffins and said We war, oh, we war Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a straight toxic Please let me in (please let me in) The man keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange small gretting Give me a pen Call me, Mr. Pen's a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me, Mr. Pen's a dream (Mr. Pen's a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in pen's a dream My, my, my pens a dream My pens a dream now My pens a dream now Only one more thing and that is the rest of the proof Is on the television, on the Call me Mr. Pen's a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Pens a dream (Mr. Pen's a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in Have you ever wanted to disappear? It's not me, it's you Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me tie the balloons from around my neck and ground me I'm just a racehorse on the track Send me back to the glue factory Always thought I'd float away And never come back But I've got enough miles on my card To fly the boys home on my own But you know me: I like being all alone And keeping you all alone And the charts are boring And the kids are snoring And the eagles in a sling You say you're not listening And I said I'm wishing And I said, I said

I know you got cornflakes, cocky and bullied

The phantom of the opera is dead - oh no

Pikachu, Saint Louis, all you different crews

I'm no simple man

Clifford me and Emily

Baby fop for you and me

But I've got mammaries and travel like dipsies in the night

I've got no ruse

A different law is not a sin

Subway can rejoice your truth

I want the whole world celibate

F*** Satan

I'm a werewolf

My perfect front bottom

So excuse us while we sing to this guy

Used to play pretend, used to play pretend money
We used to play pretend, wake up and make the money

And the kettle won't start
or
And the camel won't start

So let them all HORSE bleed, till they turn to rust

Tell me where's your bean