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1950s
Disney's 'Alice In Wonderland''s, "The Unbirthday Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m very daddy on Thursday
To me? To who? To me? That’s you!
I’m very daddy on Thursday
To you? Yes you! To me? Oh me!
Yass Queen
Original Lyrics:
A very merry unbirthday to me
To who? To me Oh you!
A very merry unbirthday to you
Who me? Yes, you! Oh, me!
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pushy pushy von airhorn
Original Lyrics:
Bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incense and romance
Original Lyrics:
Incense, peppermints
The Seekers', "The Carnival Is Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prairie rose and columbine.
Original Lyrics:
For Pierrot and Columbine
Tom Glazer's, "On Top of Spaghetti"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tree was all covered with beautiful moths
Original Lyrics:
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Big Balls"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the biggest balls of the mall
Original Lyrics:
But we've got the biggest balls of them all.
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
NEVER tomorrow, the good Lord take you away
Original Lyrics:
maybe tomorrow the good Lord take you away
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's, "Rock And Roll Never Forgets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you can’t come back baby,
Rock and Roll never forgives.
Original Lyrics:
Said you can come back baby,
Rock and Roll never forgets.
Boney M's, "Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she knew how to dance
Original Lyrics:
But she knew how to die
Boney M's, "Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was their last hooray
Original Lyrics:
It was their last foray
Boney M's, "Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never preprised
Original Lyrics:
She never could cry
Boney M's, "Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were the bane of crime
Original Lyrics:
They left a trail of crime
Boney M's, "Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
They’d rather lose their heads
It made them mighty men
And so the story dies
Original Lyrics:
With all the loot they had
It made them mighty mad
And so they shot it out
Boney M's, "Painter Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint a man
Original Lyrics:
Painter man
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to visit Ashkenazi Landing
Original Lyrics:
“Come to visit us,” they kept demanding
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drank it all and set off to the farm
Original Lyrics:
He drank it all and said, “I feel fine.”
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set a trap for Notre Dame
Original Lyrics:
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he informed the feds
Original Lyrics:
One day he informed on them
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanted his hair
Original Lyrics:
They wanted his head
Eagles', "Desperado"
Misheard Lyrics:
El Dorado
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots. I know it's true.
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots. A mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine.
Iain Matthews', "Seven Bridges Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a taste of time sweeter n' honey
Original Lyrics:
There is a taste of time sweetened honey
Led Zeppelin's, "Over the Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many innocent words
That only lead to kissing
Original Lyrics:
Many is a word
That only leaves you guessing
TV Commercial's, "Mutual Of Omaha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutual Of Omaha is people
You can count on when the going's wrong
or
Mutual Of Omaha is people
You can count on when the going's rough
Original Lyrics:
Mutual Of Omaha is people
You can count on when the going's tough
Three Dog Night's, "Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy to the world
Altar boys and girls now
Original Lyrics:
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Wilton Place Street Band's, "Disco Lucy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance, disco doozy
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance, Disco Lucy
 
1980s
Donald Fagen's, "The Nightfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
With jazz and karma shake it
Original Lyrics:
With jazz and conversation
Falco's, "Rock Me, Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Habaneros, habaneros, habaneros
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
Hall and Oates', "One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two
Original Lyrics:
Want to?
Huey Lewis and the News', "Back in Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this the filthies or 1999?
Original Lyrics:
Is this the 50s or 1999?
Huey Lewis and the News', "Hip to Be Square"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hit to be scared
Original Lyrics:
It's hip to be square
Huey Lewis and the News', "Jacob's Ladder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rum by rum
Original Lyrics:
Rung by rung
Huey Lewis and the News', "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need a cable car to ride this train
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
Huey Lewis and the News', "Workin' for a Livin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' till 11
Original Lyrics:
Workin' for a livin'
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka Willy
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you ok? So Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
Tom Petty's, "I Won't Back Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want that dance
Original Lyrics:
And I won't back down.
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a shy, class man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
 
1990s
Aqua's, "Roses Are Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dum de Daffy Duck Dum de Daffy Duck Dum de Daffy Duck
Original Lyrics:
Dum de da de da Dum de da de da Dum de da de da
LL Cool J's, "Mama Said Knock You Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna knock you-Ow!
Mama said knock you-Ow!
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
Prince's, "Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kareem
Original Lyrics:
Cream
Rent's, "Seasons of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
525,000, mommy, so dear
Original Lyrics:
525,000 moments, so dear
Rusted Root's, "Send Me on My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simeon the whale.
Original Lyrics:
Send me on my way
 
2000s
Hole's, "Celebrity Skin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all a wallaby
Original Lyrics:
I'm all I wanna be
Pearl Jam's, "Glorified G."
Misheard Lyrics:
We're 5 birds and I'm a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to All You're Made of Baby
Original Lyrics:
Listen to Iron Maiden Baby
 
2010s
Chris Carneau's, "Black and Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
We heart the same, the same black and blue
Ooh, Ooh, I want to touch my tentacle
Original Lyrics:
We heart the same, the same black and blue
Ooh, Ooh, I wanna catch my death of cold
Future's, "Mask Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Posin' swang
Original Lyrics:
I promise, I swear, I swear
Gorillaz's, "Saturnz Barz"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm making you, my personal day
Original Lyrics:
Are making you a personal debt
Mike Posner's, "Cooler Than Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used up all of them tricks.
I hope that you like dick.
Original Lyrics:
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this
 
misc
Theme Songs', "This Week in Baseball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo! You're on.
Original Lyrics:
Mel, you're on.

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