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1960s
Jan And Dean's, "Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd hitch a board to my wagon, hitch a ride in my websling
Original Lyrics:
I'll strap my board to my back and hitch a ride in my wetsuit
Steppenwolf's, "Born to Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no doubt I'm gonna make it happen
Original Lyrics:
Yeah Darlin', go and make it happen.
The Edwin Hawkins Singers', "Oh Happy Day!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Windy, there's a war
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus washed
 
1970s
Cyndi Grecco's, "Making Our Dreams Come True"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll do it always
Original Lyrics:
And we'll do it our way
Elton John's, "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this town better leave home, I done shot me a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon. And he shall be a good man.
George Harrison's, "I Dig Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deglove.
Original Lyrics:
I dig love.
Heart's, "Magic Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer love, a basketball
Original Lyrics:
Summer love, passed to fall
Looking Glass', "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sandlot say "Brandon, you're a fine boy"
Original Lyrics:
The sailor said, "Brandy, you're a fine girl"
Neil Young's, "Motorcycle Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll see the world from the high lights.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll see the world from my Harley.
Talking Heads', "Once in a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is an asterisk.
Original Lyrics:
Time isn't after us.
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sausage in a bottle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
Todd Rundgren's, "Hello It's Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's some fire to me
Original Lyrics:
It's important to me
Todd Rundgren's, "I Saw the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you crazed up at me
Original Lyrics:
Then you gazed up at me
Van Halen's, "Jamie's Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, whoa, baby's cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's cryin'.
 
1980s
Bob Seger's, "Shakedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants into the crime of life
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants into the crowded line
Culture Club's, "Miss Me Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me for life
or
I know you'll kiss me tonight
or
I know you will sleep tonight
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me blind
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Ollie
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Raleigh
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
Go-Go's', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah can see you.
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed.
John Mellencamp's, "Hand to Hold On To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to be no strong hand
Don't need to be no weak hand
Original Lyrics:
Don't need to be no strong hand
Don't need to be no rich hand
The Go-Go's', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Otter or seal
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed.
The Human League's, "Don't You Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a fortress in a f***ing bar
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Van Halen's, "Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot trains....
Original Lyrics:
Unchained....
 
1990s
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
Original Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
Chris Issak's, "Wicked Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hola, I wanna fall in love
Original Lyrics:
No I don't wanna fall in love
Initial D Soundtrack's, "Night of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on lady, get it once for right
Original Lyrics:
Come on lady, get me once and right
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVENYA BAGANICHI ALA
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Shape of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never want to play the same no more
Original Lyrics:
I never want to play the same old part
Rod Stewart's, "These Foolish Things (Remind Me of You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Decent foolish things remind me of you
Original Lyrics:
These foolish things remind me of you
Soulja Boy's, "(Crank That) Soulja Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soulja Boy Toe
Original Lyrics:
Soulja Boy I tell ya
Train's, "50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not running tonight, the easiest way to die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of lies, and ways to say goodbye.
 
2010s
Adele's, "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue my little lover in a restaurant
Original Lyrics:
Send my love to your new lover
Bon Jovi's, "Born Again Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone again tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Born again tomorrow
Bon Jovi's, "Knockout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked down
Original Lyrics:
Knockout
Bon Jovi's, "Labor of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Luck
Original Lyrics:
Labor of love
Bon Jovi's, "This House Is Not for Sale"
Misheard Lyrics:
This house is not so stale
Original Lyrics:
This house is not for sale
Bon Jovi's, "When We Were Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we were lost
Original Lyrics:
When we were us
Dua Lipa's, "New Rules"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your wife done kicked him out again
Original Lyrics:
You'll have to kick him out again
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with your buddy
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with your body
Hayley Kiyoko's, "Curious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m just on the floor like a murder.
Original Lyrics:
I’m just on the floor like a model.
Katy Perry's, "Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got it, I am the tiger
Original Lyrics:
I got the eye of the tiger
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marcus, fire gone We don't need someone to lean on Marcus, fire gone All we need is somebody to lean on
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun We need someone to lean on Blow a kiss, fire a gun All we need is somebody to lean on
Meghan Trainor's, "Dear Future Husband"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me on a date, I deserve a break
Original Lyrics:
Take me on a date, I deserve it babe
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Mo
Original Lyrics:
My name is No
Sara Bareilles', "Brave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see you in briefs
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see you be brave
Shawn Mendes', "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like my decisions
Original Lyrics:
Manipulate my decisions
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we young and you were reckless
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry lips, crystal stars
Original Lyrics:
Cherry lips, crystal skies
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lonely Starbucks lovers I'll tell you I'm the same
Original Lyrics:
Got a long list of of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane

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