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1960s
Bill Lee's, "Bat Masterson"
Misheard Lyrics:
They called him Fat
Fat Masterson
Original Lyrics:
They called him Bat
Bat Masterson
Bill Lee's, "Cruella De Vil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gorilla devil
Original Lyrics:
Cruella De Vil
Marvin Gaye's, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know I heard it through the great mind?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know I heard it through the grapevine?
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pan and bake your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
The Beach Boys', "Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba ba ba ba rocking around
Original Lyrics:
You get me rocking and a-rolling, rocking and a-reeling, Barbara Ann!
Theme Songs', "Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of fresh hood meat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
 
1970s
Alicia Bridges', "I Love the Nightlife"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the show
Original Lyrics:
Action
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink unto my blood
Original Lyrics:
Goes right down to my blood.
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's mooshy mooshy colored
Original Lyrics:
She's juicy and she's trouble.
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shouldn't ever ever regret
Original Lyrics:
What ya doin' on your back?
Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds', "Fallin' in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby baby fawin' in love
Original Lyrics:
Baby baby fallin' in love
Joe Tex's, "I Gotcha"
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught ya
Original Lyrics:
I Gotcha
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
My next emotions
Original Lyrics:
My mixed emotions
The Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to be my midnight
Original Lyrics:
My baby moves at midnight goes right on till the dawn
The Four Seasons', "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I didn't even know her mane
Original Lyrics:
You know I didn't even know her name
The Muppets', "Mahna Mahna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phenomenal
Original Lyrics:
Mahna Mahna
The Temptations', "Ball of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother Brother Brother
Original Lyrics:
Run Run Run
The Temptations', "Ball of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabble
Original Lyrics:
Rap on
Theme Songs', "Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we be movin' on up, (movin' on up)
Too thee sky da hi da hey!
To a D left their partners in the sky!
We be movin' on up!
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Bees don't burn in the kitchen,
Please don't burn a gorilla!
Dig a hole and try again,
Just to get up and hilla.
Double you up in the big leagues.
Got my turn at that.
Long speed limp, you're sure mean baby
But there ain't nothing wrong with that word.
Movin' on up, (movin' on up) to the sky da hi da huh.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Original Lyrics:
Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin' on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues.
Gonna get my turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby.
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
We're moving on up, ( movin on up) to the East side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
 
1980s
Commercial's, "Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dallup for me, Daisy just goes with family
Original Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dollop for me, Daisy just goes with family
Icehouse's, "Electric Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I concede,
Concede that it may be just a vision of you
Original Lyrics:
I can see,
Can see that it may be just a vision of you
Kool And The Gang's, "Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to you, what's the weather
Original Lyrics:
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Madonna's, "Like a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a misdemeanor
Original Lyrics:
Life is a misery
Madonna's, "Like a Virgin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's a bargain
Original Lyrics:
Like a Virgin
Madonna's, "Like a Virgin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bargain
Original Lyrics:
Like a Virgin
Metallica's, "Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honorary seeker, smashing all believers, battery is fond of me. Battery! Man-ta-ray! Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me cannot kill the bastard race! Battery! Man-ta-ray!
Original Lyrics:
Hungry violence seeker, feeding on the weaker, battery is found in me. Smashing through the boundaries lunacy has found me, cannot kill the battery! Bat-ter-y.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Janus of my son/sun
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Samantha Fox's, "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is tonight
Original Lyrics:
This is the night
Styx's, "Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double my rigato, Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
The English Beat's, "Twist and Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juicy rog
Original Lyrics:
Twist and crawl
 
1990s
Bette Midler's, "From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the voice of the hairy man.
Original Lyrics:
It's the voice of every man.
Blue Boy's, "Remember Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one who masturbate, yes I.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the one who had your babies, as I remember
Cathy Dennis', "Touch Me (All Night Long)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over me, baby
Try me crazy
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, baby
Drive me crazy
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love No Doubt!
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh dairy boy, dairy boy, dairy boy
then
Don't cry for me, misdemeanor
Original Lyrics:
Oh Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
then
Don't cry for me, next door neighbour
Morbid Angel's, "God of Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rice, and you fill the sauce
With all the peppers of this world
And all the grains you will steam
So what makes your soup cream?
Rice, and the pot is boiling´╗┐
Original Lyrics:
Lies - and you fill their souls
With all oppressions of this world
And all the glory you receive
So, what makes you supreme?
Lies - and your crown is falling
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds, I'll share this alone with you.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
Theme Songs', "Through the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
doko ni itai? (where does it hurt?)
Original Lyrics:
doko ni ikitai? (Where do you want to go?)
They Might Be Giants', "Particle man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he a duck
Original Lyrics:
Is he a dot
 
2000s
Billie Piper's, "Honey to the Bee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lying here and I see your clit
Original Lyrics:
I'm lying here and I see you clear
Gorillaz's, "All Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's momma's steak, I made it
Original Lyrics:
It's my mistake, I make it.
Madonna's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, mister merry good night
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Rihanna's, "Rehab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, your magazine
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're my disease
 
2010s
DJ Khaled's, "Wild Thoughts"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was you, all I'd get was cropdust Crop, Crop, Crop Crop, Crop, Cropdust Crop, Crop, Crop When I was you, all I'd get was cropdust
Original Lyrics:
When I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts Wild, Wild, Wild Wild, Wild, Wild Thoughts Wild, Wild, Wild When I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Future's, "Mask Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
We contemplate, we then contemplate
Original Lyrics:
We call the play, we didn't come to play
The Weeknd's, "The Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hills are boys, the hills are boys
Who are you to charge, who are you to charge?
I drove miles, yeah i drove miles
Only you to charge, only you
Original Lyrics:
Hills have eyes, the hills have eyes
Who are you to judge, who are you to judge?
Hide your lies, girl, hide your lies
Only you to trust, only you
Unison Square Garden's, "Sugar Song to Bitter Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
penis and maybe tar step
Original Lyrics:
peanuts and bitter step
 
misc
Commercial's, "Bic Parfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every sin you pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket
Disney's 'Peter Pan''s, "What Makes the Red Man Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they had the minotaur
Original Lyrics:
What the Injun didn't know

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