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Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for January 23, 2018

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1960s
The Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sweet Regene.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
The Turtles', "Happy Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter how they touched the dice
Original Lyrics:
No matter how they tossed the dice
 
1970s
Commercial's, "Have a Coke and a Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a joke and a smile
Original Lyrics:
Have a Coke and a Smile
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Love the One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
there's a road and a distant love
Original Lyrics:
there's a rose in a fisted glove
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know it's my own dimples
Original Lyrics:
But I know it's my own damn fault
John Sebastian's, "Welcome Back (Theme from 'Welcome Back, Kotter')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome back, your dreams were young, check it out
Original Lyrics:
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Keep It Comin' Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it Conga Line
Original Lyrics:
Keep it comin' love
Kenny Loggins', "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
(This isn't)
The wedding is over
Original Lyrics:
(This is it)
The waiting is over
Kenny Loggins', "This is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
How are you gonna wait for a sight
Your miracle
Stand up and try
Original Lyrics:
How are you gonna wait for a sign
Your miracle
Stand up and fight
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up like a douche and a rubber in the night
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like deuce, another runner in the night.
Olivia Newton John and John Travolta's, "You're the one that I want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the Wizard of "O"
Original Lyrics:
You're the one that I want
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spy rockets didn't fly
Original Lyrics:
Sky rockets in flight
T.V. Theme Song's, "One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Womp on the beat! (Womp on the beat)
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet. (Up on your feet)
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the field, I f*** for my need.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals.
Van Halen's, "You Really Got Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't see that name.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night.
 
1980s
Billy Squier's, "The Stroke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man's nothing
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Let's Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breakfast room, sit and drink juice.
It's all right, all right.
Original Lyrics:
Let this groove
Sit in your shoes
It's all right, all right.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or purple blue
Anyway, the thing is, that I will love you
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten<>If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
INXS's, "Never Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I require vomiteers.
Original Lyrics:
I'd make wine from your tears
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's going to save you from a long assed blond
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's going to save you from a love that's blind
Kool & the Gang's, "Get Down on It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get Danone
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to beat it beat it. Show us how fight me, strongis just right. It doesn't matter, who's brought a knife, just beat it beat it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky, strong is your fightIt doesn't matter who's wrong or right.Just beat it! Beat it.
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it! Beat it!
No one wants to beat it beat it.
Show you how, f*** it, show it just right.
It doesn't matter, who's wrong or right.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showing how funky, strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie are you okay, will he kill us are you okay?
Then a shout at the window, then it struck you, a crescendo, Annie!
He committed your apartment and the blood stained all the carpets.
Then you ran into the bedroom.
They were struck down, it was shocking!
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay
Won't you tell us that you're okay?
Then a sound at the window
Then he struck you
A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains in the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom!
Pat Benatar's, "Love Is a Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Both of us know it
Love is a battlefield
Original Lyrics:
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield.
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
This magic's true
or
This match is true
Original Lyrics:
This much is true
Tom Petty's, "Free Falling"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a good girl, loves her llama Loves Cheez-Its and asparagus too.
Original Lyrics:
She's a good girl, loves her mama Loves Jesus and America too
 
1990s
Britney Spears', "Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all I really want is to hold the line
Original Lyrics:
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now you right see through me
Original Lyrics:
But now your eyes see through me
Donna Summer's, "Heaven Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evan's nose
Original Lyrics:
Heaven Knows
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Batman will make you...Jump Jump
Original Lyrics:
Mac Daddy/Daddy Mac will make you...Jump Jump
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when the eggs do the rock they're bleedin'
Original Lyrics:
So when they ask "Do they rock?" say "Believe that!"
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
That little fat on the Mac
Original Lyrics:
...bad little fad, I'm the Mac...
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re lovin’ me
Original Lyrics:
You lied to me.
Pantera's, "Cowboys From Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad guys. Wear black.
We're taking cancer back.
Original Lyrics:
They say the bad guys wear black,
We're tagged and can't turn back.
Richard Marx's, "Hazard"
Misheard Lyrics:
And leave this old Chewbacca town
Original Lyrics:
And leave this old Nebraska town
Richard Marx's, "Now and Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the day devotion doesn't touch the sand
Original Lyrics:
Until the day the ocean doesn't touch the sand
Stereo MC's', "Connected"
Misheard Lyrics:
Podiatrists, you make me sick.
Original Lyrics:
Ya dirty tricks, they make me sick.
The Bucketheads', "The Bomb (From ESPN Presents Jock Jams)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza pudding to my pie
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirling through my mind
Defense!
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she wants to be the queer
Original Lyrics:
Well, she wants to be the queen
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back off, you're in preppy clothes
Original Lyrics:
Take off all your preppy clothes.
Priestess', "Lay Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, sleep my little darling I'll be nothing when you're gone. Lay down just like in a car crash. little bit older, I know I'm a goat! It's not my turn. I'll hit you with a chair, I'll hit you with a car before dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, sleep my little darling I'll be nothing when you're gone Lay down just like in a coffin So I'll leave you in a coffin for God, and leave you in a Church.
Sheryl Crow's, "Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of mice.
Original Lyrics:
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of lies.
The Young Veins', "Dangerous Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want to do is dig a hole with you
Feed an old stranger to the undertow
Wind will decide which way to blow
Original Lyrics:
All I want to do is dig a hole with you
Feet are no stranger to the undertow
Wind won't decide which way to blow
 
2010s
Adele's, "Water Under the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, water under the bridge
Original Lyrics:
Our love ain't water under the bridge.
Migos feat. Gucci Mane's, "Slippery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pip hot
Original Lyrics:
Pippen
Sia's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have fun, take pills
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills
Teegan and Sara's, "Everything Is Awesome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snuggle pie, a piece of string — we just named two awesome things.
Original Lyrics:
Nobel prize, a piece of string — we just named two awesome things.
 
misc
Dua Lipa's, "New Rules"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're into him, you ain't getting over him.
Original Lyrics:
And if you're under him, you ain't getting over him.
Traditional's, "Little Bunny Foo Foo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little bunny poo poo
Hopping through the florist
Original Lyrics:
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest

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